| Doctor
Who Pick-Up Line: Hey
honey, you're so perfect, even a Cyberman couldn't upgrade
you.
Q.
Why are there so few good Doctor Who puns?
A. Because Cybermen keep deleting the jokes with good timing.
Q.
What does a Whovian say when he's got a chance to snuff
out a Cyberman?
A. It's my golden moment! |
Q.
Why are there so few good Cyberman jokes?
A. Because the Cybermen don't think they're funny at all
and delete them.
Q.
Why do Cybermen detest autocorreect?
A. Because they prefer deleting mistakes themself.
Q.
Who has the power to delete a Cyberman?
A. The parallel universe Cyber Controller.
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A
Cyber Doctor Who Point to Ponder: When Cybermen have sex,
do they say, "Input, input, input?"
Q.
What is a Cyberman's favorite computer key?
A. Delete!
Q.
What do Cybermen keep as pets?
A. Metallic silverfish called cyber mats. And,
never goldfish! |
