Q. Why is it so tough to compete with a vampire?
A. Because they're always out for blood.

Q. What happened to Dracula's castle?
A. Transylvania revamped it.

Q. What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus performer?
A. A bloody entertaining act that goes straight for the juggler!

Q. Why did the vampire strike out?
A. He used the wrong bat!

Q. What did Count Dracula say to The Invisible Man?
A. Long time, no see.

Shrink: How do you see yourself?
Dracula: I don't.

Q. What's worse than a hungry vampire?
A. A thirsty vampire.

Q. Where do vampires get their writing instruments?
A. Pennsylvania.

Q. How does a vampire get engaged?
A. He proposed to his ghoul fiend.

Bloody True Fact of the Day: Being a vampire really does suck.

Q. Are monsters good at math?
A. Not unless you Count Dracula.

Q. What did the baby vampire say to his mommy?
A. Please turn off the switch. I'm afraid of the light!

Q. How can you tell if a vampire is a baseball fan?
A. Every night he turns into a bat.

Q. What do you get if you cross Google with a vampire?
A. A know-it-all that's a real pain in the neck!

Q. What's the tallest building in Transylvania?
A. The Vampire Stake Building.

Q. What is Transylvania?
A. Dracula's terror-tory!

Q. Why did a cop pull the vampire over?
A. He was a suspect in a blood bank robbery.

Q. Who does a movie star vampire get letters from?
A. Members of his fang club!

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