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Hulk Asks: What do you call a stoner with two spliffs? A. Double Jointed!
Q. What did the stoner at the party say before the copy came? A. Let's blow this joint!
You might be from Colorado if you know where Bongmont is and can find it without GPS!
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy weed and that's pretty close!

 


Blunt Cannabis Humor, Pot Puns, Spliff Jokes
Roll along with smokin' pothead humor, stoner enjointment puns, and good old doobie jokes.

Joint Jokes, Stoner Humor, Blunt Cannabis Puns
(Because Blazing Marijuana Humor, Joint Jokes, and Blunt Colorado Cannabis Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream!)
Warning: Proceed with Caution! Double-jointed jokes, blunt humor, and spliffy puns ahead. Doobie careful!
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Green Alien Asks: Who performs a killer cannabis comedy act? A. The Grin Reefer!Q. What does a stoner who can fly call that skill? A. Enjointment!Q. Why did the Jamaican take his wife to the bank? A. To open a joint account!

Q. What does a spaced alien call it when he's having fun flying high?
A. Enjointment!

Q. Why do spliffy joint puns always make you laugh?
A. Dude, you must be high!

Sci-Fi 420-ism: I used to smoke joints. I still do, but I used to. Don't you just hate time paradoxes?

Q. Why do potheads enjoy these Painful blunt Puns?
A. 'Cause they're half-baked.

Doobie-ous Quip of the Day: Sorry for my bluntness, that's just how I roll.

Q. What time of the day do blunt smokers always look forward to?
A. High Noon.

Q. What do you call a spliff smoker who doesn't ever touch alcohol?
A. High and Dry.

Q. Which marijuana song should not be considered the butt of stoner jokes?
A. Doobie Ashtray by Devin the Dude.

Q. What happened to the short E.T. after he fired up his blunt nacelles?
A. He could finally hold his head up high.

Q. What is a spaced alien's idea of a balanced diet?
A. A joint in each hand.

Q. What do you call a retro stoner pilot caught up in Reefer Madness?
A. A high flyer.

Classic Colorado Pick-Up Line: Whoa, are you a joint? 'Cause you're smokin'!

Q. What does his wife say when the pot grower leaves for work? A. Doobie Careful!Q. What do you call it when your relatives grow wee in their backyard? A. A Joint Family Venture!Marijuana Mantra: Why can't we all just get a bong?

Colorado Pothead Tip of the Day: Join the marijuana movement, it's a joint effort.

Q. What did the stoner say when he was tired of being tactful?
A. Well, to be blunt...

Mile High 420 Quip: Whoever said, "Money Can't Buy Happiness," clearly has not purchased pre-rolled joints from a Colorado pot shop.

Q. What did the backers from Las Vegas name the high rolling new pot shop?
A. Jack Pot.

Q. Why do blunt smokers make such great diplomats?
A. They know how to give and toke.

Q. Which song does the gym across the street from the pot shop always play?
A. James Joint by Rhianna.

Q. Which Kind of cannabis is the best you can find for rolling up a top notch blunt?
A. Yes, it really is intense and one-of-a-kind!

Classic Colorado 420-ism: Can I be blunt?

Q. Which version of a famous stoner song was Humphrey's favorite?
A. Don't Bogart That Joint by Country Joe and The Fish.

Bud Asks: What do you call it when a roah ash burns your shirt? A. A Pot Hole!Q. What did the stoner at the party say before the copy came? A. Let's blow this joint!Q. Why is a roach clip called a roach clip? A. Because "pot holder" was already taken!

Q. Which snack cake brand do svelt stoners recommend most often?
A. Little Doobie.

Q. Which tie-dyed melody became a cult classic?
A. Smoke Two Joints by The Toyes.

Did you hear about the guy in Colorado who wants marijuana to be classified as a vegetable? He said it's an igenious way to get Americans to stop smoking joints!

FYI: Being bouldered in Boulder could get you into trouble, but being denvered in Denver is just another Saturday night with a few blunts in your pocket.

Barely Legal 420 Point to Ponder: If a cop is high on pot, is that fried bacon?

Q. Which song is the favorite of an old hippie with a half-smoked joint in his hand?
A. One Toke Over the Line by Brewer & Shipley.

Q. What do you get if you dunk a gourmet doobie in Vodka?
A. The Holy Spirit Flambe.

Zoner Pick-Up Line: Hey, you're on fire! No, wait! That's just my blunt.

Q. What did the spliffy guy call his girlfriend when she told regally funny pot puns?
A. Royal Highness.

Q. What kind of car does a stoner drive? A. A Blazer!Q. Why don't stoners get into arguments? A. They choose to take the high road!Big Ape Asks: Which pot strain is preferred by strangers in the night? A. Dooby Dooby Doo!

Q. How did Yoda propose to his girlfriend?
A. He handed her a blunt saber with a smokin' hot diamond ring on it and said, "Marriage, you wanna?"

Q. How can you tell if you've toked too much of that blunt?
A. Is that even possible to do, or is that odd?

Q. How many pot heads does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Yes, please pass the joint.

Q. How can you tell that you've smoked too much of that big spliff?
A. You think everyone in the room is staring at you, but you're the only one in the room...

Blunt Pick-Up Line: Hey big guy, is your name Pocket Rocket? Or, are you just happy to see me?

Q. What do stoners call a roach on the end of a toothpick?
A. Sticky stick weed.

Q. Which weed song is inspiring when you've run out of rolling papers?
A. Hits from the Bong by Cypress Hill.

Kush Pick-Up Line: Hey Bae, do you Pink Panther? 'Cause you're a real gem and I'd like to steal away with you after we blow this joint.

Blunt Boulder Bull Sh*t: Mork and Mindy were actually both from Ork (A.K.A. Boulder, Colorado).

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