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Q. What is worse than Rudolph with a runny nose? A. Frostie the snowlady with a hot flash!
Q. What do you call a sheep that doesn't like Christmas? A. Baa Humbug!
Q What is worse than Rudolph witha runny nose? A. Frosty the Snowman with a hot flush!
Q What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree? A. Nice gnawing you!


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Q. What do you call a scary reindeer? A. A Cari-Boo!Q. Who delivers Christmas presents to cats? A. Santa Claws!Did you hear about the race between Rudolph and another reindeer? Rudolph won by a nose!

Q. Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners?
A. Rude-Alf.

Q. What was left after Santa's sleigh was hit by a car and several deer died?
A. Just the remaindeer.

Q. What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?
A. Nice gnawing you!

Q. What do a crab on the beach and Christmas have in common?
A. Both have Sandy Claus!

Q. What is the name of the one race horse in Jingle Bells?
A. Bob. (Bells on Bob's Tail Ring.)

Q. Which reindeer is is a dinosaur's least favorite?
A. Comet.

Q. How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh and reindeer?
A. Nothing. It's on the house!

Q. Did Rudolph go to school?
A. No, he was elf-taught.

It's raining cats and dogs right now, but that's okay as long as it doesn't reindeer.

Q. How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb? A. Eight. One to crew in the bulb, and seven to hold Rudolph down!Q. How does Santa get his reindeer to fly? A. He uses red bull because it gives you wings!Q. Did Rudolph the reindeer go to school? A. No, he was elf-taught!

Q. What does a reindeer comedian say to open his act?
A. This joke is gonna sleigh you!

Q. What do reindeer get from sitting in the snow too long?
A. Polar-roids.

Q. What do lady reindeer do while the guys are out with Santa?
A. They head down to the Elks Club to blow a few bucks.

Q. How does Rudolph know when Christmas is near?
A. He looks at his calen-deer.

Q. What's the difference between Santa's reindeer and a knight?
A. One slays the dragon and the other is draggin' the sleigh!

Q. How did Santa communicate with his reindeer before the Internet?
A. He used Moose Code.

Q. What do you get if you cross a skunk and a bell?
A. Jingle Smells!

Q. Why couldn't Santa bring his trophy deer and snipe on his flight home?
A. 'Cause the airline only allows one carrion.

Q. What do you call a cow at the North Pole?
A. An Eskimoo!

Q. Why don't reindeer like picnics? A. Because of all their ant-lures!Q. Why does Scrooge love all the reindeer? A. Because every buck is dear to hin!Chimp Elf Asks: What do you call a wet animal? A. A Reindeer!

Q. What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus at their picnic?
A. It's going to reindeer...

Q. Which of Santa's reindeer moonlights as a choreographer?
A. Dancer.

Q. Why did Santa take 22 reindeer to Walmart?
A. What he was buying cost around 20 bucks, but he thought it wise to bring along some extra doe.

Q. How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico?
A. Fleece Navidad!

Q. What do you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs?
A. Anything you want. He can't hear you.

Q. What do you call a blind reindeer?
A. No Eye Deer?

Q. Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs? A. Santa Paws!Q. Where do Santa and his reindeer get hot chocolate whle on a sky flight? A. Star-Bucks!Q. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? A. H-ornaments!

Q. What do you call a bad puppy at Christmas time?
A. Feliz Naughty Dog!

Q. What is green, covered in tinsel, hangs from the ceiling and goes, "ribbit ribbit?"
A. Mistle Toad!

Q. Who delivers Christmas presents to baby sharks?
A. Santa Jaws.

Q. What do you get if you cross a duck and Santa Claus?
A. A Christmas quacker.

Q. What does a sheep that doesn't like Christmas say?
A. Baaaa Humbug!

Q. What do sheep say on Xmas?
A. Merry Christmas to Ewe!

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