| Friday
Laugh of the Day: I haven't been this excited about Friday,
since last Friday!
Friday
Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, is
your name Friday? 'Cause I'm Frigg-ing
in love with you!
Q.
Which day of the week do whiskey makers like the best?
A. Rye Day. |
Q.
Which day of the week is a superhero?
A. Friday! 'Cause it flies in to save the rest of the week!
Q.
Which day of the week is by far the favorite of aerospace
engineers?
A. Flight Day.
Friday
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, it
must be Black Friday? 'Cause clothes are 100% off at my
place.
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Friday
Point to Ponder: The only decision you have to make today
is whether to have a glass or a bottle. Cheers!
Q.
Which day of the week is a cheap knockoff?
A. Faux Day.
Friday
Pick-Up Line: Hey there,
is your name Fry? 'Cause I'd like to oil you up
today. |
