Tech Pick-Up Line: Do you like
computers and do you like file sharing? Good, 'cause I'm
downloadable and user friendly!
Which laptop computer feature do spiders like best?
A. The webcam!
What did the tech guy call his last teched-out
A. His iPhone Ex.
What do you call it when a lumberjack signs onto the Internet?
A. Logging in.
What is every Star Wars fan's favorite classic video game?
A. Space inVaders.
What do you call the guy who sorts out all the confusing
info at Twitter gathered on recon missions?
A. An intel processor.
What do you call a doctor who claims he'll never share your
personal information, but does anyway?
A. A HIPAAcrit.
My dog ate my computer science project.
Teacher: You're telling me your dog ate your coding work?
Student: Yes, and it only took him a few bytes.
What does the term E-sharp mean to a smart gadget
A. Tech savvy.
How do you get a computer drunk?
A. Show it screen shots of tequilla!
Which pharmaceutical opiate drug is preferred by software
Point to Ponder: Maybe if we told everybody that the brain
is an app, they'd all start using it?
Which tech device does God use to communicate with Millennials?
A. A tablet, but not an Apple!
What do you get if you cross a computer program and a ballerina?
A. The Nutcracker Suite.
What does the tech guy in the IT department call a drive-in
A. A car hop.
Why do programmers call it hyper text?
A. Too much JAVA.
What is the difference between tech support and an armed
A. One specializes in trouble-shooting, and the other is
a troubled shooter.
Why can't computers be gay?
A. 'Cause they're all binary!
Which tech device does Super Mario use to communicate with
A. Lou-ouija board.
What do they call the high tech device used to measure how
gullible a person is?
Which was the first professional to go all digital?
What does Yoda do when his iTunes won't respond?
A. Force Quit Siri, he does.
Which three programming languages are used by Star Wars
A. JabbaScript, JawaScript, and StarWord.