Why did ghosts go to a bar on Halloween?
A. For the boos!
Why should a skeleton drink eight glasses of milk per day?
A. They say it's good for the bones.
Who wrote the scary new cookbook, I Am The Evil Child?
A. May I. Butcher.
Why are ghosts so popular at Halloween parties?
A. 'Cause they always bring the boos!
Where do people who have eaten too many Big Macs go in the
Tip of the Day: Nobody likes spoiled children, so be sure
to use airtight containers on Halloween.
What does a witch's cat like for breakfast?
A. Mice Crispies.
guy walks into a graveyard bar and asks the bartender for
a beer. Bartender replies, "Sorry, we only serve spirits
What do bratty Daleks do to houses with inferior Halloween
What does Dracula like for dessert?
A. Leeches and scream.
Monster: Am I late for dinner?
Second Monster: Yes, everyone's been eaten.
Where does a mummy drink his espresso?
A. At the Sar-Coffee-Gus.
Where do skeletons like to eat at the mall?
What does the Loch Ness monster eat?
A. Fish and ships.