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Happy Sigh Day!
What is a pothead hula dancer's favorite day of the week? Fried Day!
Q. What is a castaway's favorite day of the week? A. Friday!
Q. What is a police officer's favorite day of the week? A. Fine Day!

 


Friday Puns, Fro Day Jokes, TGIF Humor
Celebrate the weekend with far out Friday jokes, foe day humor, and sweet pie day night puns.

Friday Jokes, High Day Humor, Fly Day Puns
(Because F-ing Funny Friday Night Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream on Saturday Morning!)
Warning: Fly or Fry or High Forward with Caution! Fore day humor, fiend day jokes, and F day puns ahead.
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Flying Dinosaur Says: Wow, it's fly day!Wig Says: Happy Fro Day!Q. What is a fish's least favorite day of the week? A. Fry Day!

Q. Which day of the week do frogs and toads really eat up?
A. Fly Day.

Q. Which day do baby birds fear the most?
A. Fly Day.

Friday Laugh of the Day: Here's hoping your Friday is so awesome that the rest of the week gets jealous!

Q. Which day of the week has the biggest hair?
A. Fro Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the busiest at a men's clothing store?
A. Tie Day.

Q. Which day of the week keeps pilots the most busy?
A. Fly Day.

Q. What is a mountain's Favorite day of the week? A. High Day!Aliens in Flying Saucer Say: We're here because it High Day!Happy Fiend Day the 13th!

Q. Which day of the week do migratory geese like the most?
A. Fly Day.

Friday Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, if you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a real door buster!

Q. Which day of the week do stoners look forward to?
A. High Day.

Friday Pick-Up Line: Hey there, forget about the Black Friday sale 'cause you can have me for free!

Q. Which day of the week do grave diggers really dig?
A. Die Day.

Friday the 13th Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, let's get outta here – and quick!

Monday morning coffee is just as important as Friday night beer...almost!TGIF! It's F Day!Happy Eye Day!

Friday Point to Ponder: Why is it that Friday is so close to Monday, but Monday is so far away from Friday?

Q. How do you know you've had the best Friday night you could?
A. 'Cause you can sleep in as late as you want to or need to on Saturday morning!

Friday Anti Pick-Up Line: It's Friday night and I have a date with my bed and my pajamas.

Vampire Says: Happy Die Day!The only day worse than Friday the 13th is Monday the 13th!Sweet! It's finally Pie Day!

Q. Which day of the week do morticians live for?
A. Die Day.

Q. Which day of the month does Jason Voorhees anxiously await?
A. Fri-Die the 13th.

Far From Friday Point to Ponder: If every day is a gift, why can't you return Mondays for Fridays?

Golf Ball Says: Happy Fore Day!TARDIS Asks: How can today be Monday? It was Friday just a few hours agoVampire Says: Happy Foe Day!

Q. Which day of the week is the best for a game of golf?
A. Fore Day.

One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.  However, the only person to get his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.

Q. Why is Thursday such a good football player?
A. Because it's always blocking Friday.

Friday Night Point to Ponder: Is Saturday morning inevitable?

Q. Where does a skeleton go to party after work on Friday night?
A. A hip joint.

Wasted Weekend Point to Ponder: It was Friday, I blinked, and now it's Monday again? OUCH!

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