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Chews Day Jokes, Tuesday Puns, Zoos Day Humor
Schmooze your way through biting Tooth's Day puns, Moos-Day humor, and Ewes Day jokes.

Tuesday Jokes, Whose Day Humor, Tooth Day Puns
(Because Coos Day Jokes and brutal Used Day Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream On Two-fer Tuesday Night!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Moose Day jokes, catchy Tunes Day humor, and jumpy Roos Day puns ahead.
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Smiling Bird Says: Happy Toucan Tuesday!Q. What is a cow's favorite day of the week? A. Moos Day!Big Gorilla Says: Tuesday I My Bitch!

Q. What is the office kiss-up's most productive day of the week?
A. Schmooze Day.

Q. Which day of the week is the most inspiring for poets?
A. Muse Day.

Q. When is it the noisist at the Wisconsin dairy farm?
A. Moos Day moornings.

Q. When is the Energizer bunny all hopped up?
A. Juice Day.

Q. When do guy gorillas like to hang out together?
A. Dudes Day.

Q. What is the smelliest day of the week in the men's restroom?
A. Taco Toots Day.

Q. What is a sheep's favorite day of the week? A. Ewes Day!Q. What is an owl's favorite day of the week? A. Whose Day!Big Dog Says: Happy Chews Day!

Q. Which day do baad sheep stand-up comedians dread most?
A. Boos Day.

Q. Which day of the week keeps Sherlock Holmes occupied?
A. Clues Day.

Q. What is Count Dracula's favorite day of the week?
A. Tombs Day.

Q. When will you find the best sale at the hardware store?
A. Screws Day

Q. Which day of the week is your proctologist's favorite?
A. Poos Day.

Q. When do a litter of little kittens learn how to talk?
A. On Mews Day.

Grinning Shark Says: Happy Tooth's Day!Q. What is a joey's favorite day of the week? A. Roos Day!Musical Fish Says: Happy Tuna's Day!

Q. When do egotists enjoy blowing their own horns?
A. Toots Day.

Q. When do sailors get some time off for shore leave?
A. Crews Days.

Q. When is a hopped-up kangaroo's favorite day to party?
A. Booze Day.

Q. Which day of the week is a total waste at the drug rehab center?
A. Use Day.

Q. When does the brass band like to get together to celebrate?
A. Tubas Day.

Q. Which day of the week do firecrackers anticipate?
A. Fuse Day.

Big Antlered Animal Says: Happy Moose Day!Q, What is a panda's favrite day of the week? A. Zoos Day!Q. What is a lion's favorite day of the week? a. Chews-Day!

Q. Which day of the week keeps horses on their toes?
A. Shoes Day.

Q. Which day of the week keeps podiatrists the busiest?
A. Toes Day.

Q. Which day of the week is best for sleeping in late?
A. Snooze Day.

Q. Which day of the week was most inspirational for Levi Straus?
A. Blues Day.

Q. Which day of the week is very annoying to stray cats?
A. Shoos Day.

Q. Which day does your hair stylist look forward to every week?
A. DOs Day.

Wolf Howling Under the Moon Says: Happy Woos Day!Q. What is a dove's favorite day of the week? A. Coos Day!Grinning Chimp Says: Happy Tooth Day!

Q. When do wolves enjoy carousing around town?
A. On Cruise Days.

Q. Which day of the week is brutal for circuit breakers?
A. Fuse Day.

Q. Which day of the week keeps ghosts the busiest?
A. Boos Day.

Q. Which day do pool sharks look forward to all week long?
A. Cues Day.

Q. What do you call a really bad day at the casino?
A. Lose Day.

Q. When does the redneck restaurant serve its famous rabbit dish?
A. Stews Day.

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