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Star Wars Jokes and Puns from the Darth Side
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Warning: Indulge With Due Caution! Pada-wonton soup, Sith kabobs, and Darth dark chocolate jokes ahead.
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Q. Which website divulges secrets of the Galactic Empire? A. Wookieeleaks!Q. What kind of car does a Jedi drive? A. A To Yoda!Q. What did Darth Vader say when he visited a vegan restaurant? A. I find your lack of steak disturbing!

Q. What do you do when you can't find your wookiee?
A. You lookiee for him.

A wookiee with a bandaged hand walks into a bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Q. Who is Bigfoot's favorite Star Wars character?
A. Chewbacca. And, he finds all Wookiee babes really hot!

Q. What does Han call Chewbacca's errors?
A. Wookiee mistakes.

Q. Why did the Jedi cross the road?
A. To get to the Darth Side.

Q. How heavy is a Jedi saber?
A. Pretty light.

Q. Why is Yoda so short and scrawny?
A. Because his parents didn't believe in Force feeding.

Q. What technique does a romantic Jedi master use when he's trying to seduce a lover?
A. Force play.

Q. Why did Darth Vader throw steaks at Luke Skywalker?
A. So he could meat his destiny!

Q. Why does Darth Vader always clean up in Las Vegas?
A. 'Cause he's got a deadly straight poker face.

Q. Why does Darth Vader like Film Noir?
A. It's always on the dark side.

Q. How does Darth Vader like his coffee?
A. On the dark side.

Q. How is duct tape like the Force? A. It has a light side, a dark side and binds the galaxy together!Q. How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk? A. With a Woo-key!Q. Why didn't Luke cross the road? A. Because he'd get a ticket for skywaling!

Q. What does Luke Skywalker do when his Windows laptop freezes up?
A. Force Quit.

Q. What do you call a Jedi with no eyes?
A. Jed.

Q. What is a Jedi's favorite candy?
A. Lifesabers.

Q. Why do the Jedi like Newton's third law?
A. Because it's about balancing the Force.

Q. Why was Chewbacca sent back to baseball's minor league?
A. He was making too many wookiee mistakes!

Q. How do you make a Wookiee laugh?
A. Give him a funny bone.

Q. What is it called when a newbie dweeb goes to a Star Trek convention dressed as Chewbacca?
A. A wookiee mistake.

Q. What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?
A. May the Floss be with you!

Q. Who is LukeWarm?
A. A Jedi who can't control the thermostat.

Q. How did the fan react after she got a tattoo of her favorite Star wars character on her forehead?
A. You should have seen the Luke on her face!

Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? Darth Waiter!Q. Why did Yoda visit Barclays? A. He was after a bank clone!Q. Which Star Wars DJ throws down the sickest beats? A. Fettboy Slim!

Q. What is Darth Vader's favorite sweet?
A. Dark Chocolate!

Star Wars Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it.

Q. Where does Princess Leia go shopping for Father's Day?
A. The Darth Maul.

Q. What is a Jedi's favorite toy?
A. A Yo-Yoda.

Q. Why does Yoda enjoy Seinfeld reruns?
A. Yada Yoda Yada...

Q. What do Jedis order at Chinese restaurants?
A. Pada-wonton soup.

Q. Which Star Wars character is obsessed by cheese?
A. Boba Feta.

Q. What's the worst cantina on Coruscant?
A. The Ackbar!

Q. What do you call it when a wookiee's partner sings alone?
A. A Han Solo.

When did Anakin's Jedi masters know he was leaning toward the dark side? A. In the Sith Grade!Q. Why did the crazy Angrallian Toobir cross the nebula? A. To get to the other dementia!Q. Why shouldn't you ask Yoda for money? A. Because he's always a little short!

Q. What do you call five Siths piled onto a lightsaber?
A. A Sith-Kabob.

Q. Which dressing does Luke drizzle on his fresh green salads?
A. Skywalker Ranch.

Q. What do the Star Wars prop guys call a Darth Vader statue?
A. Mannequin Skywalker.

Q. What does Luke Skywalker use to cook up healthy stir-fry meals?
A. An eWok.

Q. How many Corellians does it take to change a glow-panel?
A. None. If the room is dark, then you can't see them cheat at sabacc.

Q. What time is it when Darth Vader steps on your chronometer?
A. Time to get a new chronometer.

Q. Why did the guy decide to have his Darth Vader-shaped mole looked at by a dermatologist?
A. Because it was a little on the dark side.

Q. What do you call a lost werewolf that's dressed as a Wookiee on Halloween?
A. Wear-wolf where-wolf.

Another Wise Yoda Quote: Do or not do. There is no try at toilet.

Q. How can you tell yer talkin' to a Redneck Jedi?
A. He says, "May the force be with ya'll."

Q. How do you know you've met a Redneck Jedi at the bar?
A. He says the worst thing about his time on Dagobah was the dadgum skeeters!

Q. What does the Jedi Council do on Thanksgiving Day?
A. They watch the Mace's Thanksgiving Parade.

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