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Big Gorilla Says: Tuesday I My Bitch!
Q. What is a joey's favorite day of the week? A. Roos Day!
Q. What is a dentist's favorite day of the week? A. Tooth Day!


Tuesday Humor, Toes Day Jokes, Shoes Day Puns
Celebrate the day of Mars with snooze day humor, cues day puns, and dues day jokes.

Tuesday Jokes, Tunes Day Puns, Toots Day Humor
(Because Tyr Day Jokes and Tiw's Day Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream or Too Spicy On Taco Tuesday!)
Warning: Proceed Through the Week with Caution! Goos day jokes, dews day humor, and tooth day puns ahead.
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Happy Tunes Day!Tuesday is Snooze Day. Snore!Happy Twos Day!

Q. Which day of the week is the most musical?
A. BluesDay.

Tuesday Trivia: Tuesdays are merely Mondays dressed in their Sunday best.

Q. Why does your dog think Tuesday is fun?
A. Because he thinks you said SmoochDay!

True Tuesday Trivia: Nothing messes up your hump day than realizing it's only Tuesday!

Q. What is an illustrator's favorite day of the week?
A. ToonsDay.

Tuesday Fun Fact: Election day is always held on ChooseDay!

Q. What is your lawn's favorite day of the week? A. Dews-Day!Happy Toots Day!Happy Tooth Day!

Q. What is your dog's favorite day of the week?
A. DOsDay!

Tuesday Point to Ponder: How can it be that today isn't Wednesday? Monday was at least 48 hours long!

Q. Why do farts like Tuesdays?
A. Because it's called TootsDay in the native language of Fartlandia.

Q. Which day of the week do cows like the most?
A. MoosDay.

Q. Which day of the week do unions and associations like best?
A. DuesDay.

Q. How do you know the work week will get even crazier after Monday and Tuesday?
A. Because all that's left is WTF.

Q. What is a trumpet player's favorite day of the week? A. Toots Day!Chimp Chef Says: Yowza! It's Taco Tuesday!Happy Shoes Day!

Q. What was Walt Disney's favorite day of the week?
A. ToonsDay!

Q. Which day of the week do oranges dread most?
A. JuiceDay!

Q. What do footwear designers say to greet each other?
A. Happy ToesDay!

Q. What is an actor's favorite day of the week? A. Cues Day!Big Gorilla Says: Tuesday Is Schmooze Day!What is the scariest day of the week? Boos Day!

Q. Which day of the week is the favorite of goats?
A. ChewsDay.

Q. Which day do cobblers like most?
A. ShoesDay.

Q. Which day of the week do slimey bog creatures enjoy most?
A. GoosDay.

Q. What is a sheep's favorite day of the week? A. Ewes Day!Grinning Chimp Says: Happy Tooth Day!Happy Toes Day!

Q. When does a horny wolf go out courting a potential mate?
A. Woos Day.

Q. When do French Chefs cook up new creative recipies?
A. Roux Day.

Q. Which week day is the most popular in South Dakota?
A. Sioux's Day.

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