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Old
Farmers Never Die Jokes and Weeded Out Puns
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along with deadly funny farmer humor, picked off florist puns, and botanist
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Dead Grower Jokes and Old Gardener Humor
(Because Growing, Growing,
Gone Gardening Jokes Could Never Be TOO Mainstream
When Old Growers Go to Pot!) |
Warning:
Proceed Cautiously! Deadly funny farmer jokes, old horticulturist
humor, and final planting puns ahead.
| Old Farmer Jokes and Dead Grower Puns
| Old Banker Jokes | Old
Musicians Never Die Jokes |
| Dying Actor Jokes | Old
Chef Laughs | Deadly Doctor Jokes
| Old Graveyards Never Die Jokes
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| Old Cops and Robbers Never Die |
Old Sports Humor, Dying Athlete Puns
| Dead Tech Jokes |
Old
gardeners never die, but they do push up daisies.
Old
home gardeners never die, but they do throw in the trowel.
Old
cacti growers never die, but they do get priced off.
Q. Did the old gardener in New York die"
A. No, but he did shovel off to Buffalo. |
Q.
Do old lawn care professionals ever die?
A. No, they just recede.
Old
farmers never die. They just spade away.
Q.
How did the old florist die?
A. She just withered away.
Q.
Why did the poor old beggie farmer starve to death?
A. His celery wasn't high enough. |
Q.
How did the old cannabis grower die?
A. He got weeded out.
Old
cannabis growers never die, but they do get repotted.
Old
cannabis growers never die because they get releaf.
Q.
How did the old cannabis grower die?
A. He just went up in smoke. |
Did
you hear about the famous old farmer who was struck by lightning
and died? He was out standing in his field...
Q.
How did the Oklahoma farmer die duing the Dustbowl?
A. He bit the dust.
Old
farm irrigation specialists never die, they just go with
the flow.
Old
tree trimmers never die. They just pick up and leaf.
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Q.
Do old pig farmers ever die?
A. No, but they do get rather disgruntled.
Q.
How did the old hay farmer die?
A. He just baled out.
Old
grain farmers have a tough life. They barley survive wheat
to wheat.
Old
pig farmers never die, but they do go belly up.
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Old
vegetable farmers never die, but they do get beet.
Q.
Do old potato farmers ever die?
A. No, but they do bug out.
Old
carrot famers never die, but they do get rooted out.
Q.
What should you do when you see your landscaper's obituary?
A. Weed it and weep. |
Old
dairy farmers never die because they just keep getting butter
and butter.
Old
dairy cows never die, but they do kick the bucket.
Old
Wisconsin dairy farmers never die, but they do cut the cheese.
Did
you hear about the guy who died eating Rocky Mountain Oysters?
The bull must have dragged him a mile! Yes, the bull was
really quite testy. |
Q.
What caused the death of the old chickn farmer?
A. Oops! She clucked up.
Old
chickens never die, but they do lose their heads.
Q.
How did the funky old chicken die?
A. She get fried.
Old
hog farmers never die, but they do get boared.
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Old
farmers never die. They plow forward to greener pastures.
Old
corn farmers never die because they live a-maize-ingly
long.
Q.
How did the fruit tree grower die?
A. He peear-ished.
Q.
Why did the peach grower commit suicide?
A. Because his work was the pits.
Old
fireflies never die. They just glow on and off and on and
off... |
Did
you hear about the florist who died in an accident? It was
a flora-ble tradgedy.
Old
cut flower gardeners never die, they just wilt away.
Old
potheads never die. They just get wasted.
Did
you hear about the old cannabis grower who died without
his underwear on? He was bud naked. |
Old
cattlemen never die, but they do moo-ve on to another plain.
Q.
Do old cowboys ever die?
A. No, but they get deranged.
Old
ranchers never die. They're just put out to pasture.
Q.
Why do cowboys always die with their boots on?
A. So they won't stub their toes when they kick the bucket.
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Q.
How did the old chicken die?
A. She didn't look before crossing the road.
Old
farmers never die because they always turnip again.
Q.
What happenened the moment the old farmer died?
A. He was greeted by the grim reaper.
Q.
What did the old farmer say right before he passed away?
A. Sow long! |
Q.
What happens to naughty gardeners after they die?
A. They get grounded.
Old
desert gardeners never die, they just bite the dust.
Q.
Do old beekeepers ever die?
A. No, but they'll tell you to just go buzz off.
Old
bumblebees never die. They just buzz off into the sunset.
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Old
environmentalists never die; they're just recycled.
Q.
How did the old landscaper die?
A. He didn't make the cut, so he was weeded out.
Old
composters never die, but they do decompose.
Q.
How did the old vegetable gardener die?
A. He just spaded away. |
Old
forest rangers never die; they just pine away.
Q.
How did the old bear die?
A. He met a grizzly end.
Old
beavers never die; they just don't give a dam.
Q.
What happens when old frogs die?
A. They croak.
Old
bears never die, but they do get hugely grizzly. |
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Gardener Jokes | Farmer
Jokes | Dairy Farm Jokes | Florist
Jokes | Cannabis Grower Jokes
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| Old Farmer Jokes and Dead Grower Puns
| Old Banker Jokes | Old
Musicians Never Die Jokes |
| Dying Actor Jokes | Old
Chef Laughs | Deadly Doctor Jokes
| Old Graveyards Never Die Jokes
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| Old Cops and Robbers Never Die |
Old Sports Humor, Dying Athlete Puns
| Dead Tech Jokes |
| Old Never Die Jokes | 1
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Jokes | Cannibal Puns |
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Jokes | Archaeologist Puns
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LOLs | Chef Jokes |
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Jokes | Miner Laughs | Police
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Jokes |
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