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Q. Which days of the week are teh strongest? A. Saturday & Snday. The rest are week days!
Space Alien Says: Saturday was going so well until I realized it was Sunday!
Pick-Up Gnomes Say: Happy Sex Her Day!
Lion Says: Caturday is the Mane Event!

 


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Enjoy a day off with relaxing weekend humor, multi-slacking puns, and crusing jokes. Cheers!

Saturday Jokes, Weekend Puns, Caturday Humor
(Because Funny Weekend Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream for Recreational Purposes, Only?)
Warning: Proceed with Due Caution! Tipsy jokes, relaxed humor, and fading weekend puns ahead.
| Day of the Week Jokes | Sunday Funday Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | Mon-Dane Monday Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Tuesday Jokes and DOs Day Puns | 2 | 3 | Wednesday Jokes and Hump Day Humor | 2 | 3 |
| Thursday Jokes and Thors Daze Humor | 2 | Friday Jokes and TGIF Fried Day Funs | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| Saturday Jokes, Caturday Puns, and Sought Her Day Laughs | 2 | 3 | Daily Pick-Up Lines |

Caturday Trivia: Which side of a tiger has the most stripes? A. The Outside!Pothead Gorilla Says: Saturday is the time for multi-slacking, not multi-tasking!Wine Glass Says: Hello Saturday, So Glad You're Here Again!

Q. Which day of the weekend do felines think is absolutely purr-fect?
A. Caturday.

Q. Which day of the week has the worst temper?
A. Madder Day.

Caturday Pick-Up Line: Hey Dude, is your name Lion? 'Cause you are the mane event!

Q. Which day of the week do slackers look forward to?
A. Saturday... then Sunday...

Friday night is my Bud, but Saturday morning is my Bae.

Saturday Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, is your name Saturday? 'Cause I find you very relaxing.

Saturday Fact of the Day: The only decision you have to make today is whether to order a glass or a bottle. Cheers!

Q. What do you call more than one Saterdag?
A. Saterdae.

Sick Saturday Night Pick-Up Line: Hey there, if you were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.

Hulk Says: Saturday was going so well until I realized it was Sunday!Gold Medal Asks: Which days of the week are the strongest? A. Saturday & Sunday. The rest are week days!Sheep Says to a Leopard: Caturday is not for the meek!

Lazy Sunday Point to Ponder: If you slack off on Sunday, are you wasting the day or just really doing it right?

Q. Which day of the week do IHOP pancake cooks like the best?
A. Batter Day.

Winning Saturday Fact: Today is Saturday, so you deserve a medal for making it to another glorious weekend!

Q. When do gin rummy players get lucky?
A. On wild Saturday nights.

Weekend Pick-Up Line: Hey, is your name Saturday? 'Cause I've been dreaming about you all week.

Q. Where do cows go on Saturday night?
A. To the moo-vies.

Whiskey Says: Hello Saturday, glad we're here again, my dear friend!Atom Says: Happy Matter Day!Happy Saturn Day!

Q. How do you become a superhero on Saturday night?
A. Rescue a guy named Jim Beam who's been trapped inside a bottle!

Q. How do you know you've had the best Friday night you could?
A. 'Cause you can sleep in as late as you want to or need to on Saturday morning!

Q. Which weekend day makes the most impact on the rest of the week?
A. MatterDay.

Saturday Time Travel Point to Ponder: Is there a pause button for Saturday Nights?

Q. Which day of the week was named after the Roman god of fun and feasting?
A. Saturn Day.

Q. Which Earth day of the week does another planet celebrate?
A. SaturnDay.

Happy Baturday!Beer Drinking Chimp Says: Hello Saturday, glad we're here again, my dear friend!Cowboy Hat Says: Happy Hatter Day!

Q. How do you become a superhero on Saturday night?
A. Rescue a guy named Gallo who's been trapped inside a barrel!

Q. Which day of the week could potentially have rabies?
A. Baturday.

Saturday Laugh of the Day: I haven't been this excited about the weekend, since last Friday!

Q. Which weekend day is best for lazing around on your lazy ass?
A. Saturday.

Q. How is Saturday different than the rest of the week?
A. Saturdays are for multi-slacking instead of multi-tasking.

Q. Which weekend day do bald guys like best?
A. HatterDay.

Tophat Says: Happy Hatter Day!Happy Batman Day!Santa Says: It's another roof Saturday night!

Q. Which day of the week is Svengoolie's favorite?
A. Super Sci-fi Saturday Night!

Q. Where does a skeleton go to party after work on Friday night?
A. A hip joint.

Q. How do you become a superhero on Saturday night?
A. Rescue a guy named Breckenridge who's been trapped inside a self-driving Budweiser truck on I25!

Q. Which day of the week is a superhero?
A. Saturday! 'Cause it flew in to save us all from the workweek!

Q. How can you tell it was a brutal Saturday night?
A. Even Santa said it was "roof!"

Q. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed on Saturday night?
A. A cookie sheet.

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| Thursday Humor | 2 | Friday Fun | 2 | 3 | 4 | Saturday LOLs | 2 | 3 | Daily Pick-Up Lines |
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