Q.
How do old computer programmers die?
A. They just byte the dust.
Old
programmers never die. They just branch to a new address.
Q.
Why did the programmer's old computer just crash
and die?
A. Due to a bad driver.
When
I die, I want my headstone to be a WiFi hotspot. That way,
people will visit more often.
Old
computer programmers never die. They just go data
way ----> |
Q.
How did the old hacker die?
A. In a phishing accident.
Q.
How does a hacker vampire kill its victims?
A. With a kill-o-byte.
Q.
How did another old hacker die?
A. He caught a virus while on a phishing trip. Nobody went
to his funeral.
Q.
How do old hackers die?
A. They just go to bits, we hope!
Old
webmasters never die. They just go 404 not found.
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Old
hardware engineers never die, they just lose their drive.
Old
computers never diee because they always come through when
the chips are down!
Q.
What is the difference between tech support and an armed
mass murderer?
A. One specializes in trouble-shooting, and the other is
a troubled shooter.
Old
SEO experts never die. They just log out, cache in their
chips, force quit, byte the dust, lose their memory,
go to bits, crash, and don't C well... |