| Q.
What do you call five Siths piled onto a lightsaber?
A. A Sith-Kabob.
Q.
Which dressing does Luke drizzle on his fresh green salads?
A. Skywalker Ranch.
Q.
What do the Star Wars prop guys call a Darth Vader statue?
A. Mannequin Skywalker.
Q.
What does Luke Skywalker use to cook up healthy stir-fry
meals?
A. An eWok. |
Q.
How many Corellians does it take to change a glow-panel?
A. None. If the room is dark, then you can't see them cheat
at sabacc.
Q.
What time is it when Darth Vader steps on your chronometer?
A. Time to get a new chronometer.
Q.
Why did the guy decide to have his Darth Vader-shaped mole
looked at by a dermatologist?
A. Because it was a little on the dark side.
Q.
What do you call a lost werewolf that's dressed as a Wookiee
on Halloween?
A. Wear-wolf where-wolf. |
Another
Wise Yoda Quote: Do or not do. There is no try at toilet.
Q.
How can you tell yer talkin' to a Redneck Jedi?
A. He says, "May the force be with ya'll."
Q.
How do you know you've met a Redneck Jedi at the bar?
A. He says the worst thing about his time on Dagobah was
the dadgum skeeters!
Q.
What does the Jedi Council do on Thanksgiving Day?
A. They watch the Mace's Thanksgiving Parade. |
