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Captain Kirk Says: Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes!Hey Gnirl, are you from Star Wars? 'Cause yodalicious!Did you hear about the Federation weapons expert? A. He never forgets a phaser!

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You learned how to successfully pick up women by studying Captain Kirk.

Q. Why is James T. Kirk a better captain than Jean-Luc Picard?
A. 'Cause Captain Kirk once fought a Greek god, and won!

Q. Why is Captain Kirk a better starship captain than Picard?
A. Captain Kirk's bridge is not beige.

Sci-Fi Convention Pick Up Line: Wow, nice Asimov!

Q. How do many nerdy Star Wars fans end up spending Valentine's Day?
A. Hans, Solo.

Q. Which sci-fi character always got sick after imbibing at the Space Bar?
A. Barf Vader.

Q. How is duct tape like the Force?
A. It has a Dark Side, a Light Side and it binds the galaxy together.

Q. Why do some sci-fi buffs consider the Legend of Zelda better than Star Wars?
A. 'Cause it has triple the force.

Q. How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. If you've ever wondered about what Starfleet underwear looks like, or thought about designing the undies for the end-all Star Trek series.

Q. What does Mr. Spock say when he gets the punch line of a futuristic sci-fi light bulb joke?
A. It's a light Jim, but not as we know it.

Q. Who wrote the face-paced science fiction handbook about Star Trek titled, Go to Warp 9?
A. N. Gage.

Q. What do you call a clock on the moon? A Lunar TickQ. Why shouldn't you tell jokes on the Falcon? A. Because the ship might crack up!Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Food is out of this world, but there's no atmosphere.

Q. What did the physicist get when he put coffee into a black hole?
A. Hyperspace!

Q. While jumping through time, how did Captain Picard ask Dr. Crusher to marry him?
A. Engage! Make it so!

Q. Why didn't the university student major in time travel?
A. He didn't think there was any future in it.

Q. Why don't time travelers have birthday celebration parties?
A. Because they're not interested in the presence.

Q. Why won't Chewbacca ever go to a Stark Trek convention?
A. He hates being called a Fur-engi.

Q. Why did sci-fi memorabilia retailers pull all the Darth Vader toys off the shelves?
A. They're a choking hazard!

Q. What do you call Chewbacca when he has bits of chocolate in his fur?
A. Chocolate Chip Wookiee.

Q. Why is the Millennium Falcon so slow?
A. Because it takes a thousand years to get anywhere.

Q. What did the futuristic astronaut order at the Tex-Mex restaurant in the Oort Cloud?
A. A quasar-dilla.

Q. Why did the alien move from the Milky Way to the Soymilky Way galaxy?
A. 'Cause he was galactose intolerant.

Q. What was the warning on the Enterprise when the food replicator only produced moldy sandwich loaves?
A. Bread Alert!

Q. What's really fast, loud, and crunchy?
A. A sci-fi alien rocket chip!

Q. Why do aliens visit the Mile-High City? A. Denver is just a little closer to home!NASA just put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit. Missioin name: The Herd Shot 'Round the WorldQ. What do you call a man online who talks dirty without emotion? A. A Cyberman!

Q. What unbelievable discovery did the rural astronomer make in his field?
A. Crop circles.

Q. Why is there so much hype about this year's upcoming Fibonacci convention?
A. It'll be twice as big as the last two put together.

Q. Why did Carl Sagan cross the road?
A. Because there are billions and billions of jokes and Painful Puns on the other side.

Q. What do you call the website that divulges the secrets of the Galactic Empire?
A. Wookieeleaks.

Q. Why did Alf cross the road?
A. To see if Earth cats were tastier than cats on planet Melmac.

Q. Why didn't Jules Verne cross the road?
A. Because there aren't any roads along the Journey To The Center of The Earth.

Q. Which earthly television series is the favorite of time traveling spacemen throughout history?
A. Ancient Aliens.

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Q. What did a sci-fi cyborg say to the dead robot?
A. Rust in peace.

Did you hear about the bones recently found on the moon? It seems the cow did not make it.Q. Why isn't a Jedi knight ever lonely? A. Because the force is alwys with him!Q. How do you know when the moon is going broke? A. When it's down to its last quarter.

Q. Why do Colorado cows cross the road?
A. In an attempt to evade sci-ri cattle multilation jokes.

Q. Why did Erich von Daniken walk across the road?
A. Because Ancient Aliens gods took off in his chariot.

Q. What is it called when there's a Borg cube heading your way?
A. Science Friction.

Q. Why weren't the jokes in Star Wars - The Last Jedi very funny?
A. They all scened a bit forced.

Q. What did the guy say when his wife said she'd leave him if he didn't stop quoting Star Wars?
A. Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Q. What is it called when a hero sneaks in and stabs Darth with a light saber?
A. A space inVader.

Q. What happened when Chuck Norris was abducted by aliens at Comic Con?
A. The aliens were never seen again!

Star Wars Spoiler: Chuck Norris has a part in the new Star Wars movie. He's the Force.

Q. Why couldn't Captain Nemo cross the road?
A. Because he was 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

Q. How is Doctor Who like a kitchen? A. It's had more than one Baker working for it!Q. How many Sith lords does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. they prefer it a bit on the dark side!Q. Why didn't the Dalek apply for a job at the job centre? A. There wasn't any temporal shift work available!

Q. Why did Lorne Greene cross the road to sci-fi?
A. To get Galactica away from the evil Cylons and seek refuge on the unknown planet, Earth. And, because it was the '70s.

Q. Why did Giorgio Tsoukalos cross the road?
A. Because. Aliens.

Sci-Fi Convention Pick-Up Line: Are you a Tardis? 'Cause when I look into your eyes I feel like I'm flying around the universe.

Q. What happened in the future when the sci-fi boxer fought his own clone?
A. The resemblance was striking.

Q. What do you call five Siths piled onto a lightsaber?
A. A Sith-Kabob.

Q. What did Luke say when he found out Darth Vader was his father?
A. Oh Sith!

Q. Who wrote the futurist sci-fi book, Robot's Man?
A. Art F. Ishell.

Q. Why is it impossible for you to time travel now?
A. Because you know the time and the place, but not the Who.

Q. Why don't Americans understand Doctor Who jokes?
A. Because they're in English!

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