bad that last poetry joke wasn't written by the UnGnome
Comic. That would have been funnier.
Pick-Up Line: Babe, I like your style, I like your class,
but most of all, I love your ass.
What did the poet say to Luke Skywalker?
A. Metaphors be with you.
are red, violets are blue, I ain't no poet, but neither
Which hand is it better for writing poetry?
A. Neither. It's best to write with a pen.
Point to Ponder: If a poet writes in verse, does a backward
poet write inverse?
What is it called when moisturizer gets spilled on a volume
A. Poetry in lotion.
Why do poets despise writing commercial jingles?
A. Because jingles are ad-verse.
Which writing genre pays the most?
A. Cheesy poetry it is not, but Ransom notes
do pay a lot!
Which kind of artisan bread does a bard baker create?
What do a rambling poem and a used pencil have in common?
A. A very dull point, if any.
Which new book is about overly passionate poets who ended
up in jail?
A. Prose and Cons.
Why did the library's most popular poetry book go to the
A. 'Cause it hurt its spine.
Rap of the Day: If the phaser shocker don't rock her, then
go ahead a Spock her!
Writing Fact of the Day: A pencil is not as phallic as a
What do you call a poem composed by clever canines that
you have to scan to understand?
A. A bark ode.
Which ind of sports league is made up solely of poets?
Where do poets obtain poetic licenses?
A. From the DMV, the Department of Metrical Verse.
What's the difference between a boring poet and a boring
A. You can shut the boring book up.