What did the great horned bird say to his sweetie on Valentine's
A. Owl be yours, if you'll be mine.
Day Pick-Up Line: Hi,
remember me? No? Oh yeah, we've only met in my dreams.
Day Pick-Down Line:
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be alone than
be with you.
Why did the confirmed bachelor wear a mask on Valentine's
A. He heard love was in the air.
Valentine's Day, the only thing I got this February 14 was
What is the difference between a calendar and you?
A. A calendar always has a date on Valentine's Day.
What did the trendy French chef give his lover on Valentine's
A. A hug and a quiche.
As Hell VD Day Pick-Up
Line: Are you an angel? 'Cause you're the answer to
all my prayers.
Funny Anti Valentine's Day Thought of the Day: Screw you
Cupid, I have cats!