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Q. What is a hair stylist's favorite day of the week? A. DOs Day!
Big Dog Says: Happy Chews Day!
Happy Tuesday!
Grinning Chimp Says: Happy Tooth Day!


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Tuesday Puns, Blues Day Jokes, Twos Day Humor
(Because Tubes Day Jokes and Snooze Day Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream on a Typcial Taco Tuesday!)
Warning: Proceed Cautiously! Booze day humor, tubes day jokes, and noose day puns ahead. Ouch!
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Wow It's Taco Tuesday!Too Bad It's Twos-Day!Are You Loving Blues Day!

Q. Which day of the week do apples dread most?
A. JuiceDay!

Q. Which day of the week do alcoholics enjoy most?
A. BoozeDay.

Q. Which day of the week do TV ad ambulance chasers like best?
A. SuesDay!

Q. What is King Tut's favorite day of the week?
A. TombsDay.

Q. Which day of the week do piano technicians like best?
A. TunesDay.

True Tuesday Trivia: A typical Tuesday only sucks 99% as much as the preceeding Monday did.

Happy Toons Day!Chewie Says: Happy Chews Day!Gorilla Says: Hey Jane, It's Smooch Day!

Q. Which day of the week gives you happy feet?
A. ToesDay!

ShoesDay Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, please tie your shoes 'cause I don't want you falling for anybody else!

Q. Why is Tuesday the unsung hero of the week?
A. Because it's the furthest from next Monday!

Q. Which day of the week is Elmer's favorite?
A. Glues Day.

Tuesday Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, did you know today is Smooch Day?

Tuesday Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, it's early so there's plenty of time for a two-fer Tuesday night.

Happy Noose Day!Happy Toes Day!Happy Tubes Day!

Q. What is the alternative term for Tuesday SnoozeDay?
A. Snore.

Q. Which day do chic footwear designers like most?
A. ShoesDay.

Q. Which day of the week do hack actors look forward to?
A. CuesDay.

Grinning Shark Says: Happy Tooth's Day!Happy Tubas Day!Q. What is a lion's favorite day of the week? a. Chews-Day!

Q. Which day of the week does your garden like best?
A. DewsDay.

Q. Which day is a bugle player's favorite day of the week?
A. TootsDay.

Q. Why do gluttons love Fat Tuesday?
A. Because calories don't count and fat has nothing to do with the celebration.

Q. What is an orange's least favorite day of the week? A. Juice Day!Canadian Gander Says: Happy Goose Day!Herman Munster Says: Happy Boos Day!

Q. When does a reporter dig up the most current stories?
A. News Day

Q. Which day of the week always has no clear winner?
A. Ties Day.

Q. Which day is the most peaceful time of the week?
A. Truce Day.

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