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Old Milk Maids Never Die, They Just Lose Their Whey.Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips.Gnome Meme: Old Botanists Never Die, They Just Go to Pot

Old vintners never really die. They just ferment away.

Q. Why don't old vintners ever die?
A. Bevause they just get better and better with age.

Old craft brewers never die. They just ride off into the yeast.

Old alcoholics never die, but they do lose their spirit.

Old brewmasters never die. They just ferment away.

Old fishermen never die. They just go up river.

Sexy old fishermen never die, but they just can't lift their rods.

Q. Do old fishermen ever die?
A. No, but they do get reel tired.

Old fly fishermen never die, but they do cast away.

Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way!

Q. How did the old cannabis grower die?
A. He got weeded out.

Old environmentalists never die; they're just recycled.

Old pacifists never die. They just go to peaces.

Q. How did the old landscaper die?
A. He was weeded out.

Q. Do old lawn care professionals ever die?
A. No, they just recede.

Old Farmers Never Die, They Just Go To WeedQ. What is the difference between a frog and a cat? A. A frog croaks all the time, a cat only nine times.Old Cooks Never Die, They Just Get Deranged

Q. How did the old florist die?
A. She just withered away.

Old farmers never die. They just spade away.

Q. Do old bee keepers ever die?
A. No, but they'll tell you to just go buzz off.

Q. What caused the death of the old origami artist?
A. He just folded up into oblivion.

Q. Do old execs at Hair Club for Men ever die?
A. No, they just keep plugging away.

Funny elderly barbers never die. They become old cut-ups.

Q. How did the old hair sylish pass away?
A. She just curled up and dyed.

Old blondes never die, they just dye away.

Q. Why did the seasoned old chef pass away?
A. 'Cause he ran out of thyme.

Q. Do old comedian butchers ever die?
A. No, they just go on cutting up.

Q. What happens after old butchers die?
A. They all meat up in the afterlife.

Q. Do old Chinese restaurant chefs ever die?
A. No, they just wok away.

Old doctors never die. They just lose their patience.Old Programmers Never Die, They Just Lose Their Memory.Old colanders never die, they just can't take the strain anymore.

Q. How did the old grammarian die?
A. By falling into a comma.

Q. Why don't old philosophers ever die?
A. They just Kant.

Old teachers never die; they just lose their class.

Q. What happened when the old teacher died?
A. She wiped the slate clean.

Lazy old students never die. They just get D-graded.

Q. How do old hackers die?
A. They just go to bits, we hope!

Old computer programmers never die. They just byte the dust.

Q. How did the old hacker die?
A. In a phishing accident.

Q. Do old movie editors ever die?
A. No, they just fade in and fade out.

Q. What happened when Walt Disney passed away?
A. He went into a state of suspended animation.

Old wants never die. They just become needs.

Old dieters never die; they just waist away.

Q. Why don't old canners ever die?
A. Because they're so well-preserved.

Old refrigerator repairmen never die, they just lose their cool.

Old hippies never die. They just smell that way!

Old beavers never die; they just don't give a dam.

Old laser physicists never die. They just become incoherent.Optometrists live long because they dilate.Old Horticulturists Never Die, They Just Go to Pot

Old number theorists never die. They just get past their prime.

Old scientists never die; they just go down the test tubes.

Old atoms never die. They just decay.

Old never mathematicians never die; they just disintegrate.

Old mathematicians never die; they just go off on a tangent.

Old mathematicians never die. They just lose some functions.

Old photographers never die! They just go to the old focus home.

Old photographers never die. They just stop developing.

Old soldiers never die; they just get re-commissioned.

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Q. Why don't old postal carriers ever die?
A. Because they never lose their zip.

Old printers never die. They're just not the type.

Q. How did the old Chippendale dancer die?
A. He lost his shirt.

Old dancers never die, but they do step away.

Q. How did the old soft shoe dancer die?
A. He shuffled off to Buffalo.

Old dancers never die. They just step aside.

Q. What happens when old limbo dancers die?
A. They go under.

Old go-go dancers never die, but they do get the boot.

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