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Halloween Humor, Spooky Jokes, Scary Puns
4 out of 5 mummies get wrapped up in scary jokes, frightful humor, and deadly funny puns.

Scary Jokes, Frightful Puns, Halloween Jokes
(Because Cute Cat Memes Are TOO Mainstream. Scary Halloween Jokes and Frightful Tricky Puns, Not So Much!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Peril! Ghastly laughs, killer Halloween humor, and ghoulish puns lie deadly ahead.
| Haunted Halloween Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Funny Halloween Treats | Halloween Music Jokes |
| Tasty Cannibal Jokes | Deadly Cemetery Jokes | Haunted House Humor | Werewolf Jokes |
| Ghost Jokes | Monster Jokes | 2 | 3 | Mummy Puns | Skeleton Jokes | 2 | Scary Witch Humor |
| Scary Animal Jokes | Bigfoot Sightings | 2 | Undead Puns and Zombie Jokes | Brain Puns | 2 |
| Vampire Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Vampire Arts | Bloody Funny | 2 | Friday the 13th Humor |

Q. What do mummies listen to on Halloween? A. Wrap music!Q. Why don't ghosts like rain on Halloween? A. It dampens their spirits!Q. What are a ghoul's favorite rides at the amusement park? A. The scary-go-round and roller ghoster!

Q. What's an ancient mummies favorite kind of music?
A. Ragtime!

Q. Which song is played in covens on Halloween?
A. Season of the Witch by Donovan.

Q. Which Excitable Boy sang about Werewolves in London?
A. Warren Zevon.

Q. What happened when the ghost of Leonardo Da Vinci visited that guy's mansion on Halloween?
A. He had an art attack!

Q. On Halloween, which street do ghosts trick or treat on?
A. A dead end!

Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
A. To day scare centers.

Q. What do you call a little ghost whose sheet is torn on Halloween?
A. A holy tearer.

Q. What is in a ghost's nose?
A. Boo-gers!

Haunted Halloween Pointer of the Day: If you think the 13th floor is scary, stay away from basement level 666!

Q. Why do hipster spirits like to party at the cemetery on Halloween?
A. Because it's an underground club.

Q. Why didn't 4 enter the haunted house on Halloween?
A. Because it was 2 squared.

Q. What did the daddy ghost say to his family while they were driving to the Halloween party?
A. Please fasten your sheet belts.

Q. What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
A. A Poultry Geist.

Q. Where do monsters get their cookies? A. From the Ghoul Scouts!Q. What is a ghost's favorite fruit? A. Booberries!Q. Where does a ghost go to take a nap? A. The dead-room!

Q. How fast did the monster eat his lunch?
A. He bolted it down.

Q. What did the cannibal say when he was full?
A. I can't eat another mortal.

Q. Who is the brightest Halloween monster?
A. Frankenshine.

Q. Where do you find monster snails?
A. On the end of monster fingers.

Q. What is a Halloween retreat?
A. A second piece of candy.

Q. How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween?
A. He could feel it in his bones.

Q. What is a skeleton's favorite classic rock band?
A. The Grateful Dead.

Did you hear about the accurate psychic skeleton? He just felt it in his bones.

Q. Why did the ghosts leave the Halloween party?
A. Because the sheet was about to hit the fan.

Q. Where does a ghost go on vacation?
A. Mali-boo!

Q. Why are ghosts always happy?
A. Because every shroud has a silver lining.

Q. What do birds hand out on Halloween?
A. Tweets.

Q. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A. Pumpkin Pi!Q. What do ghouls eat for supper? A. Spook-etti!Q. What do you call a cleaning ghoul? A. The Grim Sweeper!

Q. What do you get if you drop your Halloween pumpkin?
A. Squash.

Q. What is a monster's favorite refreshing beverage?
A. Demon-ade.

Q. Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?
A. For exceeding the feed limit.

Q. What is a skeleton's favorite Thanksgiving side dish?
A. Grave-y.

Q. What does the Italian restaurant serve on Halloween?
A. Fettucinni Afraid-o!

Q. What do monsters eat at October barbeques?
A. Hallo-weenies!

Q. What do young female monsters do at Halloween parties?
A. They look for edible bachelors!

Q. Are all liquor stores haunted?
A. Yes, they are all full of spirits.

Q. Why didn’t the guy have to take Viagra after visiting the Halloween haunted house?
A. 'Cause he was already scared stiff!

Q. What might you give a skeleton on Valentine's Day?
A. Bone-bones in a heart-shaped box.

Q. How did skeletons send mail in the Old West?
A. By Bony Express.

Q. Which football team do skeletons root for?
A. Tampa Bay Bucaneers.

Q. why are ghosts so bad at lying? A. Because you can see right through them!Q. What is a ghoul's favorite cheese? A. Monster-Ella!Q. Why couldn't the ghost see its mom and dad? A. They were trans-parents!

Q. Who won the skull beauty contest last Halloween?
A. No body.

Q. How does a skeleton taunt a vampire on Halloween?
A. He says, "You Suck!"

Q. What kind of wood are the scariest haunted Halloween houses made from?
A. BamBOO!

Q. What do you call a guy who is absolutely fed up with people on Halloween?
A. A cannibal.

Q. What is a monster's Halloween slogan?
A. Eat, drink, and be scary!

Q. Why did the monster pour nacho cheese all over people's feet on Halloween?
A. He was hungry for Dori-toes.

Q. What does Dracula like for dessert on Halloween?
A. Leeches and scream.

Q. Why did the mommy monster tell her child not to eat uranium?
A. So he wouldn't get atomic-ache.

Q. Why was the haunted Halloween mansion self-conscious?
A. Because it got so many creepy stairs.

Q. Which song lyrics played in Halloween haunted houses in the 1970s?
A. At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

Q. What did the mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
A. Don't spook until you're spoken to.

Q. What kind of a mistake does a ghost make?
A. A boo boo.

| Haunted Halloween Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | Funny Halloween Treats | Halloween Music Jokes |
| Tasty Cannibal Jokes | Deadly Cemetery Jokes | Haunted House Humor | Werewolf Jokes |
| Ghost Jokes | Monster Jokes | 2 | 3 | Mummy Puns | Skeleton Jokes | 2 | Scary Witch Humor |
| Scary Animal Jokes | Bigfoot Sightings | 2 | Undead Puns and Zombie Jokes | Brain Puns | 2 |
| Vampire Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | Vampire Arts | Bloody Funny | 2 | Friday the 13th Humor |
| Scary Funny Jokes | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | Scary Pick-Up Lines |
| Holiday Party Jokes | 2 | 3 | 4 | Daily Jokes | Old Never Die Jokes | Chilling Winter Humor |

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