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Q. How do you now the moon has had enough to eat? A. When it's full!
Q. Why did ET toss beef on the asteroid? A. To make it a little meteor!
Q. Why does a Mars rock taste better than an Earth rock? A. It's a little meteor!
How much is the moon worth? One Dollar because it has 4 quarters!
Q. What do you call a donkey on steroids? A. An ass-teroid!
Q. What do you get if you cross a lamb and a rocket? A. Space Sheep!

 


Funny Cow Jumped Over the Moon Jokes
Cosmic cow jokes, outer space cattle puns, galactic bull and bovine humor that's out of this world!

Cow Jokes, Cows in Space, Cow On Moon Humor
('Cause Earthly Jokes and Diddle Puns Are TOO Mainstream for Udderly Spaced Out Astronaut Cow Comedians!)
Warning: Galactic Cow Grins, MOOn Jokes, and Cow Comedy Ahead. So, Watch Where You Space Walk! Splat!
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What did the alien say when he landed at a stud farm? Take me to your breeder!Did you hear about the bones recently found on the moon? It seems the cow did not make it.Cow Over the Moon Meme: Hey Diddle Diddle.

Q. What is an astronaut cow's favorite day of the week?
A. Moonday!

Q. How does a cow get to the moon?
A. She flies through udder space!

Q. How can cows actually get to the moon?
A. By using heli-cow-pters or bull-oons.

Q. What do you call a cow that's no longer cleared for space flight?
A. Ground Beef.

It's only natural to believe that the cow jumped over the mooon on her way to the Milky Way!

Q. What sound does it make when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
A. Cow Boom!

Q. How diddle the cow get to the mooon?
A. She jumped into udder space.

Q. What do you call a grumpy cow on her way to Luna?
A. Moody!

Q. What do you call a cow that perfectly blends into her surroundings?
A. Camooflaged.

Q. Where do thirsty cow astronauts stop to get a drink? A. The Milky Way!Why did the cow go into the spaceship? She wanted to see the Moooooon!Why aren't astronauts hungry after basting into space? Because the had a big launch!

Q. What do you say to a cow that jumps in front of your flying car?
A. Moo-ve over.

Q. Why did the cow go to the dark side of the moon?
A. Because she's into emo now.

The first animal in space was not a monkey. Everybody knows the cow already jumped over the moon!

Q. Why did the another cow go to the dark side of the moon?
A. Because she went Goth.

Q. What do you call a cow space explorer using a porta-potty?
A. An Astrono-Manure.

Q. Why did a blonde send her cow to dark side of the moon?
A. She wanted dark chocolate milk.

Q. Who has the most loose change in the solar system? A. the moon. It keeps changing quarters!Q. How did the cow get to Mars? A. It flew through udder space!Why did the cow go to outer space? To visit the Milky Way!

Q. What do cow astronauts like to read?
A. Comet Books.

Q. Which side of the moon do vampire cows prefer to visit?
A. The Dark Side!

Q. What do you call a cow with an assistant?
A. Moo-ving up in the world.

Q. What do you call it when a cow satellite observes Mars?
A. A spaced out steak out.

Q. Why is space flight so enticing for cows?
A. They love udder space!

Q. What do you get if you cross an octopus and a cow?
A. An animal that can milk itself.

Q. Why did the cow jump over the moon? A. Because the farmer had cold hands!If an athlete gets athlet's foot, what does an astronaut get? Mistle Toe!Q. Why did the cow jump over the moon? A. Because she saw Uranus!

Q. How do cow astronauts talk to mission control?
A. They cow-municate.

Q. Where did the cow go last night?
A. To the moon.

Q. Why did the cow jump over the moon?
A. She thought skydiving sounded like moo-valous fun.

Q. What happened after the cow had lunch on the moon?
A. She burped because it was full.

Q. How can you be sure that there are cows in heaven?
A. Well, heaven is a place of udder delight.

Q. What do you get if you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?
A. Moon Pi.

Q. What do you do when you see a space man? A. Park In It!Why didn't aliens stay on the moon? Because it was full and there wasn't room!Cow Says: My other vehicle was assimilated by the Borg!

Q. Why couldn't the space cow book a room on the moon?
A. Because it was full.

Q. Why couldn't the cow travel to the moon?
A. She was afraid of the dark side.

Luke: What's for dinner, Dad?
Darth: Wookiee steak, but it's a little Chewy.

Finally, cattle mutilations explained!

Q. Why did the alien throw beef at an asteroid?
A. He wanted a little meaty-or.

Which heavenly body is full of cows? A. the moo-n!NASA just put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit. Missioin name: The Herd Shot 'Round the WorldQ. How do aliens eat ice cream? A. In Floats!

Q. What do you get if you cross a space craft and a sheep?
A. A Rocket Sheep!

Q. Why does the moon cross the night sky?
A. To get to the other side!

Q. What are the spots on black and white cows?
A. Hol-stains.

Q. Which animal was the first in space?
A. The cow that jumped over the moon.

Q. Which planetary body is full of cows?
A. The MOOn!

Q. How did the cow get to the moo-on?
A. She launched into udder space!

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