Funny Groan of the Day: A guy was arrested by the police
and charged for killing a number of vampires. They've got
him on three counts.
Why do people hate being bitten by vampires so much?
A. Because it's a real vein in the neck!
nuns were driving down the road when a vampire jumped out
in front of them. One nun say, "Quickly, show him your
cross!" The second nun rolls down the window and
yells, "Get out of the road, you dumb jerk!"
How does a vampire describe an arctic graveyard?
A. Bloody Chilling.
What did the young vampire's math teacher say to his parents?
A. Dracula cannot Count.
Why was the snarky teenage prince vampire kicked out of
A. Because he was a royal pain in the neck.