Stoner Take-Out Dilemma: Square box, round pizza, triangular
slices? I'm so confused?!
What's a Sublime fan's favorite party song?
A. Smoke Two Joints.
What do party stoners call that one guy who always sucks
A. A Vape-pire.
How many potheads does it take to have a bake sale?
A. Geez, if they're already baked, why not?
Being bouldered in Boulder could get you into trouble, but
being denvered in Denver is just another Saturday night.
Legal 420 Point to Ponder: If a gendarme is high on pot,
is that French fried bacon?
What do you call a BYO cannabis buffet party with blunts,
spliffs, joints, reefers, doobies and more?
A. Pot Luck.
What is a redheaded stranger's favorite party song?
A. Weed With Willy by Toby Keith
Groupie Pick-Up Line: Hey,
I can be your buzz amplifier.
you hear about the stoner guitar player who was stressed?
He was all strung out.
420 Quip at Baked Goods Canna-Butter Bakery: Dude,
this song smells amazing!
What is Ozzy's favorite party tune?
A. Sweet Leaf by Black Sabbath.
Which weed song offers romance tips for stoners?
A. Weed Instead of Roses by Ashley Monroe.