Chat Ups, Dating Chemistry, Lab Hookups
a date night theory with physics-cal flirts, atomic hit-ups, and laboratory
Bond at Your Own Risk! Molecular flirts, scientific come-ons, and
periodic pick-up lines ahead.
Scientist Pick-Up Lines and Chemist Come-Ons
(Because Scientific Come-Ons
Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream If You're Seeking a
Chemical Reaction Partner!)
| Scientist Chat Up Lines |
Science Jokes, Scientist Humor
| 2 | Chemistry
Jokes | Physics Puns |
| Astronaut Jokes, Outer Space Humor
| Ancient Astronaut Jokes | Sun
Jokes and Star Puns |
| Moon Jokes | Planet
Puns | Mars Jokes | Mars
Rover Jokes | Engineering Jokes
| Math Jokes |
| Weatherman Jokes | Eco
Environmet Humor | Brainy Jokes and Smart
Puns | Brainiac Puns |
Pick Up Line: You must be a compound of beryllium and barium
because you're a total BaBe!
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, are you made of Nickel, Cerium,
arsenic and Sulfur? 'Cause you've got a NiCe AsS.
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, would you like to help me prove
the Big Bang isn't just a theory or a sitcom?
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you from the cosmos? 'Cause
you have one heavenly body.
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you hydrogen? 'Cause I think
you're number 1.
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, if I was an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase
so I could unzip your genes.
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, I may be a physics major, but I'm
no Bohr in bed.
101 Hookup Line: Hey girl, wanna be my lab partner? 'Cause
I think we'd have some great chemistry together.
Hours Chemistry Come-On: Hey babe, might a little more alcohol
catalyze this reaction?
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, did you lose an electron? 'Cause
you are positively attractive.
Hookup Line: Hey girl, if you go out with me, I promise
I won't take you for granite.
Techician Pick Up Line: Hey baby, If I was a neurotransmitter,
I'd be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
Pick Up Line: "Be-Au-Ti Full" because "bery
old tit" doesn't sound as sexy.
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, are you made of Fluorine, Iodine,
and Neon? 'Cause you are F I Ne.
Lab Chat Up Line: Hey girl, it's a fact that I'm hung like
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, let's be lab partners again tonight
so I can put my stirring rod in your beaker.
Come-On: Hey girl, you're like a proton and I'm like an
electron. And, opposites do attract.
Nerd Chat Up Line: Hey girl, do you have 11 protons? 'Cause
you are sodium fine!
Lab Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are your pants made of a super-reflective
alloy? 'Cause I can clearly see myself in them.
101 Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I just bought a molecular model
kit. Want to play with my stick and balls?
Come-On: Hey girl, you're just like a telophase 'cause I
admire your cleavage.
Hookup Line: Hey girl, I'm a chemist. Give me a squeeze
and see what kind of reaction you get.
Lab Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'm a chemist, so how about
you let me experiment on you?
Lab Pick Up Line: Hey Coatie, I bet you're like
calcium bicarbonate – If I get you wet, the reaction
will be explosive!
Hookup Line: Hey girl, why don't we go out tonight? You
can examine my hardness while I test your cleavage.
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you an alpha carbon? 'Cause
you look susceptible to backside attack.
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you into chemistry? 'Cause I
Come-On: Hey girl, scientists have recently discovered a
new rare element named Beautium, and it's sure
looks like you are made of it.
Lab Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're hotter than a Bunsen
burner set on full power.
Geek Hookup Line: Hey girl, let's go back to my place to
measure the coefficient of static friction between you and
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I must be a diamond because you
just gave me a hardness of 10 on the Mohs Scale.
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, let's convert our potential energy
to kinetic energy.
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, if I said you had a monoclonal antibody,
would you hold it against me?
Chat Up Line: Hey babe, Heisenberg was wrong about one thing.
I am certain about what you're doing later tonight.
Come-On: Hey girl, you're making my atomic number rise.
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're so hot you'd cause a nuclear
reactor to melt down.
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you're more special than relativity.
