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(Because Deadly Old Jokes and Dying Puns Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream + Lively Young Jokes Are NOT Funny!)
Warning: Proceed With Caution! Deadly occupation jokes, end all job humor, and killer working man puns ahead.
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Crappy Pun: Old Sewage Workers Never Die, They Just Waste Away. Old programmers never die, they just can't C as well.Old Owls Never Die, They Just Don't Give a Hoot!

Deadly Groan of the Day: Old plumbers never die. They just smell that way.

Q. How did the old plumber pass away?
A. He just went down the drain.

Q. Do Painful old Puns ever die?
A. Nope, they continue to cause groans for generations to come.

Old garbage men never die, but they do feel rather down in the dumps.

Old jokes never die, but they so end up six-feet under at PainfulPuns!

Q. How do old computer programmers die?
A. They just byte the dust.

Old programmers never die. They just branch to a new address.

Q. Do old Twitter Tweeps ever die?
A. No, but they do log out.

Old hardware engineers never die, but they do cache in their chips.

Old computer programmers never die; they just lose their memory.

Q. How did the old chicken die?
A. She didn't look before crossing the road.

Old fireflies never die. They just glow on and off and on and off...

Old bears never die, but they do get hugely grizzly.

Q. Do old chickens ever die?
A. Yes, they get fried.

Old bears never die, but they do get hugely grizzly.

Old Lawyers Never Die, They Just Lose Their Appeal.There is no conclusive evidence about what happens to old skeptics, but their future is doubtful.Old Hackers Never Die, They Just Go To Bits.

Old lawyers never die. They just lose their briefs!

Q. Do old lawyers ever die?
A. No, but they do lose their judgement.

Q. Why don't old lawyers ever die?
A. Because they threaten the doctor with malpractice.

Q. What finally killed the old politician?
A. He ran once too often.

Old paradoxes never die; they just become enigmas.

Q. Why don't old procrastinators ever die?
A. 'Cause they keep putting it off.

Old mediums never die, but they do go off to visit all their old friends and acquaintences.

Q. Do old psychics ever die?
A. No, but sometimes they lose their vision.

Old never electricians never die. They just do it until it Hz.

Q. Why don't old electricians ever die?
A. Because they just revolt.

Old electricians never die. They just lose contact.

Old air conditioner repairmen never die, but they do lose their cool.

Old programming wizards never die, they just recurse.Hulk with Pot Leaves: Old Growers Never Die, They Just Go to SeedQ. What is the difference between a frog and a cat? A frog croaks all the time, a cat only nine times.

Old radios never die. They just stop receiving.

Old voice mail never dies; it just doesn't answer.

Old light bulbs never die. They just blink out.

Q. What caused the death of the old circus juggler?
A. His balls dropped – while he was juggling knives.

Q. Do old music mixers ever die?
A. No, they just fade away.

Q. Do old trombone players ever die?
A. No, they just slide away.

Old gardeners never die, but they do push up daisies.

Q. How did the old vegetable gardener die?
A. He just spaded away.

Old potheads never die. They just get wasted.

Old forest rangers never die; they just pine away.

Q. Do old white water river rafting guides ever die?
A. No, they just go with the flow.

Q. Why did the old alpine skier die so suddenly?
A. He went downhill fast.

Q. Do old hipsters ever die?
A. If they did, you would never have heard about it.

Q. Do old hipsters ever die?
A. Nobody knows? They just cut off the man bun so nobody notices them...

Q. What killed the old hipster?
A. He drowned in the mainstream.

Q. Why don't old hippies ever die?
A. Because they just go to pot.

Q. How did the old gossip die?
A. She lost her confidants.

Old Goths never die, but they do need to wear less heavy makeup.

Old hypochondriacs never die, they just lose their grippe.Q. Where do mice put their dead to rest? A. MouseoleumGnome MacDonald Bought the Farm

Old hypochondriacs never die. They just imagine it!

Q. Why don't old chiropractors ever die?
A. Because they're so well adjusted.

Old doctors never die; they just lose their patients.

Q. Do old proctologists ever die?
A. No, they just butt out.

Old dentists never die, but they do lose their pull.

Q. How did the old vacuum cleaner salesman die?
A. He bit the dust.

Q. How did the old janitor die?
A. He just kicked the bucket.

Q. Do old janitors ever die?
A. No, they just get swept up.

Q. Do old exterminators ever die?
A. No, they just bug out.

Q. Do old bosses ever die?
A. No, no matter how much you wish they would.

Old nitpickers never die, but they certainly do feel lousy.

Q. What happens when old frogs die?
A. They croak.

Old veterinarians never die, but they do go to the dogs.

Q. How did the old lumberjack pass away?
A. He just logged out.

Q. How did the old gold miner die?
A. He got the shaft.

Old steel workers never die, but they do lose their temper.

Q. Do old pig farmers ever die?
A. No, but they do get rather disgruntled.

Old dairy farmers never die because they just keep getting butter and butter.

Old dairy cows never die, but they do kick the bucket.

Old farmers never die. They just go to seed.

Q. How did the old magician die?
A. Nobody knows? He just disappeared.

Old daredevils never die. They just get discouraged.

Q. Do old Denver weathermen ever die?
A. No, thankfully they go on to reign forever!

Q. Do old geologists in Colorado ever die?
A. No, they just get stoned.

Old spelunkers never die, but sometimes they do cave in.

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