Which day of the weekend do felines think is absolutely
Which day of the week has the worst temper?
A. Madder Day.
Pick-Up Line: Hey Dude, is
your name Lion? 'Cause you are the mane event!
Which day of the week do slackers look forward to?
A. Saturday... then Sunday...
night is my Bud, but Saturday morning is my Bae.
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is
your name Saturday? 'Cause I find you very relaxing.
Fact of the Day: The only decision you have to make today
is whether to order a glass or a bottle. Cheers!
What do you call more than one Saterdag?
Saturday Night Pick-Up Line:
Hey there, if you were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you