| Q.
Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners?
A. Rude-Alf.
Q.
What was left after Santa's sleigh was hit by a car and
several deer died?
A. Just the remaindeer.
Q.
What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?
A. Nice gnawing you! |
Q.
What do a crab on the beach and Christmas have in common?
A. Both have Sandy Claus!
Q.
What is the name of the one race horse in Jingle Bells?
A. Bob. (Bells on Bob's Tail Ring.)
Q.
Which reindeer is is a dinosaur's least favorite?
A. Comet. |
Q.
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh and reindeer?
A. Nothing. It's on the house!
Q.
Did Rudolph go to school?
A. No, he was elf-taught.
It's
raining cats and dogs right now, but that's okay as long
as it doesn't reindeer. |
