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Saturday
Jokes, Wild Night Humor, Lazy Day Puns
Enjoy a day off with relaxing weekend humor, multi-slacking
puns, and crusing jokes. Cheers!
Saturday Jokes, Weekend Puns, Caturday Humor
(Because Funny Weekend Jokes
Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Recreational
Purposes, Only?) |
Warning:
Proceed with Due Caution! Tipsy jokes, relaxed humor, and fading
weekend puns ahead.
| Day of the Week Jokes | Daily
Pick-Ups | Sunday Jokes, Funday LOLs
| Mondane Monday Jokes |
| Tuesday Jokes, Dudes Day Laughs, DOs Day
Puns | Wednesday Jokes and Hump Day
Humor |
| Thursday Jokes and Thors Daze Humor
| 2 | 3
| Friday Jokes and TGIF Funs | Fri-Die
the 13th |
| Saturday Jokes, Sought Her Day Puns, and
Sat All Day Laughs | 2 | 3
| 4 | Wild
Caturday Puns |
| Q.
Which day of the weekend do felines think is absolutely
purr-fect?
A. Caturday.
Q.
Which day of the week has the worst temper?
A. Madder Day.
Caturday
Pick-Up Line: Hey Dude, is
your name Lion? 'Cause you are the mane event!
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Q.
Which day of the week do slackers look forward to?
A. Saturday... then Sunday...
Friday
night is my Bud, but Saturday morning is my Bae.
Saturday
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is
your name Saturday? 'Cause I find you very relaxing.
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Saturday
Fact of the Day: The only decision you have to make today
is whether to order a glass or a bottle. Cheers!
Q.
What do you call more than one Saterdag?
A. Saterdae.
Sick
Saturday Night Pick-Up Line:
Hey there, if you were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you
my heart. |
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Lazy Sunday Point to Ponder: If you slack off on Sunday,
are you wasting the day or just really doing it right?
Q.
Which day of the week do IHOP pancake cooks like the best?
A. Batter Day. |
Winning
Saturday Fact: Today is Saturday, so you deserve a medal
for making it to another glorious weekend!
Q.
When do gin rummy players get lucky?
A. On wild Saturday nights.
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Weekend
Pick-Up Line: Hey, is your
name Saturday? 'Cause I've been dreaming about
you all week.
Q.
Where do cows go on Saturday night?
A. To the moo-vies. |
| Q.
How do you become a superhero on Saturday night?
A. Rescue a guy named Jim Beam who's been trapped
inside a bottle!
Q.
How do you know you've had the best Friday night you could?
A. 'Cause you can sleep in as late as you want to or need
to on Saturday morning! |
Q.
Which weekend day makes the most impact on the rest of the
week?
A. MatterDay.
Saturday
Time Travel Point to Ponder: Is there a pause button
for Saturday Nights?
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Q.
Which day of the week was named after the Roman god of fun
and feasting?
A. Saturn Day.
Q.
Which Earth day of the week does another planet celebrate?
A. SaturnDay. |
| Q.
How do you become a superhero on Saturday night?
A. Rescue a guy named Gallo who's been trapped
inside a barrel!
Q.
Which day of the week could potentially have rabies?
A. Baturday. |
Saturday
Laugh of the Day: I haven't been this excited about the
weekend, since last Friday!
Q.
Which weekend day is best for lazing around on your lazy
ass?
A. Saturday.
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Q.
How is Saturday different than the rest of the week?
A. Saturdays are for multi-slacking instead of multi-tasking.
Q.
Which weekend day do bald guys like best?
A. HatterDay. |
| Q.
Which day of the week is Svengoolie's favorite?
A. Super Sci-fi Saturday Night!
Q.
Where does a skeleton go to party after work on Friday night?
A. A hip joint. |
Q.
How do you become a superhero on Saturday night?
A. Rescue a guy named Breckenridge who's been trapped
inside a self-driving Budweiser truck on I25!
Q.
Which day of the week is a superhero?
A. Saturday! 'Cause it flew in to save us all from the workweek!
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Q.
How can you tell it was a brutal Saturday night?
A. Even Santa said it was "roof!"
Q.
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed on Saturday
night?
A. A cookie sheet. |
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Daily Jokes | Sunny
Sunday Puns | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
6 | Mundane Monday
Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
| Tuesday | 2
| 3 | 4
| Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day Humor |
2 | 3
| 4 | Thursday
Laughs | 2 | 3
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| Friday Fun | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Friday 13th
| Saturday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Caturday | Daily
Pick-Ups |
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome
Holiday Party Jokes |
| Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
Holiday Drnking Jokes |
| Valentine's Day Jokes |
VD Day Pick-Up Lines | St.
Patrick's Day Puns | Spring Holidays
Jokes |
| Happy 420 Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Hot Summer Holiday
Jokes | Autumn and Fall Puns
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| Halloween Puns |
Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons
| Thanksgiving Jokes | Winter
Holiday |
| Christmas Jokes | Santa
Claus Jokes | Christmas Food
Jokes | Elf LOLs | Xmas
Chat Up Lines |
| Xmas Music | Christmas
Animal Jokes | New Year's Jokes
| Winter Humor | Winter
Hookups |
You lasted through the week,
so here's even more weak
end humor,
trippy jokes, and lazy
painful puns to keep you crusing
along tonight:
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Jokes | Psychic Jokes |
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Jokes | Time Travel Jokes | UFO
Jokes | Vacation Jokes | Weather
Jokes | Wine Jokes |
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