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Sci-Fi
Bar Jokes and Space Cantina Humor
Toast
drunken alien humor, Space Bar jokes, E.T. drinking puns, and spaced out
bartender LOLs.
Alien Bar Humor, ET Party Jokes, Space Bar Puns
(Because High Flying Extraterrestrials and Spaced
Aliens Could Never Be TOO Mainstream Drunken Enough?)
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Warning:
Proceed at Your Own Risk! Alien party animal jokes and baked Time
Lord puns ahead at the Space Bar.
| Space Bar Jokes, Alien Bartender Puns
| Science Fiction Food Jokes | 2
| 3 | Sci-Fi
Toilet Jokes |
| ET Alien Jokes | Green
Spaced Alien Puns | UFO Jokes
| Martian Jokes, Extraterrestrial Puns
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| Sci-Fi Cross the Road Jokes | 2
| Sci-Fi Light Bulb Jokes | 2
| Galactic Out of This World
Puns |
| Science Fiction Jokes and Sci-Fi Puns
| 2 | 3 |
4 | 5 | 6
| 7 | 8 |
9 | 10 |
11 | 12
| 13 | 14
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Q.
Why don't many aliens party at the Mars Bar?
A. They're not feeling much of an atmosphere there.
Q.
Which kind of beer do Star Trek TOS and TNG fans prefer?
A. Dos Trekkies.
Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. After drinking Romulan ale, you can belch in Vulcan,
Klingon, and Romulan without using a universal translator.
E.T.
walks into a bar. The bartender serves him and says, "That'll
be $3." E.T. puts two dollar bills on the bar and starts
walking away. The barkeep shouts, "You're a little
short!" |
An
alien, an astronaut, and a comet walk into a bar. Bartender
says, "You're out of this world."
Space
Bar Laugh of the Day: Two astronauts walked into a bar,
but the little green man behind them missed it.
Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. You fully appreciate the effects of synthehol, and you've
tried to replicate some along with your home brewing.
Q.
How can spacemen tell they're traveling at light speed?
A. They can take a bottle of beer out of the refrigerator
before the light comes on.
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Q.
What does a spaced alien say to a bartender when he's ready
to take off?
A. Let's Roll! And, I mean Scotch!
Q.
What is Darth's stage name when he plays his electric piano
at the space bar?
A. The Synth Lord.
R2D2
walks into a bar and says, "!@#$%^&*()*&^%$#@!"
The bartender is a Trekkie, so he phasered him.
Sci-Fi
Bar Trivia: Captain Kirk seldoms laughs, but when he does,
it involves Romulan ale.
Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekkie?
A. You can order a drink in Klingon, Ferengi, Klingon and
Vulcan. |
Q.
Why do they only serve Stoli in a Jedi bar?
A. Only a Sith deals in Absolut.
Q.
Why does Darth Vader like to drink Kahlua while watching
Film Noir?
A. It's rather on the dark side.
Q.
Which Star Wars character always got sick after imbibing
at the Space Bar?
A. Barf Vader.
A
sonic screwdriver walks into a bar. The bartender remarks,
"Hey we have a drink named after you." The screwdriver
replies, "You have a drink named 'Phillip'?"
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Q.
What is Locutus' favorite Pilsner style beer from Denmark?
A. Carlsborg.
Q.
What did Locutus of Borg say at the bar?
A. The name is Borg, James Borg. Gin and vodka martini,
shaken; the olive is irrelevant!
When
Dr. McCoy finished his examination of Scotty, he said, "I
can't find any reason for your stomach pains. Frankly, I
think it's due to drinking." Mr. Scott replied, "In
that case, I'll come back when you're sober."
Out
of This World Sentiment of the Day: Save the Earth! It's
the only planet with beer!
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Mr.
Spock, a rabbit, and a corn stalk walk into a bar. Bartender
asks, "You guys want to hear a joke?" They replied,
"We're all ears."
Q.
Where does an alien aboard a USO go to drown his
sorrows?
A. The space bar.
Q.
What is the beer limit while watching Star Wars?
A. Only one Peroni.
Short
Sci-Fi Laugh of the Day: A little green man walks
into a bar hoping to meet someone out of this world...
