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Denver asks: What steps should you take if you think you've seen sasquatch? A. Very large ones!
You might be from Colorado if you've actuallyy seen Bigfoot, in South Partk of all places!
You might be from Colorado if you've seen Bigfoot in a driverless beer truck on I25!
You might be from Colorado if you met this guy at a LoDo bar last weekend!
You might be from Colorado if you'd rather run with the squatch, than run away!
Bigfoot doesn't believe in you either!
You might be from Colorado if you missed this exhibit at the Denver Zoo!
Q. Have you seen Bigfoot? A. Not Yeti!

 


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Q. Have you seen Sasquatch? A. Not Yeti!You might be from Colorado if Bigfoot Saw YOU!Q. What do Yeti call thwir offspring? A. Chill-dren!

Q. Why did the Sasquatch say about Bigfoot puns.
A. I can't Yeti 'nough of them!

Q. What do you get when Bigfoot walks in your garden?
A. Squash!

Q. Where does Bigfoot play baseball?
A. In the bush leagues.

Q. Which Colorado pro athletics team boasts the most Bigfoots?
A. The Denver Nuggets.

Q. What did sasquatch say to his psychiatrist?
A. I feel abominable.

Q. Where is the best place for searching for Bigfoot in Colorado?
A. The Sawatch Range.

Q. Why did Lady Bigfoot call off her engagement to The Invisible Man?
A. Nobody would see their wedding.

Q. Where does Bigfoot go to vacation?
A. Nobody knows...

Q. What do single female sasquatches do on Saturday nights?
A. They comb the forest for edible bachelors.

Sasquatch Pick-Up Line: Hey Baby, I wanna see your bedrock!

Q. Why are there so many more Bigfoot sightings in the Denver foothills lately?
A. Because Squatches moved here, just like everybody else!

Q. Which Denver green space did yuppie Bigfoots frequent during the 1980s?
A. SWash Park.

You might be from Colorado if this guy was your last Uber driver!Q. Where are bigfoots found? A. they're so big, they're hardly ever lost!Bear says: I've partied with Bigfoot in the Colorado high country!

Q. What's the difference between a man and Sasquatch?
A. One's covered in matted hair and smells bad; the other has big feet.

Q. Why did Mt. Everest Yetis visit Pike's Peak and then Cripple Creek, Colorado?
A. T-Bet on Bigfoot sightings.

Sasquatch Pick-Up Line: Hey Baby, you must be from my future because you're turning me into Homo Erectus!

Q. What kind of timepiece does Bigfoot wear?
A. A Swatch!

Q. Why do Squatches like to tell jokes?
A. They just want to kill you with laughter.

Q. Why doesn't Bigfoot wear clown shoes?
A. Because that would be too funny.

Q. What should you do if you accidentally find Bigfoot?
A. Run like hell, on purpose!

Q. How do you make a sasquatch laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke.

Q. Why doesn't Sasquatch wear shoes?
A. Because there is no Tall and Big Footwear Store near Pike's Peak.

Q. What is a baby Bigfoot's favorite toy?
A. His Deady Bear!

Q. Which former U.S. President does Bigfoot still fondly remember?
A. Hairy S. Truman.

Q. What should you do if you actually find Bigfoot?
A. Scream, and run for your life, but pause to take a selfie, first!

Q. Why is Sasquatch such an excellent rock climber?
A. 'Cause he's great at getting a big foothold.

You might be from Colorado if you scene Sasquatch!You might be from Colorado if you've seen this guy skiing on Peak Nine!You might be from Colorado if you go Squatching!

Q. Why did Squatch name his wolf-dog Frost?
A. Because Frost Bites!

Q. Why are Sasquatches so elusive?
A. Because Bigfoot is constantly being hunted, Yeti goes on.

Q. Why are there so many Bigfoot sightings in Colorado?
A. 'Cause squatches like the high country view and skunk apes like the smell of skunk weed.

