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Q. Why did the cow jump over the moon? A. Because the farmer had cold hands!
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Land on crater grins, orbiting puns, lotsa lunar laughs, and funny moon jokes from the dark side.

Moon Jokes, Lunar Humor, Moon Puns
(Because Lunar Jokes and Satellite Puns from Other Worlds Could Never Be TOO Mainstream on Earth's Moon!)
Warning: Neap! Land Here with Caution! Luna jokes, moon orbital humor, ebbing laughs and tidal puns ahead.
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Q. How do you now the moon has had enough to eat? A. When it's full!Q. What holds the moon up? A. Moon Beams!Q. Who has the most loose change in the solar system? A. the moon. It keeps changing quarters!

Q. What is the Man in the Moon's favorite chocolate treat?
A. A Mars Bar.

Q. What did the moon say to its therapist?
A. I'm just going through a phase...

Q. What do you call somebody who thinks the moon is winking at them?
A. A lunatic.

Q. Why was the Man in the Moon logged in online?
A. To update his Spacebook status.

Q. What do NASA and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. It's been decades since their first moon walk!

Q. What do you call somebody who is in love with the moon?
A. A lunartic.

Q. Why wouldn't the moon go to the sun's funeral?
A. Because it's not a mourning person.

Q. Why did a hermit move to the moon?
A. He needed more space.

Q. What does the Man in the Moon like to read?
A. Comet Books.

Q. Which side of the moon do vampires prefer to visit?
A. The Dark Side!

Q. What kind of eclipse is it when the sun moves in front of the moon?
A. The apocaclipse.

Q. What do alien contractors use when building on the moon?
A. Moon beams.

How Does a Man on the Moon Get His Hair Cut? Eclipse It.Why didn't aliens stay on the moon? Because it was full and there wasn't room!Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Food is out of this world, but there's no atmosphere.

Q. Why doesn't anybody trust the Man in the Moon?
A. Because he has a dark side.

Q. What do you call a clock on the moon?
A. A lunar-tick.

Q. Why did the lunar salesman get fired?
A. He couldn't Selene a thing...

Q. Which dance do all astronauts know?
A. The Moonwalk!

Q. What is the favorite James Bond movie of a moon goddess?
A. Moonraker!

Q. Why is the moon more useful than the sun?
A. 'Cause we really need the light at night!

Finally, cattle mutilations explained:
Q. Why did the alien on the moon throw beef at an asteroid?
A. He wanted a little meaty-or.

Q. Why is the Man in the Moon bald?
A. 'Cause 'e has no 'air.

Q. What did the moon say to the sun?
A. You are smokin' hot!

Which heavenly body is full of cows? A. the moo-n!How much is the moon worth? One Dollar because it has 4 quarters!Why did the cow go into the spaceship? She wanted to see the Moooooon!

Q. Why does the moon cross the night sky?
A. To get to the other side!

Q. What is a cow's favorite day of the week?
A. Moonday!

Q. Which day of the week makes werewolves howl?
A. MoonDay.

Q. What do you call a Spanish chicken on the moon?
A. A-pollo.

The first animal in space was not a monkey. Everybody knows the cow already jumped over the moon!

Q. When do vampires need to use sun block?
A. During a full moon!

Q. Which day of the week do naked streakers look forward to?
A. MoonDay.

Q. Why was the moon so grumpy this week?
A. Oh, it was just going through one of its phases.

Q. Why does a moon rock that's been blasted to Earth taste better than it would on th moon?
A. Because now it's a little meteor!

Q. Why did the moon burp?
A. Because it was full!

Q. Which moon mission spacecraft was the sorriest?
A. Apollo G.

Q. What holds the moon up in the sky?
A. Moon beams.

Q. What do you call a donkey that throws nuts to the moon? A. An ass-throw-nut!Why did the cow go to outer space? To visit the Milky Way!What did the alien say when he landed at a stud farm? Take me to your breeder!

Q. How did the cow get to the moo-on?
A. She launched into udder space!

Q. What is the name of the first satellite to orbit the earth?
A. Luna, the Moon!

Q. Why did the werewolf twitch?
A. Because he had a luna tic.

Q. Why did the guy's girlfriend cheat on him with the Man in the Moon?
A. 'Cause the sex was out of this world!

A retro lunar joke from the 1960s:
Q. Why aren't there any female astronauts on the moon?
A. It doesn't need cleaning yet...

Q. What do the moon landing, dinosaurs and JFK all have in common?
A. They were all shot from above.

Q. How does a barber cut the Man in the Moon's hair?
A. E-clipse it.

Q. Why did the cow jump over the moon?
A. Because the farmer had cold hands.

Q. What did the sun say to the moon?
A. It looks like it's my night off.

Q. Why couldn't the space alien book a room on the moon?
A. Because it was full.

Q. Which day of the week do jumping cows get excited about?
A. MoonDay.

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