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Hulk Asks: What do you call a stoner with two spliffs? A. Double Jointed!
Q. Why did the pothead cross the road? A. Um, that's one hell of a good question?
Pot Poetry: Dig a little hole, plant a little seed, wait a little while, smoke a little weed!
What is a stoner's idea of a balanced diet? A. A joint in each hand!
Gnome Grown Means Gnoming Green


Marijuana Humor, Pot Puns, Funny Weed Jokes
Roll along with funny ganja jokes, stoner laughs, high minded 420 puns and blunt humor.

Cannabis Jokes, Weed Humor, Pothead Puns
(Because the Grass IS Greener on the Other Side of the Fence but Could Never Be TOO Mainstream in Colorado!)
Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Altitude Sickness Ahead? Weed IS Funny 420 Days of the Year in Colorado!
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Q. What do you call a fly on cannabis? A. A Hight Flyer!Stoner Wolf Says: Welcome to Colorful Colorado! Hey, GREEN is a color, too!Gnome Meme: Old Botanists Never Die, They Just Go to Pot

Red, Green, Blue 420 point to ponder: In dog years, Willie Nelson is 420, isn't he?

Q. Why did the guy tell so many jokes after consuming cannabis edibles?
A. He had lots of Infusiasm.

Q. How did the Denver budtender describe his position at the pot shop?
A. It's a kushy job.

Colorado Cannabis-ism: Weed my lips!

Q. How do all epic stoner stories start?
A. I remember this time when I was high...

Q. What is the name of the new pot shop that also sells sexy undies?
A. Bud Naked.

Q. Which Colorado edibles shop also carries CBD oil infused craft beer?
A. The Reefinery.

Ganja Point to Ponder: Why is green code talk okay in Ireland and Colorado, but rather suspicious in Omaha?

Non-PC Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, is your name Righteous Bush? 'Cause you are one smokin' hot Republican.

Q. Which cannabis strain do medical doctors prefer?
A. Hippocratic Growth.

Q. What did the burned out pothead say about his latest kush crop?
A. Here we grow again.

Q. What is the motto of the Denver marijuana growing equipment store?
A. Yes We Cannabis!

Q. What do you call a tuber toker that smokes weed?
A. A baked potato!

Q. What did the stoner at the party say before the copy came? A. Let's blow this joint!Hulk with Pot Leaves: An Expert Farmer is Outstanding in His FieldQ. What do you call it when your relatives grow wee in their backyard? A. A Joint Family Venture!

FYI: Being bouldered in Boulder could get you into trouble, but being denvered in Denver is just another Saturday night.

Q. What does a pothead say when he's heading out of the party to walk home?
A. T H C you later!

Q. Which drug request causes the most elopements?
A. Marry-Wanna?

Pothead Point to Ponder: Have changes in marijuana laws created a new buzz for cannabis?

Q. How did the guy know he was destined to become a pothead?
A. He was born on April 20 and his name is Bud.

Q. What do you call poetry by a pigeon out in a marijuana field?
A. High Coo!

Q. Which superhero is a bona fide pot head?
A. Spider-Man 'cause he's in love with Mary Jane.

Q. Why did the pot head plant cheerios?
A. He thought they were donut seeds.

Q. What do you call it when your family goes into green business?
A. B'leaf.

Q. What do the Feds say about legal marijuana commerce in Colorado?
A. It's a joint movement.

Q. What is it called when a banker buys weed?
A. A dank transaction.

Q. What's the name of the gym right next door to the the medical marijuana dispensary?
A. Chronic Wellness Center.

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy weed and that's pretty close!Q. Why did the Jamaican take his wife to the bank? A. To open a joint account!Q. What did the beekeeper say when his bees made hemp honey? A. Do-Bee Do-Bee DON'T!

Q. Is skin up ever a good thing?
A. Only when you're rolling a spliff.

Q. What's a 70s pothead's favorite metal song?
A. Sweet Leaf by Black Sabbath.

Q. Which character trait is required to become a cannabis grower?
A. Deep Roots.

Q. Why is the new rare cannabis strain so pricey at the Boulder pot shop?
A. 'Cause it's in high demand!

Q. Which song made 1981 a very rasta year?
A. Pass the Kutchie by Mutabaruka.

Q. Why are there so many UFO sightings over Colorado?
A. 'Cause spaced aliens like the high country view.

Q. What happened to the short E.T. after he got baked?
A. He could finally hold his head up high.

Stoner Pick-Up Line: Hey Baby, is your name Dinkie Dow? 'Cause you are making my portfolio rise.

Q. Why do cannabis plants like bumblebees so much?
A. Cuz bees are all about the buzz!

Q. What did the cannabis bud say to the bumblebee?
A. Just buzz off and leaf me alone!

Q. Why do so many tourists visit the Mile High city?
A. For the high times.

Stoner Point to Ponder: Why is it cool to be a pinner at Pinterest, but uncool to bring along to a party?

Bud Says: Freedom doesn't exist if nature is illegal!Pot Humor: Before and After Shots of Hulk Gnoming GreenWhy drink and drive? When you can smoke and fly?

Classic 420 Quip: As a part of a balanced breakfast, don't forget to eat your Weedies!

Q. Which Red-headed stranger song is wafting around you right now?
A. Roll Me Up by Willie Nelson.

Mile High 420 Quip: Whoever said, "Money Can't Buy Happiness," clearly has not visited a Colorado pot shop.

Q. Why did the Denver PR firm name the new indica strain Success?
A. So consumers can honestly say, "I'm High on Success!"

Q. Which classic pot song is still growing green today?
A. Don't Step on the Grass by Steppenwolf.

Q. What's a sure fire way to tell if you've toked enough weed?
A. You have a desire to see the users manual for a Bic lighter.

Colorado Cannabis-ism: All we are saying is, give pot a chance.

Q. How do you know you're a pothead?
A. You studied five days for a urine test.

Sensimilla Point to Ponder: Why is schwag good when an entertainer gives you a goodie bag, but not something you'd ever ask for in Colorado?

Q. Why do free range cattle like working in Colorado's legalized marijuana industry?
A. 'Cause there's no grass ceiling!

Q. What is it called when a roach ash burns your lawn chair?
A. A pot hole!

Downtown Denver Pick-Up Line: Don't be shy, let's get high.

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