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Q. How many gorillas does it take to change a light bulb? A. One one, but it takes a butt load of Bud Light!
Q. How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? A Five. One to change it and four to write songs about how much better the old bulb was!
Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Two, but it's cramped!

 


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Warning: Change at Your Own Pace! Screw in humor, well-lit jokes, and dazzling light bulb puns ahead.
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Q. How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb? A. Approximately 1,0000000000000000!Q. How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? A. One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him!Q. How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A. That's not funny, you douche bag!

Q. What does Mr. Spock say to Kirk when the crew changed the light bulb on the first try?
A. You almost make me believe in luck.

Q. How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind.

Q. How long does it take a performance artist to change a light bulb?
A. Who knows? That mime has been standing on the corner for a week now...

Q. How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but he'll break ten bulbs before the drum solo is over.

Q. How many soprano opera singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. If they sing loudly enough, they'll break it.

Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three. One to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder.

Q. How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Lava lamps don't burn out, man!Q. Why did the light go out? A. Because they liked each other!Q. How many Leo men does it take to change a light bulb? A. A dozen. One to hange the bulb and eleven to applaud!

Q. How many does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to screw in the bulb

Q. How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One to screw in the bulb, and another to smash the old bulb with his forehead.

Q. How many sorority sisters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 26. One to change the bulb, and 25 to sing a sentimental song about the bulb being changed, or whatever.

Q. How many 14-year-old boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. You said SCREW! Hahahahaha!

Q. How many Greek gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to rotate the planet.

Q. How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
A. They don't, but they'll roar so loud that somebody else will.

Q. why did a gardener plant a light bulb? A. He wanted to grow a power plant!Q. How many Whovians does it take to change a light bulb? A. 1, 000, 000. One to change the bulb and 999,999 to say the new bulb works, but the good old bulbs they grew up with were better!Q. How many Sith lords does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. They prefer the Dark Side!

Q. How many Zen Masters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Zen Masters carry their own light.

Q. How many lumens does it take to replace a 60 watt light bulb?
A. It doesn't matter as long as it's not that creepy blue LED color!

A. Who knows how many it takes to change a light bulb.
Q. Can the Doctor shed light on the time frame for change?

Q. How many doctors does it take to screw over a light bulb?
A. Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare.

Q. How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Nobody knows. Light bulbs generally last longer than Russian leaders do.

Q. How many Satanists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. The Devil prefers the dark, and there's plenty of natural light in hell.

Q. How many gorillas does it take to change a light bulb? A. Only one, but it takes a butt load of ight bulbs!Q. How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Two. One to screw it almost all the way in, and one to give it a surprising twist at the end!Q. How is duct tape like the Force? A. It has a light side, a dark side and binds the galaxy together!

Q. How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for a few decades.

Q. How many big gorillas does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to screw in the new bulb, and one to smash the old one into a gazillion pieces!

Q. How many newpaper columnists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one. He'll tell everybody else about it!

Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but she'll break a bunch of them before she figures out which end to screw in.

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Q. How many light bulb take it to change Yoda does it?
A. Yes, welcome to the Light Side.

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