| Q.
What do you get if you cross a spider and a tree squirrel?
A. A pest that runs up your leg to eat your nuts!
Q.
What is it called when big hairy spiders rain down out of
the sky?
A. A tarantula downpour!
Q.
Why don't witches go fishing?
A. Because they can only cast spells. |
Q.
Which fairy tale do warty toads like?
A. Ghoul-di-locks and the Three Scares.
Q.
Why is a frog scarier than a black cat on Halloween?
A. The cat has nine lives, but the frog croaks every night.
Q.
What does a witch call a walking line of black cats on Haloween?
A. A Purr-ade. |
Q.
Where do spiders go on their honeymoon?
A. Lake Eerie.
Did
you hear about the spider love triangle? It was a tangled
web.
Q.
Where do you get honey in a graveyard?
A. From a zombee!
Q.
Where do you find monster snails?
A. At the end of his fingertips. |
