| Q.
What did the reindeer say before starting his stand-up comedy
act?
A. This joke will absolutely sleigh you!
Q.
Why is Mrs. Claus so jolly?
A. She jingles all the cabernet while Santa's on
his sleigh!
Q.
What do you call the last Christmas carol pun here
that just isn't funny?
A. The First No-LOL!
Q.
Why does Batman hate the song Jinglebells?
A. Because Batman does NOT smell!
Q.
Why did the stressed out Christmas stocking have to take
a year off?
A. To work on its mantel health.
Christmas
Pick-Up Line: Whoa! What's
a nice girl like you doing on my Naughty List tonight? |
Q.
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
A. Because of all the wrapping.
Q.
What do you call a musically gifted elf?
A. A Christmas Rap Artist!
Q.
What do mummies listen to on Christmas Eve?
A. Wrap Music!
Christmas
Pick-Up Line: Hey Baby,
let's pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
Q.
How are the Grinch and Cybermen alike?
A. They both desire to delete Christmas from Whoville.
Q.
Why did the blonde give her boss a snowglobe for Christmas?
A. 'Cause he was always taking about wanting to shake things
up.
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Q.
Why is Santa always so jolly?
A. Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q.
Why does Mrs. Santa enjoy the Christmas season so much?
A. Because it's the most wine-derful time of the year!
Q.
What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa before he leaves for the
day?
A. Ho, ho, ho. Merlot Christmas!
Q.
What does a Secret Santa give a kid who is obsessed by NASCAR
and Star Wars?
A. A toy Yoda.
Q.
Why did Santa leave the amputee an artifical leg for Christmas?
A. It was a stocking stuffer.
Christmas
Pick-Up Line: Hey, let's
both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip. |
