Q.
What is an astronaut cow's favorite day of the week?
A. Moonday!
Q.
How does a cow get to the moon?
A. She flies through udder space!
Q.
How can cows actually get to the moon?
A. By using heli-cow-pters or bull-oons. |
Q.
What do you call a cow that's no longer cleared for space
flight?
A. Ground Beef.
It's
only natural to believe that the cow jumped over the mooon
on her way to the Milky Way!
Q.
What sound does it make when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
A. Cow Boom!
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Q.
How diddle the cow get to the mooon?
A. She jumped into udder space.
Q.
What do you call a grumpy cow on her way to Luna?
A. Moody!
Q.
What do you call a cow that perfectly blends into her surroundings?
A. Camooflaged. |