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TARDIS Asks: Why are you so jazzed it's Friday? Monday in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Monday morning coffee is just as important as Friday night beer...almost!
If Monday was a movie, it would be very long and boring!

 


Manic Monday Jokes, Mud Day Puns, Montag LOLs
Begin your week with mundane jokes, mug day humor, and miserable Monday mourning puns.

Monday Puns, Moan Day Humor, Mon-dane Jokes
(Because Pun Day Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream When You're Latte for Work on Monday Morning!)
Warning: Clock In at Your Own Risk! Sucking funny Monday jokes, caffeinated humor, and tired puns ahead.
| Day of the Week Jokes | Sunday Funday Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | Mon-Dane Monday Jokes | 2 | 3 |
| Tuesday Jokes and DOs Day Puns | 2 | 3 | Wednesday Jokes and Hump Day Humor | 2 | 3 |
| Thursday Jokes and Thors Daze Humor | 2 | Friday Jokes and TGIF Fried Day Funs | 2 | 3 | 4 |
| Saturday Jokes, Caturday Puns, and Sought Her Day Laughs | 2 | 3 | Daily Pick-Up Lines |

ET Says: I think Mondays were invented to punish us for all of the fun we had over the weekend!If Monday was a hair style, it would be a mullet!In my space, there's a day between Sunday and Monday! It's called Spaceday!

Miserable Monday LOL: Rolling out of bed on Monday morning is easy, but getting up off the floor is another story.

Q. What is the only thing worse than a typical Monday?
A. A decaffeinated Monday!

Q. Which day of the week is the busiest for hair stylists?
A. MopDay.

Q. How can you tell it's Monday morning?
A. Your right eye is glued shut and your left eye won't stop twitching!

Monday Point to Ponder: Why is a rainy Friday so much better than a sunny Monday?

Q. How can you tell you had a wild and wonderful weekend?
A. By the number of pics you have to un-tag on Montag morning!

Is it just another manic Monday?Superman Says: If Monday had a face, I would punch it!Grandpa Munster Says: Happy Moan Day!

Monday Point to Ponder: If every day is a gift, why can't you return Mondays for Fridays?

Q. Why do we always joke about how crummy Mondays are?
A. To distract us from the fact that most of the other days of the week are depressing, too!

Monday Morning Point to Ponder: If one day of the week was a serial killer, would it be Monday?

Q. How can Monday be explained using math?
A. Add irritation, subtract sleep, multiply the problems and divide your time between multiple inane tasks!

Q. What is the shortest horror story ever written?
A. "Monday."

Q. How are Mondays like leeches?
A. Because they suck!

Monday Morning Laugh: Is it Friday yet?

Happy Mud Day! More coffee pleaseTARDIS Asks: How can today be Monday? It was Friday just a few hours agoGlass of Beer Says: Happy Mug Day!

Q. Which day of the week do coffee drinkers like the most?
A. MugDay.

Q. Why is the second worst thing about Monday?
A. You ask a coworker how their weekend was, and they tell you every mundane detail...

Q. Which day of the week does your alarm clock like best?
A. Monday, because it's well-rested over the weekend and ready to go to work again.

Monday Quantum Point to Ponder: How can Monday be 50% longer than any other day of the week?

Early Monday Point to Ponder: Were Monday mornings invented to punish us for all the fun we had over the weekend?

Monday Pick-Up Line: Hey babe, wanna find out why they call today Moan-Day?

Q. What is even worse than Friday the 13th?
A. Monday the 13th. OUCH!

Bad Wig Says: Happy Mop Day!The only day worse than Friday the 13th is Monday the 13th!Flying Cow Says: Happy Moon Day!

Sunday Night Point to Ponder: If you listen very carefully, can you hear Monday sharpening its claws?

Q. Which day of the week is the angriest?
A. MadDay.

Q. Which day of the week do cows like the most?
A. MooDay.

Hulk Says: Happy Man Day!Chimp Says: Enjoy Today because Monday's next!Happy Mop Day!

Monday Laugh of the Day: Monday must be a guy because it comes too quickly!

Q. Which day of the week does somebody with a secret like most?
A. MumDay.

One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.  However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.

Q. Which day of the week is your cleaning lady's least favorite?
A. MopDay.

| Daily Jokes | Sunday Puns | 2 | 3 | 4 | Monday | 2 | 3 | Tuesday | 2 | 3 | Wednesday | 2 | 3 |
| Thursday Humor | 2 | Friday Fun | 2 | 3 | 4 | Saturday LOLs | 2 | 3 | Daily Pick-Up Lines |
| Holiday Party Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome Holiday Party Jokes |
| St. Patrick's Day Jokes | Valentine's Day Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Valentine VD Pick-Up Lines |
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| Halloween Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons | Thanksgiving Jokes |
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| Christmas Animal Jokes | New Year's Eve Jokes | Winter Humor | 2 | 3 | Winter Hookup Lines |

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