Q. For maximum effect, what time does Bigfoot smoke pot on top of Pikes Peak?
A. High Noon.

Q. What do Yetis enjoy on the top of Mount Everest?
A. High Tea.

Q. Why do Sasquatches doubt the existence of the Abominable Snowman?
A. Because they haven't met Yeti.

Q. What happens if you actually find Bigfoot?
A. Your cable show gets canceled!

Q. What happens if you actually find Bigfoot?
A. You also find big toes!

Q. What happens if you actually find Bigfoot?
A. Nobody knows?

Q. What kind of man doesn't like to sit in front of a warm campfire?
A. The Abominable SnowMan.

Q. Where does the Abominable Snowman go to have a good time?
A. To the Snow Ball!

Q. What do people in Nepal call an undocumented resident?
A. Yeti.

Q. How does Sasquatch cross the creek?
A. He uses the big footbridge.

Q. How does Sasquatch relax in the evening?
A. He sits on a big footstool.

The rescue team reached him in the forest, but he wasn't outn of the woods!Q. What do you get if you cross an elephant and the abominable snowman? A. A Jumbo Yeti!Bigfoot says: You might be from Colorado if you've met the current hide and seek champion!

Q. Why did the Abominable Snow-Boy send his father to Siberia?
A. Because he liked frozen pops.

Q. Do squatches kiss?
A. Yes, but never on a first date.

Q. What do you call a touchy-feely mutant Sasquatch?
A. BigHands.

Q. What did Bigfoot order at the Squatch Cafe near Boulder, Colorado?
A. Succotash with Sassafrass tea.

Q. What do you get if you cross the Abominable Snowman and a werewolf?
A. Frostbite!

Q. What does the Abominable Snowman grab for lunch?
A. Ice-bergers.

Colorado Winter Point to Ponder: During a blizzard, how would you even know if you saw the Abominable Snowman?

Q. What happens if you actually find Bigfoot?
A. You get eaten!

Q. How does a Yeti get around?
A. He rides his icicle.

Q. What kind of car would Bigfoot drive?
A. A Furrari!

Q. How do you rescue a Bigfoot stranded on I70?
A. With a big toe truck!

Q. Why are there Bigfoots in Colorado, but no Yetis?
A. Long-lived Bigfoots are still young and haven't gone gray yet.

Q. Where can you find bigfoots? A. It depends where you left them!You might be from Colorado if you've seen this exhibit at the Natural History Museum!Bigfoot: Official North Amerian Hide and Seek Champion!

Q. What do all men say about Bigfoot?
A. I'm Bigger!

Q. What is the real reason the historic Pike's Peak Cog Railway was shut down?
A. It was too expensive to make up cover stories about all the Bigfoot sightings!

Q. What do you call it when a voyeur Bigfoot spies on horny campers in sleeping bags?
A. Going Sacks-Watching!

Q. What should you do if Bigfoot finds you?
A. Nobody knows...

Q. Why aren't there Yeti sightings in Colorado?
A. Because the Abominable Snowman got here first!

Q. What do stoners always take along on Colorado Bigfoot hunting trips?
A. High-powered night vision cameras.

Q. What is it called when Tibetan beasts talk about the Yeti?
A. Yakking it up.

Q. Which scientific and cultural facility do Bigfoots avoid in Colorado?
A. The Denver Zoo.

Q. What is Bigfoot's favorite Jimi Hendrix song?
A. All Along the Squatch-Tower.

Q. Why is Yeti so jealous of Sasquatch?
A. Because Squatches have big feet.

Did you hear about the sasquatch who broke up with his lady in the fog? Now he's known as Girl-less in the Mist.

Q. Who is Bigfoot's favorite Star Wars character?
A. Chewbacca. And, he finds all Wookiee babes really hot!

Q. Who gives a young Teller County sasquatch money for his teeth?
A. The Tooth Hairy!

Q. How can you tell is Bigfoot a rap fan?
A. He likes to knock on wood.

Q. What happened when Bigfoot crashed through a cabin screen door?
A. He strained himself!

Q. If a Sasquatch falls in the woods, does it make a sound?
A. Yes, but nobody is around to hear it!

Q. How can you tell a Sasquatch is supersticious?
A. He always knocks on wood.

Bigfoot Pick-Up Line: Hey Baby, now I'm harder than permafrost!

Q. Why did Bigfoot squeeze the lost redhead scout to death during a Broncos game?
A. Because he was thirsting for an Orange Crush!

Q. Why doesn't Sasquatch wear shoes?
A. Because there is no Tall and Big Footwear Store near Pike's Peak.

Q. Where does a Colorado Bigfoot covertly vacation in Canada?
A. Saskatoon, Saskatchewan!

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