Q. Which new dating site was built by web designers for webmasters?
A. Wii Connect.

Q. Why was the black widow spending so much time online?
A. She was beta testing her new dating website for spinsters.

Q. Which hilarious dating site is for jokesters and standup comedians?
A. Tee Hee Harmony.

Q. Which new online dating site guarantees a funny first date you'll laugh about later?
A. Match Dot Comic.

Q. What is the name of the new online dating site for joke site web masters?
A. Funny Meeting You Here.

Q. Which online site offers the punniest dating jokes?
A. PainfulPuns.com.

Q. What did the battery say on its online dating profile?
A. I'm very energetic and positive, but I also have a negative side.

Q. Which dating site specializes exclusively in menages a trois?
A. Three On A Match.

Q. Where do barbers and hair stylixts hook up online?
A. Match dot comb.

Q. Which new dating site caters to hipsters in Amsterdam?
A. Zie Harmony.

Q. Where do ranchers and rodeo cowboys go online to find a bucking hot date?
A. Western Union.

Q. Which new hook up site is for one night stands?
A. Snatch dot come.

Q. Which Internet hookup site is preferred by arsonists?
A. Tinder.

Q. Which new dating site is for those who want to take it slow?
A. Flame Retardants.

Q. Which online dating site do fire fighters strictly avoid?
A. Open Flames.

Q. Which new dating site serves chefs and kitchen workers?
A. MatchBaker.

Q. What is the name of the new online dating site for those over 50 who are afraid to hook up?
A. Cower Time.

Q. Which failed dating site was for egotists only?
A. I Harmony.

Q. What is the name of the new dating site full of hot dudes?
A. Stud Finder.

Q. Which older dating site Depends on matching up sufferers of incontinence?
A. Pee Harmony.

Q. Which new dating site do lovers of natural foods match up with?
A. Organic Chemistry.

Q. Which classic online dating site was founded by clockmakers?
A. Hour Time.

Q. Which new online dating site attracts florists and cannabis growers over 50?
A. Flower Time.

Q. Which new dating site is preferred by folks over 50 who enjoy classic Hollywood films?
A. Noir Time.

Q. Which new matchmaking site is strictly for the one percent?
A. V.I.P. Harmony.

Q. Which dating site is focused on good-looking hookups?
A. Eye Harmony.

Q. Which new dating site works best for average people?
A. C Harmony.

Q. Where do MENSA members find an interesting online date?
A. Meeting of the Minds.

Q. What is the name of the deep kisser's dating site?
A. French Connection.

Q. Which new dating site is exclusively for non-monogamists?
A. Open Flames.

Q. Which new carpentry dating site is popular among studs?
A. Board Meetings.

Q. Why did the guy stop dating the lady electrician he met online?
A. Because she was too shocking in bed.

Q. Which new dating site is strictly for sleuths and detectives?
A. Connect the dot.

Q. Which new website matches up grumpy old men with bitter middle-aged women?
A. Sour Time.

Q. Which key dating site is popular with locksmiths and burglars?
A. Latch dot con.

Q. Which new dating site specializes in matching up bodybuilders and high testosterone types?
A. Match-O Mate.

Q. Arrr! Which dating site do pirates like best?
A. Sea Harmony.

Q. Where do sarcastic pirates find a date online?
A. Patch dot moc.

Q. Which dating website is for submarine sailors on shore leave?
A. Hatch dot com.

Q. Which new dating site offers is exclusively for duffers?
A. Tee Harmony.

Q. Which new dating site specializes in spicy dates for chefs 50+?
A. Hour Thyme.

Q. Which new dating website caters to chefs and bakers over 50?
A. Flour Time.

Q. Which new dating site is for those who do not drink coffee?
A. Tea Harmony.

Q. Which new dating site is for the newly divorcd crowd?
A. UnMatched.

Q. Which sweet dating site is exclusively for apiarists?
A. Bee Harmony.

Q. Which new dating site is not for mousy types?
A. Eek! Harmony.

Q. What do you call a two lovebirds on a cyber date?
A. Tweet Hearts.

Q. Which new dating site offers hookups for migratory Canada Geese?
A. Vee Harmony.

Q. What is the name of the new dating site for janitors and cleaning ladies?
A. Soul Maids.

Q. Which online dating site is strictly for horny dirtbags over 50?
A. Whore Time dot come.

Q. Where do dissatisfied women go to spot a worthy match online?
A. G Harmony.

Q. Which online hookup site is for barbers interested in a menage a trois?
A. Three Part Harmony.

Q. Which disco dating site Gibbs its users a feverish experience on Saturday night?
A. Bee Gee Harmony.

Q. Which new dating site is for fans of Bob Dylan?
A. E Harmonica.

Q. Which new online dating site is only far tall people over 50?
A. Tower Time.

Q. Which new dating site do church keyboard players use?
A. Organic Chemistry.

Q. Which new dating website sparks interest in electricians over age 50?
A. Power Time.

Q. What did the zombie say on his online dating profile?
A. I love a woman with brains!

Did you hear about the new cannibal dating service? It's called: Trying to Meat You!

Q. What do cannibals call 18-year-olds using dating apps?
A. Tinder Tots!

Q. Where do wolves go onine to hookup with dates over 50 (iin dog years)?
A. Howl Time.

Q. What is the name of the new dating site for cannibals?
A. Pleased to Meat You.

Q. Where does a black widow go when she's looking for a new mate?
A. The Web.

Q. Which new website is for retired lemon growers?
A. Sour Time.

Q. Which new online dating site was founded by massage therapists?
A. Rubber Match.

Q. Which dating sites do Realtors use most often?
A. Open Door Meetings.

Q. Where do backyard chicken growers find a date online?
A. Match dot cluck.

Q. Where can drag queens go online to find a hot soulmate?
A. Flaming Match.

Q. Where can a guy in the closet find a discreet online date?
A. Closed Door Meetings.

Q. Which dating site guarantees a happy menage a trois?
A. Three Harmony.

Q. Which new matchmaking site is strictly for lawyers and accountants?
A. Fee Harmony.

Q. Which new dating site offers at least nine holes?
A. Tee Harmony.

Q. How are cyber dates and bluetooth devices alike?
A. They're supposed to pair up and connect, but it seldom happens.

Q. Where can a single parent find an online date for the PTA bake sale?
A. Batch dot com.

Q. What do you call a dating site for dogs and cats?
A. A social petwork.

Q. Which new dating site is especially for West Coast rail workers and mass transit patrons?
A. Union Pacific.

Q. What is the name of the new dating site for the walking dead?
A. Necromancers.

Q. Which new dating site matches up Hollywood directors and stuntmen?
A. Action Items.

Q. Which dating site offers love for Tennis players?
A. Game Set Match.

Q. What is the name of the new extreme sport dating site?
A. Action Items.

Q. Which new online dating site offers free condoms?
A. Rubber Match.

Q. Why is online dating so hard for steam-roller operators?
A. Because they're overly flattering.

Q. Where do fire fighters go to hook up online?
A. Tinder.

Q. Which online hookup site is for anglers and fishermen?
A. Catch dot com.

Q. What was the sole fisherman searching for online?
A. A gill-friend!

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