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Blood Sucking Humor, Biting Jokes, Slayer Puns
4
out of 5 vampires agree bloodletting jokes, frightful humor, and deadly
fang puns don't suck.
Vampire
Jokes, Toothy Puns, Dracula Humor
(Because Bloody Funny Puns
and Vampire Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream
Under Grave Conditions!) |
Warning:
Proceed at Your Own Risk! Newfangled jokes, grave humor,
and batty vampire puns lurk dead ahead.
| Vampire Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| Vampire Arts | Bloody
Funny | 2 | Friday
the 13th Humor |
| Haunted Halloween Jokes | Funny
Halloween Treats | Halloween Music Jokes
| Pumpkin Puns |
| Tasty Cannibal Jokes | Deadly
Cemetery Jokes | Haunted House
Humor | Werewolf Jokes |
| Scary Drinks | Frightful
Food | Scary Fun | Spooky
Sports | Frightful Fashion
| Scary Dentist |
| Ghost Jokes | Monster
Jokes | Mummy Puns | Skeleton
Jokes | Witch Humor |
Zombie Jokes |
Vampire
Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl,
I'm a vampire in the streets, but a real devil in the sheets.
Q.
Where do British vampires go to vacation?
A. The Isle of Fright! |
Q.
Where did viking vampires first land in the Americas?
A. In New Fangland.
Q.
Why did a vampire join the circus?
A. To become an acrobat.
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Q.
What song do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
A. Auld Fang Syne.
Q.
How long did it take for two vampires to fall for each other?
A. It was love at first bite. |
Q.
What do you call a hungry vampire at a wedding reception?
A. Vampire, The Buffet Slayer
Vampire
Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl,
is that blood lust I'm sensing, or just lust? |
Did
you hear about the vampire musician who tortured his victims?
His Bach was worse than his bite.
Vampire
Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl,
I wish you were a vampire so we could do some necking.
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Vampire
Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl,
you sound British. I can show you a bloody good time!
Today's
Fang Fact: Vampires are always on the hunt for their necks
victim. |
Q.
Why did the vampire's musical gig at the cemetery go so
badly?
A. Because the crowd was pretty dead.
Q.
Why shouldn't you ever tell a teenage vampire to get a life?
A. Seriously? (Mortal humans can be so dumb.) |
Q.
How did the vampire fall in love with his wife?
A. It was love at first bite!
Q.
Why did the blonde vampire try out to be a porn star?
A. 'Cause she had really big fangs and thangs. |
Q.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a ghoul?
A. A hemogoblin.
Vampire
Pick-Up Line: Hey Girl,
I can make your heart beat again. |
Q.
How many vampires does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Seriously? As if vampires are afraid of the dark! |
Q.
Where does a vampire take a bath after a sloppy night out?
A. In the bat tub. |
Q.
Why don't other vampires like that cross vampire?
A. Because he has a very bat temper. |
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Vampire Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| Vampire Arts | Bloody
Funny | 2 | Friday
the 13th Humor |
| Ghost Jokes | Monster
Jokes | Mummy Puns | Skeleton
Jokes | Witch Puns | Scary
Funny Puns |
| Deadly Cemetery Jokes | Tasty
Cannibal Jokes | Haunted House
Humor | Werewolf Jokes |
| Halloween Jokes | Halloween
Treats | Halloween Music | Pumpkin
Puns, Jack-O-Lantern Jokes |
| Scary Animal Jokes | Bat
Jokes | Bigfoot Sightings | Spider
Jokes | Zombie Jokes | Brain
Puns |
| Scary Cocktail Jokes, BOOze
Puns, Spooky Drink LOLs | Frightful
Food Puns | Scary Party Jokes |
| Scary Sports Jokes | Frightful
Fashion Jokes, Scary Clothing Humor | Scary
DentistJokes |
| Old Never Die Jokes | Scary
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Clown Jokes
| Creepy Mimes | Chilling
LOLs |
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laughter,
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you:
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Jokes | Music Jokes |
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Jokes | Sports Puns | Superhero
Jokes | Travel Jokes | Weather
Jokes | Weed Jokes |
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