What smokin' hot dish did the stoner chef serve up on 4/20?
A. Pot Pie.
Mantra: It was a big pizza, but I did eat olive
like my weed jokes just like my pizza: extra cheesy!
Why do potheads enjoy these Painful pot Puns?
A. 'Cause they're half-baked.
Fact of the Day: Pizza jokes are all about the delivery!
What is it called when a drug dealer samples his merchandise?
A. A business trip.
What happened to the short E.T. after he fired up his blunt
A. He could finally hold his head up high.
Why do ETs enjoy Painful pot Puns?
A. 'Cause they're short and blunt.
Which remake marijuana song fired up the post disco generation
A. Don't Bogart That Joint by Little Feat.
What do you call a horny spaced alien?
A. A Weed Whacker!
Pick-Up Line: Is your name
Mary Jane? 'Cause girl, you are so spliffy!
Why did the British stoners go to mass on the first day
A. They heard it was HAsh Wednesday.
What did the green tree frog say after lighting up?
A. Don't Worry, Be Hoppy!
How do you grow your own dope?
A. Plant a man!
What did the leaf ask his big bud?
A. Trichome you don't love me?
How can you tell your Colorado gardener knows how to take
care of a serious weed problem?
A. He's brought along his own weed wacker and a hefty
supply of leaf bags.
Why is it tricky to get stoned with a cannibal?
A. You have to be careful not to say, "Pass me