Hookup Line: Hey girl, if you need thrusts with force, I've
got the mass and the acceleration.
Pick Up Line: Hey baby, know why Uranium is my favorite
element? 'Cause I am in love with U.
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, are you hydrochloric acid? 'Cause
you're making my limestone fizz.
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, do you like physics? 'Cause I've
got my ion you.
Hookup Line: Hey there, if you were a concentration gradient
I'd go down on you.
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you're so hot that every time I
see you, I think I'll reach my melting point.
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, even the Kelvin scale can't describe
how hot you are.
Come-On: Hey baby, are you the acid on my litmus paper?
'Cause every time I meet you, I turn bright red.
Chat Up Line: Hey babe, you look sweeter than pi!
Hookup Line: Hey partner, in my bed, it's perpetual motion
all night long!
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, feel free to Hubble my telescope
Tip of the Day: Sharp pick-up lines help you get
an angle on the dating scene.
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, are you auxin? 'Cause you're causing
me to have rapid stem elongation.
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Halite? 'Cause you
have perfect cleavage.
Humor | Chemistry Jokes
| Physics Puns | Space
Jokes | Math Puns | Weather
Chat Up Line: Hey baby, you are so hot that you must be
causing global warming.
lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never
girlfriend is the square root of -100. She's a perfect 10,
but purely imaginary.
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, you are finer than pyroclastic ash.
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, the direction fields of my heart
all point to you.
Hookup Line: Hey girl, later tonight I can show you the
exponential growth of my natural log.
Pick Up Line: Hey there, are you a fossil? 'Cause I'd like
to date you.
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if I made my own periodic table,
you'd be element number 1!
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, wanna test the spring constant of
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, what's your sine?
Lab Pick Up Line: Hey girl, know why men are so much sexier
than women? 'Cause you can't spell sexy without
Hookup Line: Hey girl, are you the square root of negative
1? 'Cause there is no way you can be real.
Chat Up Line: Hey girl, are you a laser? 'Cause you are
set on stunning.
How does a math professor propose to his girlfriend?
A. With a polynomial ring!
Assistant Come-On: Hey girl, even if there was no gravity
on Earth, I'd still fall for you.
Cyborg Pick Up Line: Hey you, I am fully functional and
programmed in multiple techniques.
Cyborg Chat Up Line: Hey you, I am fully functional and
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, you must have a high current because
I just can't resist you.
Chat Up Line: Hey baby, are you an exothermic reaction?
'Cause you spread your hotness everywhere.
Pick Up Line: Hey babe, whenever I'm near you, I undergo
anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
Lab Come-On: Hey girl, is it getting hot in here, or is
that just our bond forming?
Pick Up Line: Hey girl, it's not the size of the vector
that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
Chat Up Line: Hey there, are you a a pile of dinosaur bones?
'Cause I dig you.
Science Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I bet I can decrypt your
Scientist Pick Up Line: Hey hottie, you make my interface
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Pick Up Lines | Arty Hipster
| Banker Lines | Bar
Come Ons | Chef Chat Ups |
Colorado Come Ons | Daily
Lines | Farm Flirts |
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Pick Ups | Gym Hookups | Locksmith
Openers | Music Hook Lines
| Pirate Hookup Lines | Police
Pick Ups | 2 | Robot
Pick-Up Lines | Scary Monster Pick
Up Lines |
| Science Fiction Pick Ups | Scientist
Flirt Ups | Sick Come Ons |
Sports Lines | Travel
| Superhero Pick-Up Lines |
2 | Batman
Chat Ups | The Hulk Hookups
| Superman Come-Ons |
| Thespian Lines | Weed
Hookups | 2 | 3
| VD Day Come Ons | Winter
Picks | Xmas Chat Ups | 2
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App LOLs | Relationship Jokes
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Sex Bot Jokes |
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Jokes, Dateless Puns |
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Jokes, Woman Puns | Family Humor,
Mom Puns, and Dad Jokes |
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periodic grins and nerdy
painful puns known to pick up
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