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Q. Why did the vampire need mouth wash? A. Because he had bat breath!
Q. What do you get if cross a bat with a lonely hearts club? A. A lot of blind dates.
Zombie Joke: Q. Why did the lion spit out the clown? A. Because he tasted funny!
Q. Did you hear about the vampir who was locked up in an asylum? A. He Went Bats!

 


Spooky Halloween Animal Jokes & Haunted Critters
Black cats agree creepy Halloween bites, scary animal jokes, and spooky wildlife puns are batty.

Halloween Animal Jokes & Scary Animal Humor
('Cause Angry Cat Memes Are TOO Mainstream. Halloween Animal Puns and Scary Critter Jokes, Not So Much!)
Warning: Proceed Cautioiusly! Haunted animal jokes, creepy critter humor and funny fauna puns lie dead ahead.
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| Haunted Halloween Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Funny Halloween Treats | Halloween Music Jokes |
| Ghost Jokes | Monster Jokes | 2 | 3 | Mummy Puns | Skeleton Jokes | 2 | Scary Witch Humor |
| Tasty Cannibal Jokes | Deadly Cemetery Jokes | Haunted House Humor | Werewolf Jokes |

| Scary Animal Jokes | Bigfoot Sightings | 2 | Undead Puns and Zombie Jokes | Brain Puns | 2 |
| Vampire Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Vampire Arts | Bloody Funny | 2 | Friday the 13th Humor |

Q. What is a vampire's favorite animal? A. The Giraffe!Q. Wht did one owl say to another? A. Happy Owl-ween!Q. What do you get if you cross a duck and a vampire? A. Count Quackula!

Q. Which animal won the race with the vampire?
A. It's still neck and neck... ...

Q. What do you call a spooky horse on Halloween?
A. A nightmare!

Q. What did the big dog say to the skeleton on Halloween?
A. Bone Appetite!

Q. What do you get when you cross a ghoul and an owl?
A. Something that scares people and doesn't give a hoot.

Q. Which movie was about a typical family haunted by a turkey?
A. Poultrygeist.

Q. Which monster chicken is very creepy?
A. The Grim Peeper.

Q. Why don't vampires like mosquitoes?
A. Vampires hate all the petty winged competitors.

Q. Why don't vampires bother dairy cattle?
A. Because they just cownt.

Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a sheepdog and a daisy?
A. A collie-flower.

Q. What do birds say on Halloween? A. Twick or Tweet!Q. Which kind of dog does every vampire own? A. A Bloodhound!Q. What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost? A. Bam-Boo!

Q. Why didn't the skeleton chicken cross the road?
A. She lacked the guts for the adventure.

Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a black cat and a lemon?
A. A sour puss.

Scary Monster Pick-Up Line: Dang girl, are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.

Q. What happened when Dr. Frankenstein crossed a small dog with a cow?
A. It was a terrier bull idea.

Q. What does a zombie say to the dog who's barking at him?
A. Go Flesh!

Q. When does a werewolf go to bed early?
A. When he's was dog tired!

Q. What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
A. One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!

Q. What does a ghost panda eat?
A. BamBOO.

Q. Which legendary sea creature lives in slop?
A. The Loch Mess Monster.

A tarantula found a date online. He spider on the web!Hellish Humor: I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried it for a spell.Scary Question: What do you call young married spiders? NEWLY WEBS

Q. What do you get if you cross a spider and a tree squirrel?
A. A pest that runs up your leg to eat your nuts!

Q. What is it called when big hairy spiders rain down out of the sky?
A. A tarantula downpour!

Q. Why don't witches go fishing?
A. Because they can only cast spells.

Q. Which fairy tale do warty toads like?
A. Ghoul-di-locks and the Three Scares.

Q. Why is a frog scarier than a black cat on Halloween?
A. The cat has nine lives, but the frog croaks every night.

Q. What does a witch call a walking line of black cats on Haloween?
A. A Purr-ade.

Q. Where do spiders go on their honeymoon?
A. Lake Eerie.

Did you hear about the spider love triangle? It was a tangled web.

Q. Where do you get honey in a graveyard?
A. From a zombee!

Q. Where do you find monster snails?
A. At the end of his fingertips.

Eddy Munster Says: Mommy, everybody says I look like a werewolf? Oh, sit down and comb your face!Happy Baturday!Q. What is small, gray, suck blood, and eats cheese? A. A Mouse-quito!

Q. Which monsters hibernate all winter?
A. Bearwolves.

Q. What's a young monster's favorite toy?
A. His Deadly Bear.

Q. What did the werewolf YouTuber ask his viewers to do?
A. Lycan subscribe.

Q. Why did the vampire bats go into a cave?
A. To hang out.

Q. Why don't people like vampires?
A. They generally have a very bat temper.

Q. What do you call a werewolf that doesn't know he's a werewolf?
A. An unaware wolf.

Q. How are mosquitoes just like family?
A. Both are very annoying and they carry your blood!

Q. What does Dracula like for dessert?
A. Leeches and scream.

Scary Animal Groan of the Day: Sea monster jokes are Kraken me up.

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| Haunted Halloween Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Funny Halloween Treats | Halloween Music Jokes |
| Ghost Jokes | Monster Jokes | 2 | 3 | Mummy Puns | Skeleton Jokes | 2 | Scary Witch Humor |
| Tasty Cannibal Jokes | Deadly Cemetery Jokes | Haunted House Humor | Werewolf Jokes |
| Scary Animal Jokes | Bigfoot Sightings | 2 | Undead Puns and Zombie Jokes | Brain Puns | 2 |
| Vampire Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Vampire Arts | Bloody Funny | 2 | Friday the 13th Humor |
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