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Q. How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? A. Depens on what you want to change it into!
Q. What do you get if you cross a thought and a light bulb? A. A bright idea!
Q. How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. they just let it burn out and follow it around for a few decades!

 


Funny Lightbulb Jokes, Light Laughter, Dim Puns
Glow crazy with hilarious light bulb humor, daylight-ful puns, and luminescent jokes.

Light Bulb Humor, Bright Puns, Glowing Jokes
(Because Watts of Light Bulb Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream If You're Left Out in the Darkness!)
Warning: Change with Caution! Funny light bulb humor, bright jokes, and screwy puns ahead.
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Q. What did the light bulb say to the generator? A. I really get a charge out of you!Q. How many actors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight!Q. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Two, but it's cramped!

Q. How many math teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They can't actually do it, but they can prove it can be done.

Q. How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but it takes ten-million years.

Q. Do you know many How Many Musicians does it takes to Change a Light Bulb?
A. No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.

Q. How many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to do it, and one to scratch his ass.

Q. How many dadaists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. To get to the other side.

Q. How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A. It depends what you want her to change it into.

Q. How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling her friends all about it...

Q. How many necrophiliacs does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Necrophiliacs prefer dead bulbs!Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A. How many can you afford?Q. How many visitors to an art gallery does it take to change a light bulb? A. Two. One to do it and one to say: "Oh, my 4-year-old could have done that!"

Q. How many necrophiliacs does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Just one. Excuse me, could you please test the socket with your finger, while I go get a new bulb?

Q. How many black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.

Q. How many undertakers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They just paint the old bulb black and use it again.

Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three. One to screw the bulb, and two to sue him for malpractice.

Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Lawyers only screw US!

Q. Why are lawyers such naturals at changing light bulbs?
A. Because they do screw jobs on a daily basis.

A. One.
Q. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?

Q. How many tech writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. The user will work it out...

Q. How many tech writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. It should be obvious to the user.

How many Doctor Who fans does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just sit there and hope it comes bak on!Q. How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Squirrels only change bulbs that are nut broken!Q. How many Gemini guys does it take to change a light bulb? A. II

Q. How many Daleks does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Daleks don't change light bulbs, they level the whole building.

Q. How many nitpickers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Dunno for certain, but it's not a very lice number.

Q. How many carpenters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. No, that's the electrician's job.

Q. How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They always work in the dark.

Q. How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We don't know. They never get passed the feasibility study.

Q. How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Let's ride bikes, no let's play Tag, no let's climb the walls...

Q. How many performance artists does it take to change a light bulb? A. Dunno, I left after the first hour and a half!Q. How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Atheists never see the light anyway, do they?Q. How many durrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A. Fish!

Q. How many administrative assistants does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. I can't do anything unless you complete a light buld design change request.

Q. How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle, and one to change the bulb.

Q. How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Atheists are never in the dark.

Q. How many Maoists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One to screw it in, and a thousand to chant, "Fight darkness!"

Q. How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to screw it in, and another to smell his butt.

Q. How many rock stars does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Rock stars only screw in Jacuzzis.

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