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Funny Lightbulb Jokes, Light Laughter, Dim Puns
Glow crazy with hilarious light bulb humor, daylight-ful puns,
and luminescent jokes.
Light Bulb Humor, Bright Puns, Glowing Jokes
(Because Watts of Light Bulb
Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream If You're Left
Out in the Darkness!) |
Warning:
Change with Caution! Funny light bulb humor, bright jokes, and screwy
puns ahead.
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| 5 | 6
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| 9 | 10
| Illuminating Light Bulb Zodiac
Riddles |
| Doctor Light Bulb Jokes | Sci-Fi
Light Bulb Jokes | 2 | Burned
Out Bulb Jokes, Dim Bulb Puns |
| Funny Riddles & Dumb Answers |
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
| Are You Kidding? |
Q.
How many math teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They can't actually do it, but they can prove it
can be done.
Q.
How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, but it takes ten-million years. |
Q.
Do you know many How Many Musicians does it takes to
Change a Light Bulb?
A. No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
Q.
How many monkeys does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to do it, and one to scratch his ass.
Q.
How many dadaists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. To get to the other side.
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Q.
How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A. It depends what you want her to change it into.
Q.
How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light
bulb?
A. One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling
her friends all about it... |
Q. How many necrophiliacs does it take to change a light
bulb?
A. Just one. Excuse me, could you please test the socket
with your finger, while I go get a new bulb?
Q.
How many black monoliths does it take to change a light
bulb?
A. Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
Q.
How many undertakers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. They just paint the old bulb black and use it again.
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Q.
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three. One to screw the bulb, and two to sue him for
malpractice.
Q.
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Lawyers only screw US!
Q.
Why are lawyers such naturals at changing light bulbs?
A. Because they do screw jobs on a daily basis.
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A.
One.
Q. How many psychics does it take to change a light bulb?
Q.
How many tech writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. The user will work it out...
Q.
How many tech writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. It should be obvious to the user. |
Q.
How many Daleks does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Daleks don't change light bulbs, they level the whole
building.
Q.
How many nitpickers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Dunno for certain, but it's not a very lice number. |
Q.
How many carpenters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. No, that's the electrician's job.
Q.
How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light
bulb?
A. None. They always work in the dark.
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Q.
How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A. We don't know. They never get passed the feasibility
study.
Q.
How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Let's ride bikes, no let's play Tag, no let's climb the
walls... |
Q.
How many administrative assistants does it take to change
a light bulb?
A. None. I can't do anything unless you complete a light
buld design change request.
Q.
How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle, and
one to change the bulb. |
Q.
How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Atheists are never in the dark.
Q.
How many Maoists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One to screw it in, and a thousand to chant, "Fight
darkness!"
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Q.
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two. One to screw it in, and another to smell his butt.
Q.
How many rock stars does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. Rock stars only screw in Jacuzzis. |
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Light Bulb Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| 5 | 6
| 7 | 8
| 9 | 10
| Illuminating Light Bulb Zodiac
Riddles |
| Doctor Light Bulb Jokes | Sci-Fi
Light Bulb Jokes | 2 | Burned
Out Bulb Jokes, Dim Bulb Puns |
| Funny Riddles and Dumb Answers | Why
Did the Chicken Cross the Road? | Are
You Crazy? |
| Are Blondes Dumb? | Why
Do Pirates ARR? | Am
I Funny? | Are You Kidding?
| Am I Drunk? |
| Have You Seen Bigfoot? | Are
You An Alien? | Why Do Vampires Bite?
| Are You a Winer? |
| Why Are Hipsters Hip? | What
Time Is It? | Where Am I? | Am
I High? | Am I a Superhero? |
| Do I Need a Doctor? | Am
I Dead? | Why Did the Cow Jump Over
the Moon? | Is It Friday Yet? |

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