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Q.
Why do little space men always turn green when they land
on Earth?
A. Turbulence, and beer on St. Patrick's Day!
Spaceman:
I'm hungry and thirsty.
Second spaceman: So am I. It must be launch time?
Q.
What is Darth Vader's least favorite ale temperature?
A. Luke warm.
Roll
of duct tape walks into the space bar. Bartender asks, "What
can I get you?" Duct tape says, "I'll just stick
to my usual." |
Q.
What do you get if you cross a weightless space alien and
an alcoholic drink popular on Long Island?
A. Gravi-Tea.
Spaced
Alien Tip of the Day, Earthman: Alcohol not only expands
blood vessels, but also communications.
Q.
How can you tell if a Klingon warrior has true honor?
A. After the blood wine is rolled out, he's always the designated
driver.
An
Ancient Aliens angel walks into a bar hoping to meet someone
heavenly.
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Q.
What should you do if you come across an olive green alien?
A. Wait until it's ripe, unless you're making martinis.
Duct
tape rolls into a spacey bar. Bartender asks, "What
would you like?" The tape says, "Make it a Scotch."
Q.
What time do spaced aliens walk into a tavern?
A. At Launch Time!
Q.
What were the spaced aliens doing at the bar until closing
time?
A. Preparing for Lift Off. |
Today's
Sci-Fi FYI: Time Lords only drink on days that begin with
T. Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow...
A
pile of trash walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey,
didn't I throw you out yesterday?"
Q.
How do you know you're a true Trekker?
A. When you find yourself facing a bar fight, you say, "Scotty,
Beam Me Up!"
Q.
What does Han Solo use to sneak drinks out of the bar?
A. His Cantina. |
Q.
What happened to the short E.T. after he got baked?
A. He could finally hold his head up high.
Q.
What do you call a space alien who never touches alcohol?
A. High and Dry.
Q.
Why do little spacemen turn green when they land on planet
Earth?
A. Turbulence, and creme de menthe in the drink the grasshopper
bartended served him!
Q.
What's the difference between E.T. and a man at a sports
bar?
A. E.T. phoned home!
Q.
How do we know Scotty liked margaritas?
A. 'Cause Jimmy Buffet sang, "Could you beam me somewhere,
Mister Scott." |
R2D2
walks into a bar and says, "!@#$%^&*()*&^%$#@!"
Two Martians walked into a bar on the moon, but they left
after a few minutes because there just wasn't any atmosphere.
A
superconductor walks into a bar. Bartender says, "We
don't serve superconductors here." The superconductor
leaves without putting up any resistance.
Three
space alien conspiracy theorists walk into a bar. Don't
tell me that's just a coincidence! |
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Bar Jokes and Drinking Humor | Beer
Jokes and Brewed Puns | Wine Jokes and
Vino Puns |
| Space Bar Jokes | Science
Fiction Food Jokes | 2 | 3
| Sci-Fi Toilet Jokes | Lost
in Space Jokes |
| Science Fiction Doctor Jokes | 2
| Sci-Fi Cross the Road Jokes | 2
| Sci-Fi Light Bulb Jokes | 2
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| Star Trek Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| 7 | Spock
Puns | 2 | Star
Trek TOS Puns | 2 | 3
| Klingon Puns |
| Star Trek TNG Jokes | 2
| 3 | The
Borg Jokes | Enterprise Captains
| Ladies of Star Trek Jokes |
| Dr Who Jokes, Tardis Puns, Whovian Humor
| 2 | 3 |
4 | 5 | Cyberman
Jokes | Dalek Puns |
| Star Wars Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | Darth
Vader Dark Side Humor | Wookiee Puns
| Yoda Jokes |
| Sci-Fi Robot Jokes | R2-D2
Jokes, Droid Humor, C-3PO Puns | Cyborg
Jokes, Android Puns |
| ET Alien Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Green
Spaced Alien Puns | Cows In Space Jokes
| Outer Space |
| Science Fiction Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | 6 | 7
| 8 | 9 |
10 | 11
| 12 | 13
| 14 | Sci-Fi
Pick Up Lines |

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ale:
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