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Tuesday
Humor, Toes Day Jokes, Shoes Day Puns
Celebrate the day of Mars with snooze day humor,
cues day puns, and dues day jokes.
Tuesday Jokes, Tunes Day Puns, Toots Day Humor
(Because Tyr Day Jokes and
Tiw's Day Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream or
Too Spicy On Taco Tuesday!) |
Warning:
Proceed Through the Week with Caution! Goos day jokes, dews day
humor, and tooth day puns ahead.
| Day of the Week Jokes | Sunday
Jokes, Funday LOLs, Son Day Puns | Mon-Dane
Monday Jokes |
| Tuesday Jokes, Dudes Day LOLs, DOs Day
Puns | 2 | 3
| 4 | Wednesday
Jokes, Hump Day LOLs |
| Thursday Jokes and Thors Daze Humor
| Friday Jokes, Fri-Die Puns, TGIF Funs
| Friday the 13th |
| Saturday Jokes, Sought Her Day Puns, Sat
All Day LOLs | Caturday Puns |
Daily Pick-Up Lines |
| Q.
Which day of the week is the most musical?
A. BluesDay.
Tuesday
Trivia: Tuesdays are merely Mondays dressed in their Sunday
best. |
Q.
Why does your dog think Tuesday is fun?
A. Because he thinks you said SmoochDay!
True
Tuesday Trivia: Nothing messes up your hump day than realizing
it's only Tuesday!
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Q.
What is an illustrator's favorite day of the week?
A. ToonsDay.
Tuesday
Fun Fact: Election day is always held on ChooseDay! |
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Q. What is your dog's favorite day of the week?
A. DOsDay!
Tuesday
Point to Ponder: How can it be that today isn't Wednesday?
Monday was at least 48 hours long! |
Q.
Why do farts like Tuesdays?
A. Because it's called TootsDay in the native language of
Fartlandia.
Q.
Which day of the week do cows like the most?
A. MoosDay.
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Q.
Which day of the week do unions and associations like best?
A. DuesDay.
Q.
How do you know the work week will get even crazier after
Monday and Tuesday?
A. Because all that's left is WTF. |
| Q.
What was Walt Disney's favorite day of the week?
A. ToonsDay! |
Q.
Which day of the week do oranges dread most?
A. JuiceDay!
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Q.
What do footwear designers say to greet each other?
A. Happy ToesDay! |
| Q.
Which day of the week is the favorite of goats?
A. ChewsDay. |
Q.
Which day do cobblers like most?
A. ShoesDay.
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Q.
Which day of the week do slimey bog creatures enjoy most?
A. GoosDay. |
| Q.
When does a horny wolf go out courting a potential mate?
A. Woos Day. |
Q.
When do French Chefs cook up new creative recipies?
A. Roux Day. |
Q.
Which week day is the most popular in South Dakota?
A. Sioux's Day. |
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Daily
Jokes | Sunny Sunday Puns | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | 6 | Mundane
Monday Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
| Tuesday | 2
| 3 | 4
| Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day Humor |
2 | 3
| 4 | Thursday
Laughs | 2 | 3
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Friday Fun | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Friday 13th
| Saturday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Caturday | Daily
Pick-Ups |
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome
Holiday Party Jokes |
| Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
Holiday Drnking Jokes |
| Valentine's Day Jokes |
VD Day Pick-Up Lines | St.
Patrick's Day Puns | Spring Holidays
Jokes |
| Happy 420 Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Hot Summer Holiday
Jokes | Autumn and Fall Puns
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| Halloween Puns |
Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons
| Thanksgiving Jokes | Winter
Holiday |
| Christmas Jokes | Santa
Claus Jokes | Christmas Food
Jokes | Elf LOLs | Xmas
Chat Up Lines |
| Xmas Music | Christmas
Animal Jokes | New Year's Jokes
| Winter Humor | Winter
Hookups |
It's still Tunes Day, so hum
along with even more dues day
humor,
dew's day jokes, and double
painful pun toots to help ya
snooze t'day:
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More
Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...
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Puns | Cents-Less Puns | Coffee
Jokes | Colorado Jokes | Fashion
Jokes | Hair Jokes |
| Happy Hour Humor | Hipster
Jokes | Money Puns | Music
Jokes | Pick-Up Lines | Pirate
Jokes | Psychic Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Jokes | Sports
Jokes | Time Travel Jokes | UFO
Jokes | Vacation Jokes | Weather
Jokes | Wine Jokes |
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