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Q. How do Daleks tell ech other apart? A. Thay. Jast. Caan!
Q. What does a Dalek say at Starbucks? A. Percolate!
Are you a Cyberman? Because I can't get you out of my mind!
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Exterminate Wholarious humor, Time Lord jokes, funny Skaro laughs and Dalek-tible puns.

Doctor Who Jokes, Dalek Humor, Timely Puns
(Because Total Conformity Should Never Be TOO Mainstream - Not Any Time, Not Anywhere, Not Any Who!)
TARDIS Warning: Proceed at Your Own Risk! Time War Zone humor, Dalek jokes, and temporal sh*t puns ahead.
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Q. Why do Daleks eat apples? A. Because an apple a day keeps the Doctor away!Q. What time is it when a Dalek runs over your foot? A. Time to call the Doctor!Q. What does a Dalek say when it's drunk? A. In-tox-ic-ate!

Q. What did the Dalek say when it was forced to take a part-time job as a lift operator?
A. Elevate!

Q. Why are there so few good Doctor Who jokes?
A. Because Daleks are making them up now.

Untimely News: The local council was contacted to enquire about their plans to prevent Dalek attack. They said steps had been put in place.

Q. How might Whovians protect themselves when Daleks appear?
A. Hide behind the sofa.

Q. What does a Dalek do at a fertility clinic?
A. EX-sperminate.

Q. What do you say if you see a Dalek and Steven Moffat together?
A. One of these is a heartless creature that will kill you and everyone you love. The other is a Dalek.

Q. Why are Painful Doctor Who Puns so funny?
A. Because Daleks exterminated the inferior ones.

Q. Why do plumbers appreciate Daleks?
A. Because Daleks know how optimally to use a sink plunger.

Q. Why are Daleks even scarier now than they were before?
A. Because now we know they are capable of climbing stairs!

Q. What does the Doctor eat with spaghetti? A. Dalek bread!Q. What do Daleks do with illegal aliens? A. Expatriate!Q. what did the Dalek say to the omelet? A. Eggsterminate!

Q. What was the winning Dalek Bake-Off recipe?
A. Eggs, Stir, Min, Eight.

Q. What do bratty Daleks do to houses with inferior Halloween treats?
A. Eggsterminate!

Q. Why don't you ever see a Dalek in the newspaper?
A. Because all the images have been Doctored.

Q. Why do Daleks like Painful Doctor Who Puns?
A. Because they're all fictional mutants.

Q. What did the Dalek chef say to the souffle that fell?
A. Eggsterminate!

Q. What is the Cult of Skaro's favorite food?
A. Darlick bread.

Q. How does a Dalek keep its skin soft? A. It exfoliates!Q. Why do Daleks wear makeup? A. To hide their Skaros!Q. Why did the Dalek cross the road? A. To exterminate Whomanity!

Q. Why do fans just eat up Doctor Who jokes?
A. Because they're Dalek-table.

Q. What does a Dalegg do right after Lent?
A. It Easter-minates!

Q. What special make-up do Daleks apply to their eyestalks?
A. Ma-Skaro.

Q. Why are Daleks so frightening?
A. Because they're from Skaros!

Q. What did the hungry Dalek say to the chicken before she crossed the road?
A. Eggsterminate!

Doctor Who Pick-Up Line: You're so perfect, the Daleks would never exterminate you.

Q. What is a Dalek's bloody fave series? A. D-exter-minate!Q. Why didn't the Dalek apply for a job at the job centre? A. There wasn't any temporal shift work available!Q. What do Dalek farmers do? A. Germinate!

Q. How are Daleks programmed?
A. They join the Cult of Skaro.

Q. What do you call an angry Dalek creator?
A. Davcross.

Q. How do Doctor Who fans know what Daleks are saying?
A. They're dialect-able.

Q. Why were Daleks originally attracted to call boxes?
A. Because they were dial-ex-table.

Q. What do the Ferengi have in common with Daleks?
A. Both are loathsome toward Who-mans.

Q. What does a Dalek say to an optometrist?
A. My vision is impaired. I cannot see!

Q. What happens when a Dalek eats too many bean burritos?
A. Emergency Temporal Shit!

Q. How are Daleks like Painful Time Lord Puns?
A. They're equally villainous.

Doctor Who Point to Ponder: Do Daleks consider Godzilla or Gollum more of a threat?

Q. What obunces up and down saying "Exterminate?" A. A Dalek on a pogo stick!Are you from Skaro? Because you're Dalek-table!Q. Why did the Dalek apply for a job in pest control? A. He like te job description "Exterminate! Exterminate!"

Q. Is Doctor Who suitable viewing for children?
A. It must be, because kids in 1963 grew up without being exterminated by Daleks or deleted by Cybermen.

Q. Why are kids in England considered sc-fi savvy?
A. Because nine out of ten British children can identify a Dalek. True story!

Q. What does a Dalek egg timer say after three minutes?
A. Eggs Terminate.

Q. Why did Daleks originate on Skaros?
A. Because that planet has an ample lode of the substance, Dalekanium.

Doctor Who Pick-Up Line: Did you destroy Gallifrey? 'Cause you're Dalek-tible!

Q. Who is a Dalek's favorite James Bond villian?
A. Skaromanga.

Q. What do you call a Dalek that used to be a bird?
A. Ex-vertebrate.

EX-Factor Point to Ponder: Which Dalek faction should be feared most, Imperials or Renegades?

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