| Q.
How do cops grill a chicken?
A. Repeatedly ask her why she crossed the road last night.
Q.
How can you tell a fugitive chicken flew the coop?
A. She's still wearing hen-cuffs!
Q.
What does a sneaky criminal chicken spend her time doing?
A. Hatching up a plan.
Q.
Which kind of books do sleuth owls enjoy?
A. Hoot-dunits.
Q.
What did the owl say to the judge?
A. I'm talon you, I am innocent.
Q.
Why was the parrot in prison?
A. Because he was a jail bird.
Q.
Why didn't the jail bird think he'd be a suspect for the
latest crime?
A. Because he was flying under the radar. |
Q.
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and an inmate?
A. A Kong-vict.
Q.
Where did the habitual criminal chimp to his jail time?
A. Behind monkey bars.
Q.
What did Bigfoot do after he retired from the Colorado Springs
Police Department?
A. He became a Night Squatchman.
Detective
Hunch of the Day: Did you know Bigfoot works as a cop in
Denver? Of course not, he's undercover!
Q.
Why won't you ever catch sight of a sasquatch on Lookout
Mountain?
A. Jeffco Sheriff's Office is looking into that.
Q.
Why was the fowl chicken criminal released from
jail on her personal recognizance?
A. 'Cause she wasn't a flight risk.
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Q.
Where are habitual criminal pigs sent?
A. To the Pen.
Q.
Why did the cops pull over a pig?
A. Because he was a road hog!
Q.
What do non-vegans call a police officer in a sleeping bag?
A. Pig in a blanket.
Q.
What's another name for a fat, white cop?
A. Porky Pig.
Q.
What happened to the thief who stole a baby kangaroo?
A. Aussie police arrested him for being a pickpocket.
Q.
What do you call a marsupial lawyer?
A. A kanga-sue.
Q.
Why didn't the circling turkey vulture think he'd be arrested
for the crime?
A. Because he was above suspicion. |
