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Batman Asks: Which days of the week are the strongest? A. Saturday & Sunday. The rest are week days!
Dog wearing eclipse glasses says: To dogs, every day is Sunday!
Bottle of Beer Says: Happy Pun Day!
Beer Pitcher Says: Happy Fun in the Sun Day!


Warm Sunday Jokes, Pun Day Humor, FunDay Puns
Bask in the glow of sunny day puns, refreshing sundae humor, and wonderful weekend jokes.

Happy Sunday Jokes, Son Day Puns, Bun Day LOLs
(Because Fun Pun-Day Jokes and Sweet Sundae Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream During Sunday Sunsets!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Son Day jokes, solar-powered humor, and heart-warming Sunday puns ahead.
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Bulldog Says: Sundays Make Me Feel Warm!Flowers Love Sundays!Big Dog With Pup Says: Happy Son Day!

Q. Which day of the week isn't nearly as happy as Sunday?
A. Sadder Day.

Q. Which day of the week does everybody flatter and fawn over?
A. Swoon Day.

Q. Which day of the week makes you cry when it's over?
A. Sob Day.

Q. Which day of the week do vampires dread the most?
A. Sunday!

Q. Which weekend day is the most high-spirited and sassy?
A. Spunk Day.

Q. What do cookout fans sing on Sunday afternoons?
A. My grill, talking 'bout my grill, my grill.

Sun Sunglasses Emoji Says: Happy Sunday!Q. How do you prepare a gorilla sundae? A. You have to start on Fridae or Saturdae!Happy Sunflower Says: Happy Sunday!

Q. Why is Sunday always so happy?
A. Because Sol always looks on the bright side of things.

Q. Which weekend day boasts the most beer drinking?
A. Suds Day.

Q. Why are steaks so happy at Sunday barbeques?
A. They get to meet all their old flames.

Q. Which weekend day is the busiest at the deli counter?
A. Sub Day.

Q. Which weekend day leaves you completely shocked?
A. Stun Day.

Q. How do weather forecasters greet each other on Sunday Pun Days?
A. With a heat wave!

Cockatiel Says: Sundays Make Me Smile!Happy Pundae!Q. Why do roosters like Sunday? A. It always dawns on them!

Q. Which weekend day do sailors never speak about?
A. Sunk Day.

Hotter Than the Sun Pick-Up Line: Hi girl, Is your name Sunday? 'Cause you light up my life.

Q. What is the ice cream man's favorite day of the week?
A. Sundae.

Q. How do you host the best Sunday afternoon BBQ pig roast ever?
A. You go whole hog!

Q. Which day of the week is the noisiest 24 hours?
A. Sound Day.

Q. Which day of the week do Amish outcasts detest?
A. Shun Day.

Happy Bun Day!Big cat with kitten says: Happy Son Day!Warm Sun and Wine Glass Say: Happy Sunday!

Q. When do many folks sit down for a big hearty meal?
A. Sup Day.

Golfer: Do you think it's a sin to play golf on Sunday?
Caddie: Sir, the way you play, it's a sin any day of the week.

Q. When do accountants balance their own books?
A. On Sum Day.

Q. How is playing golf on Sunday a pious activity?
A. 'Cause you spend more time praying on the golf course than you would have at church.

Q. Which weekend day drinks every chance it gets?
A. Sot Day.

Q. What do surgeons and church musicians do when they hang out together on Sunday afternoons?
A. They talk about organs.

Big Lion Says To Likttle Lion: Happy Son Day!Chimp Says: Happy Pun Day!Darkened Sun Says: Enjoy your Sunday before it's gone!

Q. Why are little girls so jealous of Sunday?
A. 'Cause there is no Daughter Day.

Q. Why do pigs get such a warm feeling on Sundays?
A. 'Cause they're bacon in the sunt.

Q. If Some Day never comes, what takes its place?
A. Scum Day.

Q. Which kind of animal always wears UV-coated sunglasses on clear, sunny Sundays?
A. A solar bear.

Q. What is the devil's favorite day of the week?
A. Sin Day.

Q. What do you say when the fog finally lifts on Sunday afternoon?
A. You won't be mist.

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