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Tuesday
Jokes, Boos Day Humor, Toons Day Puns
Opt in to choose day humor, tombs day puns, chews day jokes
and tunes day ditties.
Tuesday Puns, Blues Day Jokes, Twos Day Humor
(Because Tubes Day Jokes and
Snooze Day Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream on
a Typcial Taco Tuesday!) |
Warning:
Proceed Cautiously! Booze day humor, tubes day jokes, and noose
day puns ahead. Ouch!
| Day of the Week Jokes | Sunday
Jokes, Funday LOLs, Son Day Puns | Mon-Dane
Monday Jokes |
| Tuesday Jokes, Dudes Day LOLs, DOs Day
Puns | 2 | 3
| 4 | Wednesday
Jokes, Hump Day LOLs |
| Thursday Jokes and Thors Daze Humor
| Friday Jokes, Fri-Die Puns, TGIF Funs
| Friday the 13th |
| Saturday Jokes, Sought Her Day Puns, Sat
All Day LOLs | Caturday Puns |
Daily Pick-Up Lines |
| Q.
Which day of the week do apples dread most?
A. JuiceDay!
Q.
Which day of the week do alcoholics enjoy most?
A. BoozeDay. |
Q.
Which day of the week do TV ad ambulance chasers like best?
A. SuesDay!
Q.
What is King Tut's favorite day of the week?
A. TombsDay.
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Q.
Which day of the week do piano technicians like best?
A. TunesDay.
True
Tuesday Trivia: A typical Tuesday only sucks 99% as much
as the preceeding Monday did. |
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Q. Which day of the week gives you happy feet?
A. ToesDay!
ShoesDay
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, please
tie your shoes 'cause I don't want you falling for anybody
else! |
Q.
Why is Tuesday the unsung hero of the week?
A. Because it's the furthest from next Monday!
Q.
Which day of the week is Elmer's favorite?
A. Glues Day.
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Tuesday
Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, did
you know today is Smooch Day?
Tuesday
Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, it's
early so there's plenty of time for a two-fer Tuesday night.
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| Q.
What is the alternative term for Tuesday SnoozeDay?
A. Snore. |
Q.
Which day do chic footwear designers like most?
A. ShoesDay.
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Q.
Which day of the week do hack actors look forward to?
A. CuesDay. |
| Q.
Which day of the week does your garden like best?
A. DewsDay. |
Q.
Which day is a bugle player's favorite day of the week?
A. TootsDay.
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Q.
Why do gluttons love Fat Tuesday?
A. Because calories don't count and fat has nothing to do
with the celebration. |
| Q.
When does a reporter dig up the most current stories?
A. News Day |
Q.
Which day of the week always has no clear winner?
A. Ties Day. |
Q.
Which day is the most peaceful time of the week?
A. Truce Day.
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Daily
Jokes | Sunny Sunday Puns | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | 6 | Mundane
Monday Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
| Tuesday | 2
| 3 | 4
| Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day Humor |
2 | 3
| 4 | Thursday
Laughs | 2 | 3
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Friday Fun | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Friday 13th
| Saturday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Caturday | Daily
Pick-Ups |
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome
Holiday Party Jokes |
| Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
Holiday Drnking Jokes |
| Valentine's Day Jokes |
VD Day Pick-Up Lines | St.
Patrick's Day Puns | Spring Holidays
Jokes |
| Happy 420 Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Hot Summer Holiday
Jokes | Autumn and Fall Puns
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| Halloween Puns |
Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons
| Thanksgiving Jokes | Winter
Holiday |
| Christmas Jokes | Santa
Claus Jokes | Christmas Food
Jokes | Elf LOLs | Xmas
Chat Up Lines |
| Xmas Music | Christmas
Animal Jokes | New Year's Jokes
| Winter Humor | Winter
Hookups |
It's still booze day, so here's
more choose day humor, to-dazed
jokes,
and chews day painful puns
to make your inner dog smile tooth
day:
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More
Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...
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Puns | Cents-Less Puns | Coffee
Jokes | Colorado Jokes | Fashion
Jokes | Hair Jokes |
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Jokes | Money Puns | Music
Jokes | Pick-Up Lines | Pirate
Jokes | Psychic Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Sports
Jokes | Time Travel Jokes | UFO
Jokes | Vacation Jokes | Weather
Jokes | Wine Jokes |
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