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Q. How many art directors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Does it have to be a light bulb?
Q. How many Romulans does it take to change a light bulb? A. 151. One to change the bulb and 150 to self-destruct the ship in disgrace!
Q. How many computer scientists does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. That's a hardware issue!
Why did the angry Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side!
Q. How many Borgs does it take to change a light bulb? A. All of them!

 


Dim Light Bulb Jokes and Bright Sci-Fi Humor
Shed some light on screwy luminary humor, sci-fi light bulb jokes, bright ideas and radiant puns.

Sci-Fi Screw in a Light Bulb Jokes and Dark Puns
(Because "How Many Sci-Fi Aliens Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?" Could Never Be TOO Mainstream on Mars!)
Warning: Proceed With Caution! Burned out alien jokes, dead bulb humor, and black light sci-fi puns ahead.
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Q. How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb? A. Approximately 1,0000000000000000!Q. What do Klingons do with the dead light bulb? A. Execute it for failure!How many Alderaanians does it take a light bulb? A. None. They were all destroyed by the Deathstar!

Q. How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to replaced the bulb, and one to question why everybody is laughing.

Q. What does Mr. Spock say to Kirk when the crew changed the light bulb on the first try?
A. You almost make me believe in luck.

Q. What does Mr. Spock think about light bulb jokes?
A. It's a light Jim, but not as we know it.

Q. What is Spock's brightest and most logical pick-up line?
A. Why shock her, if you can Spock her?

Q. How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One. A Klingon would never be dishonored by allowing another to assist in such a menial task.

Q. How does Captain Kirk change a light bulb?
A. He gets Scotty to beam up.

Q. How many Enterprise doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Damn it Jim. I'm a doctor, not an electrician!

Q. What did Bones McCoy say about the burned out light bulb?
A. It's dead, Jim!

Q. What does Luke Skywalker say about a burned out bulb?
A. Why would I a need a light bulb if I have a lightsaber?

Q. Why does Darth Vader like Film Noir?
A. It's always on the dark side.

Q. How many Betazoids does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to say, "I sense darkness," and one to change it.

Q. How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb in a life-threatening situation?
A. Just one. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

Q. How many Klingons does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab him in the back and take all the credit!Q. How many Sontarans does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Sontarans are not afaid of the dark!Q. How is duct tape like the Force? A. It has a light side, a dark side and binds the galaxy together!

Q. How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to change it, and one to resell the broken one.

Q. How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Eleven. One to screw it, and ten to sell tickets to watch.

Q. How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A. For the right price, as many as you want.

The speed of light is when you take a bottle of beer out of the refrigerator before the light comes on in the Tardis, or after...

Q. How many members of the Q Continuum does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Change it to what?

Q. How many Betazoids does it take to replace a light bulb?
A. None. I sense it has already been changed.

Q. What does Yoda say say when a light bulb burns out?
A. Change the bulb, you must.

Today's Bright Idea: If at first you don't succeed changing the light bulb, get a lightsaber and try again.

Q. Who wrote the enlightening handbook, How to Swing a Lightsaber?
A. Jed Eye.

Q. How many Dr Who fans does it take to change a light bulb? A. One million. One to change the bulb and 999,999 to say the new bulb is okay, but the bulbs they grew up with were much better!Q. How many Sith lords does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. They prefer the Dark Side!Q. How many Whovians does it take to change a light bulb? A. 1, 000, 000. One to change the bulb and 999,999 to say the new bulb works, but the good old bulbs they grew up with were better!

Doctor Who pick-up line for when the lights are out: You're so hot that you're giving me Torchwood.

Q. How many holodeck characters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Holodeck characters only live as long as the light bulb does.

Q. How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Light bulbs are irrelevant and changing them is futile.

Q. What does Obi-Wan Kenobi say to Luke when a burned out light bulb won't budge?
A. Use the Force, Luke.

Q. What is a Jedi's favorite candy?
A. Lifesabers.

Q. How many V'Ger probes does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just the one, but it would have had to have merged with Thomas Edison first.

Q. How many Holodeck characters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. They are the light bulb, and the socket, and the lamp, and the floor, and the window...

Sci-Fi Groan of the Day: A hologram walk into a prism. OOPS!

Q. How many Pakleds does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. They need Geordi. Geordi is smart.

Q. How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway!Q. How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Assholes never see the light anyway!Q. How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Atheists never see the light anyway, do they?

Q. How many Star Trek security officers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Seven. One to investigate why the bulb blew out, three to establish a secure perimeter, two to provide backup, and one to notify engineering that the bulb needs to be replaced.

Q. How many Bajorans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. The filthy Cardassian pigs took all their bulbs.

Q. How many Andorians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Andorians can change two bulbs at the same time.

Q. How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A. It depends. How much gold-pressed latinum to you have?

Q. How many Ferengi does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four. One to acquire the bulb at the lowest price, one to screw in the bulb, one for that guy to stand on to reach the fixture, and one more to annoy the other three.

Q. How many Ferengi does it take to replace a light bulb?
A. None. They'd rather sell the new bulb for a huge profit.

Q. How many Voyager crew members does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Seven. True story!

Q. How many Gorn does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one, but it takes a butt load of light bulbs.

Q. How many aliens does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to abduct the bulb, and another to probe it.

Q. How many aliens does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. The guys at SETI would like to know that!

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