|
Enlightened Puns, Lightbulb Jokes, Lit Up Puns
Turn
on funny lightbulb jokes, luminous laughter, brilliant puns and enlightened
humor.
Light Bulb Jokes, Bright Puns, Brilliant Humor
(Because Light Bulb Jokes Could
Never Be TOO Mainstream If You're Still Left in
the Dark!) |
Warning:
Change at Your Own Pace! Screw in humor, well-lit jokes, and dazzling
light bulb puns ahead.
| Light Bulb Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| 7 | 8
| 9 | 10
| Illuminating Light Bulb Zodiac
Riddles |
| Doctor Light Bulb Jokes | Sci-Fi
Light Bulb Jokes | 2 | Burned
Out Bulb Jokes, Dim Bulb Puns |
| Funny Riddles & Dumb Answers |
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
| Are You Kidding? |
Q.
What does Mr. Spock say to Kirk when the crew changed the
light bulb on the first try?
A. You almost make me believe in luck.
Q.
How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. The answer
is blowin' in the wind. |
Q.
How long does it take a performance artist to change a light
bulb?
A. Who knows? That mime has been standing on the corner
for a week now...
Q.
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but he'll break ten bulbs before the drum solo is
over.
|
Q.
How many soprano opera singers does it take to change a
light bulb?
A. None. If they sing loudly enough, they'll break it.
Q.
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three. One to hold the bulb, and two to turn the ladder.
|
Q. How many does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to screw in the bulb
Q.
How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One to screw in the bulb, and another to smash the old
bulb with his forehead. |
Q.
How many sorority sisters does it take to change a light
bulb?
A. 26. One to change the bulb, and 25 to sing a sentimental
song about the bulb being changed, or whatever.
Q.
How many 14-year-old boys does it take to screw in a light
bulb?
A. You said SCREW! Hahahahaha!
|
Q.
How many Greek gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to rotate the
planet.
Q.
How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
A. They don't, but they'll roar so loud that somebody else
will. |
Q.
How many Zen Masters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Zen Masters carry their own light.
Q.
How many lumens does it take to replace a 60 watt light
bulb?
A. It doesn't matter as long as it's not that creepy blue
LED color! |
A.
Who knows how many it takes to change a light bulb.
Q. Can the Doctor shed light on the time frame for change?
Q.
How many doctors does it take to screw over a light bulb?
A. Three. One to find a bulb specialist, one to find a bulb
installation specialist, and one to bill it all to Medicare.
|
Q.
How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light
bulb?
A. Nobody knows. Light bulbs generally last longer than
Russian leaders do.
Q.
How many Satanists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. The Devil prefers the dark, and there's plenty of natural
light in hell. |
Q.
How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a light
bulb?
A. None. They just let it burn out and follow it around
for a few decades.
Q.
How many big gorillas does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to screw in the new bulb, and one to smash the
old one into a gazillion pieces! |
Q.
How many newpaper columnists does it take to change a light
bulb?
A. Just one. He'll tell everybody else about it!
Q.
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but she'll break a bunch of them before she figures
out which end to screw in.
|
If
at first you don't succeed, get a lightsaber and try again.
A
book never written:
How to Swing a Lightsaber by Jed Eye
Q.
How many light bulb take it to change Yoda does it?
A. Yes, welcome to the Light Side. |
|
Light Bulb Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| 7 | 8
| 9 | 10
| Illuminating Light Bulb Zodiac
Riddles |
| Doctor Light Bulb Jokes | Sci-Fi
Light Bulb Jokes | 2 | Burned
Out Bulb Jokes, Dim Bulb Puns |
| Funny Riddles and Dumb Answers | Why
Did the Chicken Cross the Road? | Are
You Crazy? |
| Are Blondes Dumb? | Why
Do Pirates ARR? | Am
I Funny? | Are You Kidding?
| Am I Drunk? |
| Have You Seen Bigfoot? | Are
You An Alien? | Why Do Vampires Bite?
| Are You a Winer? |
| Why Are Hipsters Hip? | What
Time Is It? | Where Am I? | Am
I High? | Am I a Superhero? |
| Do I Need a Doctor? | Am
I Dead? | Why Did the Cow Jump Over
the Moon? | Is It Friday Yet? |

You've
lasted this far, so here's even more brilliant
humor,
lit
jokes, and dazzling painful
puns to keep your
funny bone enlightened:
|
More
Painful Puns, Groaner Jokes, and Unanswered Riddles...
|
Actor Jokes | Battery
Jokes | Beer Puns | Car
Jokes | Colorado Jokes | Dating
Jokes | Fit Puns | Guy
Jokes |
| Home Repair Jokes | Key
Puns | Police Jokes | Powerful
Puns | Psychic Jokes | Road
Trip Jokes | Sci-Fi Jokes |
| Seasonal Puns | Spock
Jokes | Sports Jokes | Tech
Support Jokes | Timely Jokes | Yellow
Puns | Yoda Jokes |
Thanks
for stopping by and see you again soon!
Join
us on social media and please
feel free to share our memes with friends and family:
©2017-2021
Painfulpuns.com
All rights reserved. |
|
|