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Wednesday Jokes, Wets Day LOLs, Wart's Day Puns
Get through midweek blahs with Hens-Day puns, Hump Day humor, and wild Woofs-Day jokes.

Wednesday Jokes, Wren's Day Puns, Webs-Day LOLs
(Because Wild West Day Puns and Whack It Wednesday Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream on Hump Day!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Midweek jokes, Wakes Day grins, Vets-Day humor and Wants-Day puns ahead.
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Little Bird Says: Happy Wren's Day!Wolf Says: Woo Hoo! It's Wild Wednesday!Tarantula Says: Wow, It's Webs-Day!

Q. Which day of the week is favored by impatient naggers?
A. Whens Day.

Q. When dooes a lot of eye-rolling and smirking take place?
A. Wince Days.

Q. Which week day is actually the most macho?
A. Mens Day.

Q. What is Mercedes favorite day of the week?
A. Benz Day.

Q. On which day of the week do the strangest things happen?
A. Weirds Day.

Q. What is every wine connoisser favorite day of the week?
A. Vins Day.

Camel Says: Happy Hump Day!Toad Says: Happy Wart's Day!Big Sled Dog Says: Happy Woofs-Day!

Q. Which day of the week have some large whales been singing about since way back?
A. Hump Day.

Q. What is a fat wallet's favorite day of the week?
A. Wads Day.

Q. When does it always seem to rain hard and flood so much?
A. Wets Day.

Q. When are yoga instructors most in demand?
A. Bends Day.

Q. When are bloddhounds exceptionally hot on the trail?
A. Whiffs Day.

Q. Which day of the week to auto body repairmen celebrate?
A. Dents Day.

Smiling Shark Says: Happy Wets-Day!Chicken Says: Happy Hen's Day!Sheep Says: Happy Wools-Day!

Q. Which day of the week is the favorite of blowhards?
A. Winds Day.

Q. When do sharks like to throw a jawsome party?
A. On Fins Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the most tiresome?
A. Rest Day.

Q. Which day of the week has the most tornado sightings?
A. Winds Day.

Q. When are gamblers and lotto players the luckiest?
A. Wins Day.

Q. Which day of the week do gardeners truly despise?
A. Weeds Day.

Black Widow Spider Says: Happy Webs-Day!Happy Vet's Day! This dog loves dog on Muttday, Chewsday, Fursday, Fiveday, Siturday and Funday, too!Kitten wearing a Santa hat says: Happy Wants-Day!

Q. When do politicians make the most long speeches?
A. Winds Daze.

Q. Which day of the week makes bachelors nervous?
A. Weds Days.

Q. Which day of the week is the most mellow in Colorado?
A. Weeds Day.

Q. Which day of the week is most popular among joggers?
A. Runs Day.

Q. When are bears the most likey to go into hibernation?
A. Dens Day.

Q. When do a lot of young lovers run off to get married?
A. Weds Days.

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