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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke a little leaf. Jack got high and dropped his fl, and Jill said "Where's the Beer?"
Q. What do you call a fly on cannabis? A. A Hight Flyer!
Q. What did the frog say after lighting up? A. Don't worry, be hoppy!
Q. What does a stoner who can fly call that skill? A. Enjointment!
Q. Why is Colorado's nickname the High Country? A. Peak Scenery, Bud!
If the whole world smoke a joint at the same thime, there'd be world peace ... followed by a global food shortage!

 


Cannabis Poems, Herb Quips, Poetic Pot Puns
Joint us for blunt poetry, marijuana mantras, catchy cannabis quotes and spliffy stoner slogans.

Pot Poetry, Marijuana Mantras, Weed Slogans
(Because Stoners Agree, Cannabis Poetry, Could Not Be, TOO Mainstream or Lovely, and Potheads Don't Haiku!)
Warning: Weed On with Caution! Marijuana Matters, Weed Is Nature's Poetry, and Poetic Cannabis-isms Ahead!
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| Incredible Green Hulk | Spaced Out Aliens | Gnome Grown Weed Humor | Gnome Pothead Puns |
| Funny Stoner Monkeys | 2 | Animal Pothead Puns | Weed Light Bulb Jokes | Happy 420 Jokes |

Join the marijuana movement, it's a joint effort!Marijuana Mantra: Why can't we all just get a bong?Bud Says: Freedom doesn't exist if nature is illegal!

Poetic Colorado Cannabis-ism: A friend with weed is a friend indeed!

Poetic Cannabis Slogan of the Day: Don't panic, it's organic!

Cannabis Poetry: We smoke pot and we like it a lot.

Q. What do you call poetry by a pigeon out in a marijuana field?
A. High Coo!

Pothead Point to Ponder: If you laugh at funny weed jokes, but groan at pot poetry puns, do you have high standards?

Herb is the gift from the earth, and nothing worse, so before you knock it try it first, to see it's a blessing and not a curse!

Poetic Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey iWeed, you must be as dope as pot seed, because right now you're all I need.

Q. What is it called when a Japanese poet smokes weed and then overthrows the Shogun?
A. High Coup.

Q. Which Kind of cannabis is the best you can find?
A. Yes, it really is intense and one-of-a-kind!

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. – Bob Marley

Classic 420 Cannabis Slogan: As a part of a balanced breakfast, don't forget your Weedies!

Colorado Tourism Slogan: Weed like to welcome you.

Q. What do Denverites call poetry by a mourning doves hanging around a marijuana grow house?
A. High Coo!

Marijuana Mantra of the Day: Join the marijuana movement, it's a joint effort.

Weed Wisdom: Life is What You Bake It!Bud Says: God is perfect. Man is not. Made made liquor. God made pot!Pot Poetry: Dig a little hole, plant a little seed, wait a little while, smoke a little weed!

Stoner Poetry Pick-Up Line: You must be as dope as weed, because right now you're all I need.

Colorado Legal Pot Poetry: I like to smoke that lovely grass, so all you Feds can kiss my ass.

Baked Quote of the Day: Of course I know how to roll a joint. – Martha Stewart.

Potted Poem of the Day: If everybody did a bong, and toked a bunch of weed, we'd all get along, that is agreed!

To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake. – Bill Hicks.

Q. What do stoners always take along when hunting for clarity in Colorado?
A. Deep thoughts and High-powered contact lenses.

Smokin' Poetic 420 Quip: If you don't like weed puns, you're ganja have a bad time.

Shortest Stoner Poem: Weed.

The biggest killer on the planet is stress and I still think the best medicine is an always has been cannabis. – Willie Nelson.

Poetic Stoner Wisdom of the Day: Green ganja grass really kicks your ass.

Pot Poetry: Weed is good, weed is fine. If you share yours, I'll share mine!Cannabis Question: Why can't we all just get a bong?Big Ape Says: Don't drink and drive! Park and Spark!

Colorado Cannabis Point to Ponder: Why isn't there a network sitcom or even a cable reality show about a Denver pot shop?

That is not a drug. It's a leaf. – Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Potted Poem Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, you are no longer a Chonger because you already toke my breath away!

If laughter is the best medicine and marijuana makes you laugh, doesn't that make marijuana the best medicine?

It makes me feel the way I need to feel. – Snoop Dogg.

Red, Green, Blue 420 Point to Ponder: In dog years, Willie Nelson is 420, isn't he?

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction. – Bob Marley.

Colorado Cannabis-ism Mantra: Help eradicate road rage in our lifetime!

Q. Why don't little green men get into arguments?
A. Because they always take the high road!

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy weed and that's pretty close!Why drink and drive? When you can smoke and fly?Alcohol Kills. Weed Chills!

So Stoner Poetry: Yo planted a seed, so you got cha some weed.

Pot Poetry Pick-Up Line: Hey Mick, you're such a hot pick, that I don't even need my Bic!

Pothead Poem of the Day: I smoke pot. Yes, I think I smoke a lot.

Q. What does THC stand for?
A. Toke, Hold, Cough.

Poetic Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey hottie, come on along and bring your bong.

Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey, I wanna TH-See you naked!

Colorado Cannabis-ism Slogan: Weed. It's not just for glaucoma any more!

Q. Which cheesy sitcom would be way funnier if it was about physicists smoking weed?
A. The Big Bong Theory.

Smokey Pot Poetry: Puff puff. That's enough.

Poetic Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey Bud, my hydroponics grow can put your mind in the know.

Pointed Pothead Poetry Point to Ponder: Orange you glad nothing rhymes with joint?

Hot Blunt Pick-Up Line: Thank goodness I'm wearing gloves, because Maryjane, you're just way too hot to handle.

Green Alien Says: I'm not as think as you stoned I am!Weed Leaf Says: Wake Up And Bake Up!Green Aliens Says: Happy Birthday Bud, buddy, your bud-ness, budman...budder from another mother...

Poetic Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey let's go smoke some weed. Two puffs is all you'll need.

Mile High 420 Marijuana Mantra of the Day: Just Doob It!

Poetic Stoner Pick-Up Line: High, wanna come along and smoke my bong?

Weed Poetry: When you pack it tight, a blunt is a wondrous sight.

Poetic Pot Pick-Up Line: Hi hottie, do you smoke weed? 'Cause weed be great together is all I plead.

Classic Colorado Skier Pick-Up Line: Hey girl, wanna get up-lifted and go for a whirl?

Poetic Stoner Chef Pick-Up Line: Hi there, is your name Pot? 'Cause you are so hot!

Nostalgic Colorado Cannabis-ism Slogan from the 1990s: Weed my lips!

Mile High Marijuana Mantra: Hey Colorado, let's blow this joint!

Classic Colorado 420 Slogan: Can I be blunt?

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