| Q.
What is a frog's favorite summer flower?
A. A Bug-onia.
Q.
What do you get if you plant a frog?
A. A cr-oak tree!
Q.
What is a frog's favorite lawn game?
A. Croak-et.
Q.
What is a frog's favorite ballet?
A. Swamp Lake.
Q.
How do frogs greet each other at the pond?
A. They say, "Wart's Up?"
Q.
What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog?
A. A Croaker Spaniel.
Q.
What do you get when you cross a poisonous frog with a swamp
gator?
A. A croak-adile.
Q.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a bunny?
A. A Ribbit.
Q.
Who walks around her pad with a frog on her head?
A. Lily. |
Q.
What do you call a frog with a broken leg?
A. Very Unhoppy. .
Q.
What do you call a frog with no hind feet?
A. Extremely Unhoppy!
Q.
What do you call 288 frogs in a box?
A. Two Gross!
Q.
What do Kermit The Frog and Alexander The Great have in
common?
A. Their middle name.
Two
frogs were discussing their European ancestry. The first
frog says, "So, you're Norwegian?" The other froge
replies, "No, I'm a tad Pole."
Q.
How was the tenor frog's performance at the opera house?
A. Absolutely ribbeting.
Q.
Which kind of beer do frogs and toads like best?
A. IPA 'cause it's so hoppy.
Gal
Pal: Wanna try these frog legs?
Blonde: I'll pass. Frog legs make me too jumpy.
Q.
Why did that toad go to prison?
A. He robbed the local riverbank.
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Q.
What is a frog's favorite place to eat?
A. IHOP!
Q.
What does a frog order at a fast food restaurant along with
his French flies?
A. Croak-a-cola.
Q.
What do frogs like to drink in the fall?
A. Hot croak-o.
Q.
Which cookbook do frogs use most ofter?
A. Betty Croaker.
Q.
Which kind of cooker should you use to make frog legs?
A. A croak pot.
Q.
What do frogs order at Italian restaurants?
A. Ribbitoni.
Q.
What do frogs order at French restaurants?
A. Snails.
Customer:
Do you have frog legs?
Waiter: Yes, sir.
Customer: We'll hop on over here and bring me a grilled
cheese sandwich.
Customer:
Do you have frog legs today?
Waiter: No, sir. I always walk this way. |
