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Q. What is a locksmith's favorite winter sport? A. Skiiing!
Q. What do Yeti call thwir offspring? A. Chill-dren!
Penguin Says: I had an account at the North Pole, but they froze my assets!
Q. What is a snowman's favorite day of the week? A. Freeze Day!

 


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Cool off with raw winter jokes, blustery wintry humor, and frost-smitten puns. It Snow Joke!

Winter Holiday Puns, Flaky Jokes, Snowy Humor
(Because Frigid Winter Jokes, Cool Humor, and Icy Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream During a Blizzard)
Warning: Plow Forward at Your Own Risk! Brisk winter jokes, flaky humor, and frosty puns that bite ahead.
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Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south!Q. What is the most competitive season? A. Win-ter!Q. What do you call a snowman that can walk? A. Snow-Mobile!

Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman, a laughing hyena, and a painful pun?
A. Frostbite that really, really hurts! Ouch!

Q. Who is Frosty The Snowman's favorite relative?
A. Aunt Arctica.

Q. What is a snowman's least favorite winter yoga position?
A. Downward Facing Dog Poop.

Winter Pick-Up Line: Babe, is this sidewalk icy? 'Cause I just fell for you.

Q. Where do winter championship snowmen football teams compete?
A.
In the Super Ball.

Q. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?
A. Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the winter cold without a coat.

Q. How did the snow globe feel after a scary drive in an ice storm?
A. A little shaken up.

Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a snapping turtle during winter?
A. Frostbite.

Q. Why do some snowmen aspire to be famous actors?
A.
Because there's no business like snow business.

Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a werewolf?
A. Frostbite.

Q. What do you call a snowman on winter rollerblades?
A. A snowmobile.

Winter Snowman Pick-Up Line: Hi Babe, ice to meet you!

Q. How does a nowman get around? A. He rides an icicle!Q. What does a pirate say during a snow storm? A. Shiver me timbers!Q. What's the difference between snowmen and snow ladies? A. Snow Balls!

Q. Why do some snowmen drive a snow plow?
A.
Because there's no business like snow business.

Q. Why didn't the Arctic tourist get any sleep last night?
A. Because he accidentally plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night.

Q. Why don't snowmen like carrot cake?
A. Because it tastes like boogers.

Q. When is a boat just like winter snow?
A.
When it's a drift.

Q. What's the difference between an iceberg and a lint brush?
A.
One crushes boats, but the other brushes coats.

Q. What did the icy winter road say to the SUV?
A.
Wanna go for a spin?

Q. How can a snowman tell when his lady is mad at him?
A. She only gives him the cold shoulder.

Q. Why did the lady snowman delete Tinder?
A.
She was getting too many sno-cone pics.

Q. What did the annoyed snowman say to the carrot?
A. Just get out of my face!

Winter Pick-Up Line: Do I have a fever, or are you giving me the chills?

Q. Which song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party? A. Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!Q. Why was a snowman rummaging through that big bag of carrots? A. He was just picking his hose!Q. What does a snowman eat? A. Icebergs with Chili Sauce!

Q. How is winter black ice just like music?
A. If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

Q. What do you call a snowman's winter party?
A. A snowball!

Q. What is the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
A. Snowballs.

Q. Why did Mr. Snow get a divorce?
A. He knew his wife was totally flaky.

Q. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a mosquito?
A. Frostbite.

Winter Pick-Up Line: Baby, if you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen 'cause I bet you look this great all year long.

Q. What do snowmen order at Wendy's Slide-thru window?
A.
A Frosty.

Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A. Frosted Flakes.

Winter Snowman Pick-Up Line: Hello Winter, I've become frost-smitten with you.

Horse says: You might be from Colorado if an avalance is coming and you're wearing Broncos blinders!Q. Where might you find chili beans? A. At the North Pole!You might be from Colorado if it snows two feet and you don't expect school to be canceled!

Q. What do you call it when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A.
A meltdown!

Q. What can bite your fingers and nip at your toes, but doesn't have teeth?
A. Frost!

Q. What is a snowman's favorite winter beverage?
A.
Iced Tea.

Q. Why did the snowman always have cold feet?
A. Because he goes around brrr-footed.

Q. What did the snowman say to his customer?
A. Have an ice day!

Sophomoric Snowman Joke: There is no prom queen at the Snowman High prom, but there is an ice princess. The PTA insisted on some winter dance ice-breakers, though.

Q. What time is it when kids see winter flakes falling outside the kindergarten window?
A. Snow and Tell.

Q. What do they call the senior prom at Sam Snowman High School?
A. The Snow Ball.

Q. What do Colorado snowmen wear on their heads?
A. Snow Caps.

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