Cannabis Pick Up Lines and Weed Come-Ons 3

Cannabis Pick-Up Lines and Stoner Come-Ons
('Cause Blunt Come-Ons and Dope Pick-Up Lines Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream If You're Seeking a Hottie Tonight!)

What is a pothead hula dancer's favorite day of the week? Fried Day!

Pot Smoking Gnome Pick-Up Line: On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Chimp Chef Asks: What is a stoner chef's specialty? A. Baked Ziti!

Quaint Cannabis Chat Up Line: Hey, want to go get cough-ee some time?

Weed Hookup Line: Hey babe, maybe we should just blow this joint...

Weed Pick Up Line: Hey there, you're like a breath of fresh air enjoyed along with a blunt.

Weedy Powerful Pick-Up Line: Hey Mary Jane, I believe I have a huge kush on you!

Weedy Bright Pick Up Line: Hey, would you consider a 3-way light bulb? You, me, and Maryjane.

Pothead Pick Up Line: Hey big guy, you are my dope tonight.

Weed Pick Up Line: Dude, I can't marry you because I am in love with my mistress, Maryjane.

High Country Chat Up Line: Hey you, wanna come over and suck my bong?

Pothead Chat Up Line: Hey girl, if we party tonight, weed you dance with me?

Stoner Munchies Pick Up Line: Hey, wanna eat cookie dough together sometime?

Reefer Madness Pick Up Line: Dudes, why can't you just get over it at the federal level?

Zoned Out Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Mary Jane? 'Cause I'm pretty sure you're on fire!

Marijuana Mantra: Why can't we all just get a bong?

Big Ape Asks: How did the pothead burn his ear? A. He answered his cell while ironing his tuxedo!

Police officer: How high are you? Pot head: No officers, it's Hi, how are you?

Poetic Stoner Hook Up Line: You must be as dope as weed, because right now you're all I need.

Stoner Chat Up Line: Are you a drug? 'Cause I marijuana take you home tonight.

Pot Head Pick-Up Line: Hey Babe, is your name Tex-Mex? 'Cause you are hot and I just wanna munch you up.

Potted Pick Up Line: Are you a Chonger? 'Cause you done toke my breath away!

Greasy Stoner Chat Up Line: Hey hottie, do you need some lube for your cotton-mouth?

Pot Head Pick-Up Line: Hey bambina, is your name Dona Juanita? 'Cause you are one hot lady, Jane!

Zoner Pick Up Line: Hey hottie, you're on fire! No, wait. That's just my blunt!

Cold Colorado Stoner Ski Bum Hookup Line: Hey, what if I made a Loveland Pass at you?

Non-PC Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, is your name Righteous Bush? 'Cause you are one smokin' hot Republican.

Pot Poetry: Weed is good, weed is fine. If you share yours, I'll share mine!

Green ET Says: Dating used to be dinner and a flick, now it's dank and a dick!

Stoner Poetry in Motion: You must be as dope as weed, because right now you are all I need!

Classic Cannabis Come-On: Hi, are you into going green? 'Cause weed be great together!

Colorado Stoner Pick Up Line: Hey girl, I'm not gidding you, your last joke done made me giddy.

Weed Lovers Pick Up Line: Ciao, I see you have a marijuana smile tonight, mi amour.

Colorado Rocky Mountain Come-On: High Baby, are you into Alt Rock?

Classic Colorado Come-On: Whoa, are you a joint? 'Cause you are smokin'!

Short Stoner Pick-Up Line: High there?

Potted Pick Up Line: If you were a joint, I'd roll you over and lick you up and down.

Reefer Madness Come-On: Is getting high a joint effort?

High Country Come-On: Hey hottie, come on up and suck my bong.

Shortest Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hi there?

If the whole world smoke a joint at the same thime, there'd be world peace ... followed by a global food shortage!

Q. Why did the Jamaican take his wife to the bank? A. To open a joint account!

Q. What do you call a stoner's wife? A. Mississippi!

Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey there big guy, is your name Tweeds? 'Cause I'm liking the way your are dressed.

Weed Pick Up Line: Hey dude, your wheezing laughter is totally contagious!

Colorful Cannabis Come-On: I'm eating Skittles. Wanna taste my rainbow?

Red-Eyed Stoner Come-On: Hey girl, your eyes are even greener than the weed I'm smokin'!

High Flying Pick Up Line: Hey, I've got two boarding passes. Let's catch a flight and see where we land.

Weed Pick Up Line: Hey MaryJane, you sure are one smooth talker.

Cannabis Comedy Line: Hey, I don't even need a lighter because you are already on fire!

Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Mary Jane? 'Cause you are smokin'!

Weedy Bad Come-On: Hey Calendar Girl, is today 4/20? 'Cause I want to THC you naked.

Red Hot Hooking Up Line: Hey Bud, I blaze on the first date!

Weed Hookup Line: Hey girl, if you were cannabis, I'd smoke you up and down.

Blunt Cannabis Line: Hey, you're so smoking hot that I don't even need a lighter! I know I've met my match...

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