Why did the hot guy always feel warm on his birthday?
A. Because folks just wouldn't stop toasting him!
News: Your birthday party is really hot! But the Bad News
is: Your cake is on fire and the clown is dead!
What did one candle say to the other?
A. Don't birthdays just burn you up?
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday
Doctor: Next time, try taking the candles off first.
What do you call the psychic ability to know what's inside
a wrapped birthday present?
A. It's a gift.
your birthday gets you down, just remember you're older
today than yesterday, but younger than tomorrow.
What does a pirate on shore leave wish for on his birthday?
A. A little booty!
Where do some pirates party?
A. At the sand bar.
pirate walks into a bar on his birthday. Bartender says,
"Hey, did you know there's a steering wheel in your
pants?" Pirates replies, "Yarrr, and it's driving
Why was it so hard to call the pirate on his birthday?
A. Because he left his phone off the hook.
Why don't time travelers have birthday celebration parties?
A. Because they're not interested in the presence.
What did the ice cream say to the sad birthday cake?
A. What's eating you?
What did her dad say after the blonde handed him his 50th
A. Thanks so much, but one would have been enough.
Why did the blonde bring soap to the birthday party?
A. She heard it was a soap-prize party!
Are birthdays good for your health?
A. Yes, studies show people who have more birthdays do live
Which party animal has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
A. A Birthday Pheasant.
What did the Happy Birthday balloon say to the pin?
A. Hi, Buster.
Where did the birthday boy smack his pinata?
A. Right in the sweet spot.