Q. Why was the updraft pulled over by the cops?
A. It was speeding in a high sheer zone.

Q. What sort of wit must a dust storm have?
A. A dry sense of humor.

You might be exercising outdoors in Colorado if high gusts are bothering you. And, you might be in Boulder if high guests bother you. You might be outside a Denver pot shop, if nothing bothers you.

It was so cold in Colorado yesterday that even the politicians stopped blowing hot air.

Q. When does a wind turbine blush?
A. After breaking wind.

Q. Which day of the week typically has the most powerful gusts of wind?
A. Windsday.

Q. What is it called when a crow is cut in half by a wind turbine?
A. OW!

Texas Wind Turbine: Are you a country music fan?
Another Wind Turbine: No, I'm a big metal fan.

Q. Why should you always try to avoid tornado chasers?
A. Because they're always passing wind.

Q. Which day of the week usually has the most potent blasts of wind?
A. Taco Tuesday!

Q. How can you stop your newspaper from blowing away in the wind?
A. Use a news anchor.

Q. What do you call coins flying through the jet stream?
A. The winds of change.

Q. Why is it always so windy throughout the state of Wyoming?
A. Because Idaho blows and Nebraask sucks.

Q. How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. The answer, my friend, is blowin'
in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.

Renewable Energy Point to Ponder: Wouldn't you think there would be more wind turbines in Washington, D.C. since there's so much hot air blowing there?

Q. Which color is the favorite of wind turbine engineers?
A. Blew.

Q. What did the storm chaser photographer say to the breeze?
A. I'd like to shoot you some time.

Q. What did one dust devil brag to another dust devil?
A. I'm not just blowing a lot of hot air!

Q. What is today's weather forecast for Wisconsin?
A. Rain and light Bries.

Q. What do you call iron blowing in the wind?
A. FE-Breeze.

Q. What do wind turbines do to entertain each other?
A. They shoot the breeze.

Q. What does a weatherman call a tornado that doesn't touch down?
A. A tornadon't.

Q. What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A. I'm taking you for a quick spin!

Q. What did one tornado say to another?
A. Let's twist again, like we did last summer.

Q. How do you feel when you witness a Texas tornado?
A. Absolutely blown away!

Q. What happened when the farmers installed wind turbines on the farm?
A. They created an energy field.

Q. How are tornados and women alike?
A. Both moan like hell when they come, and take they house when they go.

Q. What is a tornado's favorite party game?
A. Twister.

Q. Why do tornados move so erratically?
A. Because they're really dizzy!

Q. How are a tornado and a divorce in Arkansas alike?
A. Either way, somebody is bound to lose a trailer.

Q. Which wind is named after Santa Claus's temperate cousin?
A. Santa Ana.

Q. Which music genre do wind turbines enjoy most?
A. They're heavy metal fans.

Q. Why aren't weathermen embarrassed if they fart while they pee?
A. 'Cause it's just like rain with a little wind and thunder.

Q. Why do misers like autumn so much?
A. The winds of change are raining coins of copper gold and silver.

Q. What did the pot grower say when he got turned around on a whirl-wind trip through the Colorado high country?
A. There's no trichome like home.

Q. What happened to the cow that was drawn up into the tornado?
A. Udder disaster!

Q. Where can a tornado be jailed?
A. In a high pressure cell.

Q. What happened when a freak tornado wiped out the Wisconsin cheese warehouse?
A. Nothing but de Brie was left in the whey.

Inclement Weather One-Liner of the Day: A tornado walks into a bar and orders a hurricane..

Q. Which day of the week do renewable energy turbines celebrate?
A. Winds-day.

Q. Where might you go if you want to get blown away?
A. The Windy City, Chicago.

Q. Does the wind like renewable energy?
A. Actually, it's a big fan!

Q. Why are there so many decorative wind chmes in Chicago?
A. Because it's the Windy City.

Q. Which day of the week creates the most alternative energy?
A. Winds Day.

Q. What did the wind turbine say to the solar panel at the renewable energy convention?
A. Hey, I'm a big fan.

Q. Why did the hurricane wear a monicle?
A. It only had one eye.

News Flash! A powerful tornado tore through town last night. So far, eight bodies have been recovered. Plot twister: It only damaged the local graveyard.

Q. What do a tornado, a hurricane, and a redneck divorce have in common?
A. In the end, someone is gonna lose a house trailer.

Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A. Hold onto your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job.

Q. What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
A. Hang onto your leaves. This ain't no ordinary breeze!

Q. How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A. Last minute panic shopping in crowded stores.

Q. How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A. Regular television programs are preempted for specials.

Q. How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A. Days off from work.

Q. How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A. Candles.

Q. How does a hurricane know where it's going?
A. It uses its eye.

Q. How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A. At some point, you'll have a tree inside your house.

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