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Wednesday Jokes, Watts Day Puns, Wired Humor
Weird out with wins day humor, wad's day puns, humped up laughs and where's day jokes.

Weirds Day Humor, Woden's Day Jokes, Wins!
(Because Webs Day Jokes and Wired Puns Could Never Be TOO Humping Mainstream on Woden's Day!)
Warning: Hump Midweek with Caution! Watt's day jokes, webs day humor, and were's day puns ahead.
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Gold Medal Says: Happy Win's Day!Wow! It's Weird Wednesday!Coffee Says: Happy Wired-sDay!

Q. Which day of the week is the champion of them all?
A. WinsDay!

Wednesday Pick-Up Line: Wow, is your name Wednesday? 'Cause I'd gladly hump you.

Today's Point to Ponder: How can it be that today isn't Wednesday? Monday was at least 48 hours long!

Q. Which day of the week is by far the strangest?
A. Weirds Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the most caffeinated?
A. WiredsDay.

Wednesday Pick-Up Line: Hi, is your name Camel? 'Cause I'd like to double-hump you.

Why doesn't anybody get married on WEDnesday?Are we where yet? Yes, It's Where's-Day!Eddie Munster Says: Happy Were's-Day!

Q. Which day of the week is a true champion?
A. WinsDay.

Q. Which day of the week do wine snobs like the best?
A. Reds Day.

Q. What is a gambler's favorite day of the week?
A. WinsDay.

Q. On which day of the week do the most people get lost?
A. Where's Day.

Q. Which day of the week makes your inner wolf howl?
A. Were's Day.

Q. Which lycanthrope day of the week is the hairiest?
A. Were's Day.

Axe Says: Happy Whets-Day!Happy Witness-Day!Happy Watts-Day!

Q. What is the sharpest day of the week?
A. WhetsDay.

Q. Which day of the week leads the Norse Pantheon?
A. Either Woden's Day or Odin's day, but we'll let St. Olaf make that call.

Q. Which day of the week is the favorite of potheads?
A. WeedsDay.

Q. Which dyslexic day of the week has a premium burger joint named after its daughter?
A. Wendy's.

Q. Which day of the week is the brightest?
A. WattsDay.

Q. On which day of the week is it acceptable to wear crotch-hugging skinny jeans?
A. Hump Day 'cause camel toe happens.

Cannabis Says: Happy Rest-Day!Happy Wham's Day!Rooster Says: Happy Wake's Day!

Q. What do potheads say to greet each other midweek?
A. Happy WeedsDay!

Q. Which day of the week is the greenest?
A. Weeds Day! (Not Sunday)

Q. What is Spiderman's favorite day of the week?
A. WebsDay.

Q. On which day of the week do computer programmers get the most work done?
A. Webs Day.

Q. Which day of the week do folks howl about the most?
A. Were's Day.

Q. How does a hair stylist greet mannequin heads?
A. Happy WigsDay!

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