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Terrapin Jokes, Shell Puns, Sea Turtle Humor
Crawl
along with turtle disaster puns, short shell-ebrity humor, and slow-moving
tortoise jokes.
Land Turtle Jokes, Terrapin Puns,
Tortoise Humor
(Because Turtleneck Jokes and
Shell Block Sea Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream
When It's Time To Shell-abrate!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Care! Shell shock tortoise jokes, shell of a body LOLs,
and shell-ebrated turtle puns ahead.
| Turtle Jokes, Tortoise Puns
| 2 | 3
| Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Reptile Humor
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| Hiss-terical
Snake Jokes, Boa Puns | Dinosaur
Jokes, Jurassic Puns | Frog Jokes
and Toad Puns |
| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns | Bee
Puns| Butterfly Jokes, Moth
Puns | Housefly Humor | Spider
Jokes |
| Q.
What makes a sea turtle laugh?
A. Shelly puns.
Q.
What do you call a newly-hatched baby terrapin?
A. Squirt-all.
Q.
What do you call an exceptionally large tortoise?
A. A Tur-tall. |
Q.
What happens when you party with turtles?
A. You have a shell of a good time.
Q.
Which kind of turtle likes choclate layer cake with frosting?
A. A torte-ice.
Q.
What do you call a really dumb tortoise joke?
A. Tur-dull.
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Q.
Why don't terrapins ever forget the facts?
A. 'Cause they have turtle recall.
Q.
How do terrapins travel around the city of Chicago?
A. They ride the Turt-El.
Q.
Where do tortoises rent a truck when they're relocating?
A. Turd Haul. |
| Q.
What is another name for turtle drool?
A. Terra-spit.
Q.
Which kind of reptile poops the most?
A. The Turd-all.
Q.
What do you call a crying pet tortoise?
A. Tear-tle.
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Q.
What do you call a tortoise that's doing time in the state
penn?
A. Stir-tle.
Q.
What is the scariest turtle on land or at sea?
A. The Terror-pin.
Q.
Where do habitual criminal turtles do time?
A. In shell block sea. |
Q.
What do you call an nervous tortoise that worries about
everything?
A. A turtle wreck.
Q.
What do you call a tortoise on wheels?
A. Tire-tle.
Q.
What do you call turtle fake news?
A. Terra-Spin. |
| Q.
What do you call a tortoise that can run quickly for only
a short time?
A. Spurt-le.
Terrapin
Point to Ponder: If a turtle loses its shell, is it naked,
or homeless? |
Q.
Which turtle weighs the same on land or in the sea?
A. The Tare-a-pin.
Q.
Which western tortoise is known to cause wild horses to
stampede?
A. The Spur-tle. |
Q.
Where can you find tortoise poop?
A. In a turd hole.
Q.
What do you get when you cross a dairy cow with a turtle?
A. A Curd-all. |
| Q.
How did the terrapins feel after a hurricane ripped through
their bay?
A. Turtle-y devastated.
Q.
Where do fishermen store terrapins aboard ship?
A. In the turt-hold.
Q.
What do you call a terrapin that speaks using contractions?
A. Tur 'Til. |
Q.
What is a great profession for a snapping turtle?
A. Photographer.
Q.
Where do tortoises find great bargains on previously owned
goods?
A. At the re-shell store.
Q.
Where do terrapi college students reside during their first
year at school?
A. Turt Hall. |
Q.
Where do turtles broadcast the rush hour traffic report?
A. From a shell-icoptor.
Q.
Which shelly reptile wears special attire while performing
its dance routine?
A. The tard-tle.
Q.
What do you call an image-concious terrapin who's wearing
a shell that sizes too small?
A. A Girdle. |
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Turtle Jokes, Tortoise Puns |
2 | 3
| Lizard Laughs | Crocodile
Jokes, Gator Puns | Reptile Humor
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| Frog Jokes and Toad Puns | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Snake
Humor | 2 | 3
| Dinosaur Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
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| Insect Jokes, Bug Puns, Entomology LOLs
| 2 | 3
| 4 | 5
| Bee Jokes, Hive Humor, Wasp LOLs
| 2 |
| Butterfly Jokes, Moth Puns, Caterpillar
LOLs | Housefly Jokes | Spider
Jokes, Arachnid Puns | 2
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Gorilla Jokes, Big Ape Puns | 2
| 3 | Bigfoot
Jokes | Sasquatch Jokes | Colorado
Bigfoot Jokes |
| Chimpanzee Puns | Monkey
Jokes | 2 | 3
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4 | Stoner
Monkeys | Animal Potheads | Animal
Bar |
| Elephant Jokes | Lion
Jokes, Big Cat Puns | African
Safari Animal Jokes | Kangaroo
Jokes |
| Bat Jokes | Owl
Jokes, Owl-ful Puns | Wolf
Jokes | Marine Mammal Jokes and Sealife
Puns |
| Bear Jokes | Deer
Jokes | Mouse Jokes, Rat Puns
| Rabbit Jokes, Hare Puns | Animal
Poop Puns |
| Vet Jokes | Scary
Animal Jokes | Animal Music Jokes
| Animal Pick-Up Lines | Xmas
Animals |
| Duck Puns | Goose
Jokes | Fish Jokes | Finny
Fish Puns | Sports Animal Jokes
| Bronco Puns |
| Wild Animal Jokes | Colorado
Wildlife | Farm Animals | Pet
Animal Puns | Animal Crime Jokes
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